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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Illusions









Kristen at the Met Gala wearing an Illusion dress by Chanel. An illusion to hide little sweet pea and it worked very well. People were jumping ship all over the place. 


You don't get to jump back on when it starts to get good!




Kristen and sweet pea inside the Met Gala. Red circled for the dipshidiots who can't see. 




          Kristen at the met Gala after party with Riley Keough. Again red circled for the blind and in denial.


And once more for those who still can't see.




Aww Mommy wearing Daddys shirt.




Red circles for those that are mentally challenged. No you don't still wear your exes clothes a year later. Get a clue.





The tabs and the dipshidiots would like you to think these two women hate each other.Yeah I would be hugging and laughing with someone that I thought hooked up on the sly with my man. 


Kristen obviously knows what the truth is. And what is crap.


Barefoot Kristen. You have to love a woman who isn't afraid to kick off her high heels and be herself.




CJ got it from all sides for posting this picture on his instagram. (Hi Kristen! I see you trying to hide lol). He's fame whoring his friend according to the haters. Listen up he would not have posted that picture without Kristen knowing about it. 






So Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen text!

As for tabloid rumors that she's jealous of Twilight's Kristen Stewart for appearing alongside Hoult in the upcoming movie Equals, Lawrence used a characteristically comedic tactic. 

"There was something in a magazine, and I was like 'Oh, my God, that's hilarious,' because Kristen and I are friends," she says. "I actually texted her a picture of it and was like, 'Just so you know, this is absolutely true.' "

Guess that will kill any hook up rumors bound to start when Equals starts filming. 

Who am I kidding. You know they will. 






Kudos to flight attendant Karla Peluso for making sure Kristen gets her hat back. As Ruth said you ROCK!





We finally have confirmation on dates for Cannes. And Kristen is not officially confirmed to attend.And everyone went ape shit.

 I guess everyone is forgetting the same thing happened during the London premiere for Breaking Dawn. She wasn't scheduled to attend because she was filming but guess what. She showed up at the last minute. It was fun watching the loons getting their panties in a twist when she did. One of them even threatened her and was thrown out of the premiere.

Everyone needs to take a deep breath and do this. Seriously. 


The 23rd is over two weeks away. Things can change and probably will. They aren't going to guarantee anything until the last minute. She is filming and anything can happen between now and the 23rd. They aren't going to confirm her two weeks ahead of time. Also there could be another reason for her not attending. 

Tee hee.
Now breath in and relax.








Rob hooking up with a Mystery blond. Again. This is the illusion the tabs painted and the dipshidiots bought
it hook line and sinker.



Unfortunately what the tabs don't tell you is that Jamie Strachan is also there sitting on the other side of Rob.


This is what actually happened. Rob out with Jamie Strachan and Imogen Ker a friend of Dakota's.  Poor dipshidiots can't catch a break. They've been waiting for five years hoping for Rob to be romantically linked to anybody but Kristen and they still have nothing. 





Oh look it's Rob getting a smootch from his new love!



Nope the dipshidiots lose again. It's Sienna Miller.




Rob on the cover of Premiere magazine!


PREMIERE: How long do you think, will it take Hollywood to remake the saga?
ROBERT: I have no idea. I think the era of vampires is over, don’t you? It’s funny, a few days ago I was remembering filming a scene from Twilight with someone. I think it’s the first scene of the last movie, when Bella wakes up and sees Edward, a little like an apparition. We had been filming for a month in Canada in the freezing cold, I was this close to going depressed, and the only thing I found to feel better was going to take my breakfast at McDonald’s every morning. After four weeks of this, the moment came to film that scene and I was wearing a white shirt with light coming from behind me. When I watched the scene right after, I realized you could see the outline of my love handles freshly acquired. I recently saw the movie on TV and they are still there now.

He was remembering filming this scene with someone? Gee I wonder who that might be. The illusion that it could be anyone but Kristen. Oh please you know it was.


Unfiltered Rob is going to slip up a lot during the month of May.




PREMIERE: So you end up having your groceries delivered at home?
ROBERT: No, I order from Domino’s Pizza every day. (Laughing)


  Everything on it but the little fishies for me Rob!





PREMIERE: The recurring aspect is that in each film, you sleep with an accomplished actress…
ROBERT: That scene with Julianne Moore was so funny. And we had just met one another before we had to shoot it.

PREMIERE: It was also the case with Juliette Binoche when you filmed the sex scene in Cosmopolis. Is it your new way of welcoming actresses on set?
ROBERT: I remember seeing Juliette before we started shooting the scene. She was giving me advice: “Keep choosing classy projects and filming intelligent films.” And suddenly, David says “Action!” and we start fucking like beasts in the car. Very classy, that’s right… (Laughing). On top of that, it was boiling hot. I was sweating like crazy and huge drops of sweat were running down my forehead. I asked myself if I wasn’t having a heart attack. Every time a drop was falling, I was trying to stop it from ending up on Julianne’s back. It was ridiculous. After a while she turned back in my direction, worried and asked me: “Are you okay? Are you having a panic attack?” I was out of breath, completely drenched, meanwhile her, not at all.








I'm assuming we will see the supposed interview where he says he is over Kristen when hell freezes over right Viva Press? 


A couple more for the road! Love the Avante-garde look to the photo shoot. 








Now why would Ruth or Sam  be favoriting  these tweets? Because Rob and Kristen are together that's why.







Ladies grab some of this and start your engines!

               

That accent will be the death of me.



I'll catch you ladies later. Gotta watch this over and over and over and over.... 


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Unknown said...

HI Havenettes!
Hope everyone is OK, so happy for Rob's 28th! Really hope he's having a great day with Kristen, alone and not interrupted.

HKN - great banner!
Where is that close up of his from? next to boy-soldeir Rob?

Tbell said...

A big 2.8 shoutout to RP. Stephen colbert and stevie wonder birthday also lol.

Hi ladies. This weather and fandom share multiple personality disorder lol

felicity said...

we will see..

@Fashion_Critic_: #Cannes2014 Friday 23 Confirmed: Juliette Binoche, Kirsten Stewart, Chloe Grace @ChloeGMoretz

@Fashion_Critic_: @kstewartnews Yep Kristen is confirmed for the #CloudsOfSilsMaria photocall 10am & the premiere at 7pm. Rumored Chanel dinner Wed 21

Janie said...

I was reading some of Kristens quotes and she mentions you won't hear when she gets married or her babys name from her but from someone else. Here's hoping someone she knows will divulge that information.

Janie said...

Felicity
Thanks, hope it's true.

ASFJ said...

Vallie:

I most definitely remember how rude Letterman was to kristen on that show. He made people laugh at her and she was making perfect sense. How awful to do that to a sweet, young girl...I stopped watching him too after that. Glad he is going too. Take care and best wishes.

Unknown said...

Felicity how is it the cannes official list said she wont attend but fashion critic said cconfirmed. Lol. How does that work?

a stargazzer said...

Happy Birthday Rob. Blessings and happiness with your new family.

Unknown said...

Jane k said word for word: when I have a baby every one is going to want to know my kids name and im not going to say for ages. It will come out but it won't come from me. Notice she said she would hide the childs name. Not the child because k knows she can't hide a baby. So im not worried. I know news of baby will come out.

Heather said...

OMG - there is no baby!! You've been played.

Unknown said...

Happy 28th Birthday, Rob! I hope he's having a great day. Sorry I'm dropping by later today. The next two weeks will prove to be interesting. Love to you all. XXOO

felicity said...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BniH7BWIEAAEXZl.jpg

this is a picture of an article/interview with oliver assayass.. he said, that rob would be in his next movie..

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about cannes.. i am waiting for the official confirmation of the organisators, that kristen will be there too.

Tbell said...

Felicity
I heard that about K on sluts. If its true that photo call is super early. I have my hopes I know you guys do also ♡♡♡

Janie said...
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Janie said...

Vern

I really enjoyed your birthday blog for Rob. You used some really good pictures of Rob. I miss seeing him and Kristen together.

Vernier said...

Happy Birthday Baby Boy!!! Much love coming at cha!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

I really hope both are going to Cannes and that is interesting we find this out on Rob's birthday, for sure. I guess that little birdie was noisy enough to put some pressure to come. I wonder if our little sweet pea arrived and the wait is over? I really hope so, because they can relax and rest. Happy baby thoughts. Susie in la-la land again.

Janie said...

Theresa
I'm not so sure about us seeing a baby anytime soon. They were able to hide their relationship for a year. I can see them doing the same with their baby.

Morning Coffee said...

Well good evening Haven...just like last week waiting on The Met we are back to waiting mode for Cannes.

Endless speculations will circulate till our eyes and ears tell us what we are seeing and hearing is actual fact.

I hope if circumstances are optimal they will both be present for their films. I am not putting much credence to Kristen being there until I actually see her.

She is filming and expecting in the near future. Alot can prevent her from attending at a moments notice. I am sure however if she can manage it she will be there.

Either way I am looking forward to reviews of their respective films and know they will be well received. I am tremendously proud of them both and all they have fought so hard for. They are sought after accomplished and talented actors.

I say it's way past time for the world to recognize them as true artists. yes I really think the Pattinson family has wonderful things to look forward to.

Right Sweet pea? Mommy and daddy have it all!

andreana said...

MorningCoffee
I just saw the quote...thanks for the headsup....wow..if Kristen really said that... its pretty epic...and just ...hot!.... l o l.... I'm gonna pretend it true and that was an actual quote ...( cause that birthday boy must be the person who said it)..... yay!

Unknown said...

everyone--this is the first of a two-parter)

Rob Pattinson, Stevie Wonder, Stephen Colbert, all born today!!! Thanks for letting us know, beloved t-bell!!!!
WOW just WOW

How I love Stevie Wonder is all his brilliance!!

Who can forget his almost numberless iconic songs, immortal songs: 'Love's In Need of Love Today' 'Superstition' 'All Is Fair in Love'-- I could go on and on, for a LONG long time listing songs of his that i performed and enjoyed immensely performing in the beautiful clubs of New Orleans...
And you know i truly love and idolize him. He's one to make us all insanely proud to be a human being.

Another human being to be enormously proud of born on this day is Stephen Colbert. you better know he won my heart when this rapier-witted Daniel went into the lion's (liars!) den and bearded the lion himself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FTF4Oz4dI

do yourself a favor and watch the entire weep-worthy assault (tears inspired by both hysterical laughter and heartbroken truth) as he wit-pummeled members of the heartless, soulless pinnacles of power that still thwart the very heartbeat of our beloved country... Stay to the bitter end of this mind-blowing monologue and absorb everything he presents and hear the subtly threatening applause generated by these top-echelon supporters of the Bush Administration at the end of this unbelievably courageous piece..
Stephan Colbert--He's my hero. are you like me being so wildly happy that Stephen Colbert is taking over for Dave Letterman? well i'm just so happy. yes, IMHO there is no better, more erudite host than the uber-courageous and super sharp-witty, Stephen Colbert. thank god there's somebody like him with the courage to tell it like it is! risking it all, always. i just want to shout it for the roof-tops!

i think in honor of Stephen Colbert 's birthday i am making good on my threat to post a song i wrote during the insanity that was the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. i wrote this song after witnessing the unbelievable non-response of the Bush Administration to the catastrophe that occurred over 5 days as i and the nation watched in utter horror and disbelief. The lyrics i wrote have a lot of actual quotes interspersed within them that the Bush people (he himself, his mom, Dick Cheney, possibly a few other higher-ups in the administration) all were recorded saying during the deadly crisis. Barbara Bush the family matriarch toured the Astrodome where many of the Katrina refugees were bused-- so many torn from their children, their families, young people, elderly people, in various states of trauma, children, sleeping on a thousand public cots every night on the floor of this ginormous cavernous rapidly-becoming-filthy-and-dangerous-place totally without privacy, protection and often food and medicine-- in the aftermath of the historic catastrophe. She is heard to say she thought the situation was "working very well for them".
Enough said.

Leaving that now...
(part two, next)

Unknown said...

Part Two...

...And then there's the incredible, i mean really, truly extraordinary..... Robert Pattinson! Robert Pattinson! Happy Birthday, Robert Pattinson!! Still a young man, and joyfully a young man for many many more years to come-- Happy Birthday to dear Rob-- he's gonna have his hands full very, very soon. but luckily he's got lovely loving immediate family, and a lovely, loving global-extended family, to help him and Kristen with the upcoming blessed event, and then there's always the supplemental professional help of the finest caliber available. And let's not EVER forget his incredibly lovely, superyoung, uber-talented, fabulous, wealthy, loving, brilliant wife. Yep, she can handle it, 'it' being everything that Life has in store for her! Which is the very, very best!

But my darlings, after seeing her beloved husband's Premiere photo shoot, and knowing that he was responsible for the design of most if not all of the ideas behind his shot set-ups, (there was corroboration within the Premiere article itself) and, in corroboration with that information provided in the Premier article, consider this: what photographer in her or his right mind would ever pose Rob in some of those photos? The one with the red liquid being rappelled out of the exquisite mouth of Rob Pattinson? Painting black tar-like-looking goop on the beautiful Pattinson head and Arch-Angel Michael angelic and masculine Pattinson face??? i mean, are you kidding-- i mean yeah, i know they're French and all but holy crap!!! it had to be Rob staging it just like the article said-- it's almost as if the writer of the article was declaring: "HEY!! PEOPLE!!! WE DIDN'T DO THAT!!! WE FOREVER HONOR HIS EXQUISITE AND SINGULAR BEAUTY AND WOULD NEVER ABUSE IT LIKE THAT!!!" i'm sure
THEY wanted to shoot his session on a beautiful fake, bear skin rug with him reclining nude in all his glory before some gorgeous fireplace within which a beautiful and elemental Fire illuminated his mesmerizing self and eyes... hey, could we have one like that?? Prease!!!
Okay anyway, as i said-- the Premiere shoot disturbed me. This man is a soulful, accomplished and unique musician. He writes amazing magical lyrics and performs them shockingly as though directly channeled from his heart. He has natively developed his own approach to performance that has attracted the attention of the world's greatest directors. He is undergoing more stress and pressure than any young man should ever have to go through. i mean, here is his very own beloved-- vulnerable, yes, as we women are in these miraculous and privileged biological stages of our lives--and his beloved is carrying well his long awaited child, but often out of his reach and sometimes beyond his sight, at the mercy of this world, at the mercy of these maniacal haters. Luckily, she is young and incredibly strong. Invincibly strong, i am convinced. She is an old soul, i believe, to his relatively young one. Sometimes i see a story in all this in which he truly seems to be an angel reincarnated to answer Kristen's well deserved dreams-- as i see her having labored well through many lives before this and accrued karmically the love of an angel, who then incarnated, sacrificing so much, to come to earth and experience life with her on the highest levels, then take her up to the next level after an extraordinary life of art, service and humanitarianism. But angels can get lost on earth in all this chaos.

Unknown said...

Part Three!!...

...And these pictures from this last shoot at Premiere, i think illustrate a crisis that Rob may be going through. it's as though he feels he must pay a penance-- i'm certain my Roman Catholic friends will understand that comment!
i want him to be free of any angst! i know everything will be allright! he must release this angst!! send some love directly through your higher consciousness to his and let him know, baby, we've got your back!! we love you both and support any decision you feel you have to make during this journey you are both on. yes, many of us see a classic love story that fulfills our most extreme visions of romantic love-- BUT-- we have also all, many times, told you both that we support you together, or apart. we beg that you be free of all external pressures that might in any way, hamper your well-deserved enjoyment of the living of your lives. Living these lives on earth involve such heart-ache, sorrow and joy for all incarnated beings. But also such an opportunity to experience all that it means to be Human. and as you both have made clear again and again, no ones cares more than you.

i wish Rob the very happiest birthday ever, and for his gift, i will that he feels no negativity in any area of his life, that he can enjoy his blessed life to the very fullest! Ladies, join with me and lift your champagne-charged glasses with me-- to Rob!! Happy Birthday!!!

always your servant,
the inimitable stonepookieRKfan and only one of two hundred thousand god-mothers ready to help or aid in any way the the darling sweet-pea-to-be!!

Unknown said...

Part Freakin' Four--

... the song "5 Days and 5 Nights" is on my Tumblr-- pookielewis.tumblr.com
i dedicate it to my Beloved New Orleans
love always,
pookie

Morning Coffee said...

My Gladiatrix Pookie:

God lady do you have have any idea how much I love and admire you? You leave me standing in awe of your generosity of soul...your amazing insight of all the nuances of humanity..Your unparalelled capacity to love.

You are touched by angels yourself you know..You have taken the gifts of talent that God bestowed upon you so liberally and you have shared not only for the enjoyment of others but to help better mankind in many different capacities.

You make me feel blessed an honored to call you my friend.

Love you baby girl.
MC smiling proudly at you here and sending virtual hugs and kisses your way.

Unknown said...

oh, how i do love me some precious precious Morning Coffee!! virtual hugs and kisses showering back at cha!!
thank you sweetcakes for your constant and fierce love! you have helped me more that you'll ever know with your selfless encouragement... and you raise the bar of the thread with every post you make
---yourownpook

Unknown said...

Sweet Pookie - I thought I was one of the few who did not care for the Premiere photo shoot. IMO, it does not show off his classic looks. He looks good (very, very good) in a pair of jeans and a tshirt. Or a tailored suit...sigh. Simplicity is so underrated.
But the pictures we get from Cannes will outshine those. I'm excited about the event, yet I'm not looking forward to the rumors that will come about soon. The haters know the truth; they choose to ignore it.
Kris will look amazing in whatever dress she's wearing. I hope we get a peek of her bump.
Going to pick my kids up from school soon.

Sherry said...

Just saw photo call pics. I've never seen Rob do the peace sign thing only Kristen. Could he be more obvious? And the smirky smile on his face? He looks so good. He actually looks like the Cheshire Cat grinning. And the color choice is interesting. He designed and wore the green houndstooth suit for BD2 and he is in green again. These aren't hints they are in-your-face paps facts. I really think they are having a lot of fun being obvious. Hiding in plain sight! Even1 if they aren't together at Cannes, which we are all expecting, I think they will eventually be seen together but when we least expect it. Hope all of you are having a good Sunday. Love you all!

Unknown said...

i am SO for rob and Kristen!!! I keep reading nothing positive about them still being an item and it just makes me sick!!! I just wish we could see a photo of those two together and it would make me feel a LOT better. I got to wondering if Kristen and rob got scheduled so far apart because they just might not still be together. I pray with ALL my heart they are and that's what I want SO much but the damn media and tabloids sure aren't dropping ANY photos of those two together. :o( :o( and WHY would Dakota fanning match rob up with Imogen??? it's being said Kristen knows her as well. Dakota and Kristen are close friends and I have ZERO clue WHY she would be doing matchmaking for rob unless it's for he and Kristen. :o(
:o( I do SO hope they are still together and expecting a child. it's kinda hard to believe all the time because of NO photos of the lovebirds together.......

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