Illusions

Kristen at the Met Gala wearing an Illusion dress by Chanel. An illusion to hide little sweet pea and it worked very well. People were jumping ship all over the place. 

You don't get to jump back on when it starts to get good!

Kristen and sweet pea inside the Met Gala. Red circled for the dipshidiots who can't see. 

          Kristen at the met Gala after party with Riley Keough. Again red circled for the blind and in denial.

And once more for those who still can't see.

Aww Mommy wearing Daddys shirt.

Red circles for those that are mentally challenged. No you don't still wear your exes clothes a year later. Get a clue.

The tabs and the dipshidiots would like you to think these two women hate each other.Yeah I would be hugging and laughing with someone that I thought hooked up on the sly with my man. 

Kristen obviously knows what the truth is. And what is crap.

Barefoot Kristen. You have to love a woman who isn't afraid to kick off her high heels and be herself.

CJ got it from all sides for posting this picture on his instagram. (Hi Kristen! I see you trying to hide lol). He's fame whoring his friend according to the haters. Listen up he would not have posted that picture without Kristen knowing about it. 

So Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen text!

As for tabloid rumors that she's jealous of Twilight's Kristen Stewart for appearing alongside Hoult in the upcoming movie Equals, Lawrence used a characteristically comedic tactic. 

"There was something in a magazine, and I was like 'Oh, my God, that's hilarious,' because Kristen and I are friends," she says. "I actually texted her a picture of it and was like, 'Just so you know, this is absolutely true.' "

Guess that will kill any hook up rumors bound to start when Equals starts filming. 

Who am I kidding. You know they will. 

Kudos to flight attendant Karla Peluso for making sure Kristen gets her hat back. As Ruth said you ROCK!

We finally have confirmation on dates for Cannes. And Kristen is not officially confirmed to attend.And everyone went ape shit.

 I guess everyone is forgetting the same thing happened during the London premiere for Breaking Dawn. She wasn't scheduled to attend because she was filming but guess what. She showed up at the last minute. It was fun watching the loons getting their panties in a twist when she did. One of them even threatened her and was thrown out of the premiere.

Everyone needs to take a deep breath and do this. Seriously. 

The 23rd is over two weeks away. Things can change and probably will. They aren't going to guarantee anything until the last minute. She is filming and anything can happen between now and the 23rd. They aren't going to confirm her two weeks ahead of time. Also there could be another reason for her not attending. 

Tee hee.

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Now breath in and relax.

Rob hooking up with a Mystery blond. Again. This is the illusion the tabs painted and the dipshidiots bought
it hook line and sinker.

Unfortunately what the tabs don't tell you is that Jamie Strachan is also there sitting on the other side of Rob.

This is what actually happened. Rob out with Jamie Strachan and Imogen Ker a friend of Dakota's.  Poor dipshidiots can't catch a break. They've been waiting for five years hoping for Rob to be romantically linked to anybody but Kristen and they still have nothing. 

Oh look it's Rob getting a smootch from his new love!

Nope the dipshidiots lose again. It's Sienna Miller.

Rob on the cover of Premiere magazine!

PREMIERE: How long do you think, will it take Hollywood to remake the saga?
ROBERT: I have no idea. I think the era of vampires is over, don’t you? It’s funny, a few days ago I was remembering filming a scene from Twilight with someone. I think it’s the first scene of the last movie, when Bella wakes up and sees Edward, a little like an apparition. We had been filming for a month in Canada in the freezing cold, I was this close to going depressed, and the only thing I found to feel better was going to take my breakfast at McDonald’s every morning. After four weeks of this, the moment came to film that scene and I was wearing a white shirt with light coming from behind me. When I watched the scene right after, I realized you could see the outline of my love handles freshly acquired. I recently saw the movie on TV and they are still there now.

He was remembering filming this scene with someone? Gee I wonder who that might be. The illusion that it could be anyone but Kristen. Oh please you know it was.

Unfiltered Rob is going to slip up a lot during the month of May.

PREMIERE: So you end up having your groceries delivered at home?
ROBERT: No, I order from Domino’s Pizza every day. (Laughing)

  Everything on it but the little fishies for me Rob!

PREMIERE: The recurring aspect is that in each film, you sleep with an accomplished actress…
ROBERT: That scene with Julianne Moore was so funny. And we had just met one another before we had to shoot it.

PREMIERE: It was also the case with Juliette Binoche when you filmed the sex scene in Cosmopolis. Is it your new way of welcoming actresses on set?
ROBERT: I remember seeing Juliette before we started shooting the scene. She was giving me advice: “Keep choosing classy projects and filming intelligent films.” And suddenly, David says “Action!” and we start fucking like beasts in the car. Very classy, that’s right… (Laughing). On top of that, it was boiling hot. I was sweating like crazy and huge drops of sweat were running down my forehead. I asked myself if I wasn’t having a heart attack. Every time a drop was falling, I was trying to stop it from ending up on Julianne’s back. It was ridiculous. After a while she turned back in my direction, worried and asked me: “Are you okay? Are you having a panic attack?” I was out of breath, completely drenched, meanwhile her, not at all.

I'm assuming we will see the supposed interview where he says he is over Kristen when hell freezes over right Viva Press? 

A couple more for the road! Love the Avante-garde look to the photo shoot. 

Now why would Ruth or Sam  be favoriting  these tweets? Because Rob and Kristen are together that's why.

Ladies grab some of this and start your engines!

               

That accent will be the death of me.

I'll catch you ladies later. Gotta watch this over and over and over and over....