This Just In! Epic Robsessed Meltdown!
The meltdown occurred when Martin Katz dared to mention Rob and Kristen in the same sentence! The Robsessed cried and stomped their feet.
Stay tuned for further details as another mention of Rob and Kristen in the same sentence will send the Robsessed away in straight jackets.
Me being the sarcastic bitch that I proudly am lol.
Stop The Presses!
Rob At A Bar With Male Friends!
Old Edward, wasn't too happy that I took a sneaky photo of him last night. He tried to grab my phone and delete the photo but no dice. #rpats #notsofriendly #papparazzi #vampireattack #Hollywood
Unfortunately there were witnesses at the bar so Rob couldn't death ray this fool.
In related news we had another troll who said Rob bought her a drink at said bar. Oh wait now she's saying it was Rob's entourage that bought her the drink. Oh wait that's not right either. It wasn't Rob after all it was someone else.
Is your head spinning from all this crap yet?
We have a report from a reliable source that said yes Rob was there with MALE friends and no he wasn't skirt chasing.
Kristen And Alicia Are Lovers Smear Campaign Uncovered!
CJ received a medal of honor for posting a picture of Alicia with her actual girlfriend ( he deleted it soon after to keep the dipshidiots from attacking) and surprise it's not Kristen.
Anny P and Poopforbrains to be arraigned on libel charges soon.
New Kristen Chanel Pics!
Sweet pea trying to take a peek in the last one.
Some people with vision problems might need one of these to see.
Stay tuned for further updates on Sweet Pea!
Chanel Stew! Enjoy!
Robert Pattinson Exits Mission Blacklist!
Robert Pattinson Exits Saddam Hussein Thriller ‘Mission: Blacklist’ (Exclusive)
Robert Pattinson has exited “Mission: Blacklist,” an indie thriller about the hunt for Saddam Hussein, due to scheduling issues, TheWrap has learned.
First announced in May 2012, Pattinson was set to play military interrogator Eric Maddox, who spearheaded Hussein's capture.
With two films premiering at Cannes, Pattinson is coming off a very active period. He just wrapped Anton Corbijn's “Life” with Dane DeHaan and did not have sufficient time to prepare for his demanding role in “Mission: Blacklist,” an individual familiar with the situation told TheWrap.
The role of Maddox will now be recast, and the filmmakers hope to start production this fall.
Scheduling Issues? Or maybe sweet pea arrival issues.
Hkn Says Black, The Dipshidiots Say White!
I stated my OPINION on this picture and all hell broke loose. I still don't think it's Rob. MY OPINION.
Other people had opinions on this picture too. One noted Robs sudden new affliction with lazy eye.
Another said this has to be Rob because he has a double chin now just like the guy in the pic.
Double chin where? Just asking.
And yet they weren't attacked for that opinion.
What it comes down to is if I say black the dipshidiots have to say white. To agree with me on anything would be blasphemous in their book.
Well that's about all the news for this week.
Give a hand to Roberto and Bernie!
Great job roving reporters!