Ladies grab your snacks and settle in for Rob Cannes 2014 TV!
We will bring you Dior suits, mismatched socks, funny faces and drama (fan inflicted of course). Let's get started!
Let's play spot the difference. Two men. The one on your left actually broke up with his long time girlfriend. Days later he was seen sticking his tongue down another woman's throat. The man on your right supposedly broke up up with his girlfriend too. But it's been over a year and he has yet to be seen romantically with another woman. And he still shares his clothes, caps and glasses with his supposed ex. Can you see see the difference?
Yep the same glasses.
Red head mystery woman alert! Let the rumors begin!
Guy Pearce and his sandals making a Cannes fashion statement.
"So there wasn't some jackass trying to get a picture of me making a stupid face," says Pattinson."
Well they ARE cute faces Rob.
Yep it is!
Head to toe Dior. The bow tie rocks!
They both clean up nice!
Love that happy face!
And now for a commercial break brought to you by.....
She got her 15 minutes out of this and then cried when she got it and maintained she didn't do it for attention.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming!
Maps photo call. Nice white pants Rob! White and plaid always a good combo!
The mismatched socks make their second appearance. We can blame it on his honeys work schedule. She wasn't there to check he coordinated before he walked out the hotel door. Which reminds me. What happened to the rented Villa Bonnie Fuller?
"Robert who was the better passenger Julliete or Julianne?"
At MAPS premiere. Went for a different look this time. You can never miss with all in black. He gelled the hair down too.
Is Rob laughing at Dave's goggles (oops I mean glasses lol)
Everybody and their uncle was trying to translate this interview. And most of them were wrong. Asked about Kristen in competition at Cannes at 3:10. He said I think she's going to be great.
At 6:08 this conversation takes place...
And with that simple answer to a joke all hell broke loose. No it doesn't mean a damn thing. Use the brain your mama gave you! What do you think would of happened if he said yes? Insanity that's what.
The Robsessed hags of course took it as confirmation and celebrated their supposed victory. Blow up dolls were being thrown out of windows everywhere.
"Omg I might have a chance with him! Someone get me a ticket to Cannes!"
"I can't breath. My ovaries! My ovaries ! They are exploding!"
They were boarding trains and planes. Trying to get to Cannes.
Yep. They made complete fools out of themselves. OVER NOTHING.
Run Rob Run!
At 8:00 Guy is asked about David Cronenberg and says this to Rob.....
Antoine: Guy, you worked with Curtis Hanson, Christopher Nolan, Riddley Scott. Is David Cronenberg among the directors you'd want to work with today?
Guy: David Cronenberg, certainly. If he thought I was right for a role - I mean, David obviously is an amazing director, someone who pushes boundaries and explores interesting territories so as an actor I would find anything he would offer me, interesting to do. If he's out there and he's looking for an Australian man, I'm in.
Antoine: Robert if you could organize this that would be very courteous of you.
Guy: Robert, if you organize me a job with David, I will find a girlfriend for you here in Cannes.
The lesson learned in all of this? Where foreign media is concerned wait until the transcript comes out before you jump to conclusions. Let the Robsessed get excited over nothing and then get burned.
Hey Rob, Lena and Aunt Yvonne are waiting for you!
You know she's somewhere laughing her ass off
That panic died down and then we got this. Rob leaving his hotel on the way to Nice airport today.
So what he's leaving. Doesn't mean he and Kristen aren't together. Keith Urban wasn't there for Nicole Kidman either. Guess that means they are heading for divorce.
Protecting sweet pea from the riot that would ensue if he stayed until Kristen got there perhaps?
This quote from Rob might hurt the dipshidiots.
Rob was asked if he and Kristen influence each other on choosing scripts...
"We don't give direct advice, but we see things in a very similar way." -ROB
Present tense idiots. Get it?
And you still wonder why we haven't seen a pic of them together for while?
This pretty much explains why. He is determined to slow the tab gravy train down. They aren't getting jack shit.
Rob said he will be working with Oliver Assayas in a movie titled Idol Eyes. Filming in November! A Crime drama set in 1970's Chicago !
He also said in an interview how similar Idol Eyes was to Clouds of Sils Maria. How would he know that unless he's already seen Clouds of Sils Maria?
That's right dipshidiots. He doesn't regret it.You might want to forget that he was ever in Twilight but he hasn't forgotten it has afforded him with the chances he's getting now.
And we will close the show with some more Cannes Rob!
Hey Rob Ray Bans is on the phone. They want you under contract!
New Clouds of Sils Maria Clips!
Charles Gillibert confirms Kristen is coming to Cannes!
Coming soon to your TV Kristen Cannes 2014 TV!
See you then!