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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Roberto and Bernie Roving Reporters!






Roberto and Bernie  your roving reporters! Giving you all the latest Dish! 






This Just In! Epic Robsessed Meltdown!


The meltdown occurred  when Martin Katz dared to mention Rob and Kristen in the same sentence! The Robsessed cried and stomped their feet.



 Stay tuned for further details as another mention of Rob and Kristen in the same sentence will send the Robsessed away in straight jackets. 






Me being the sarcastic bitch that I proudly am lol. 















Stop The Presses!

Rob At A Bar With Male Friends!

Old Edward, wasn't too happy that I took a sneaky photo of him last night. He tried to grab my phone and delete the photo but no dice. #rpats #notsofriendly #papparazzi #vampireattack #Hollywood





 Unfortunately there were witnesses at the bar so Rob couldn't death ray this fool. 




  In related news we had another troll who said Rob bought her a drink at said bar. Oh wait now she's saying it was Rob's entourage that bought her the drink. Oh wait that's not right either. It wasn't Rob after all it was someone else. 



Is your head spinning from all this crap yet? 


We have a report from a reliable source that said yes Rob was there with MALE friends and no he wasn't skirt chasing. 















 Kristen And Alicia Are Lovers Smear Campaign Uncovered!

     
CJ received a medal of honor for  posting  a picture of Alicia with her actual girlfriend ( he deleted it soon after to keep the dipshidiots from attacking) and surprise it's not Kristen. 




Anny P and Poopforbrains to be arraigned on libel charges soon.












New Kristen Chanel Pics!





Sweet pea trying to take a peek in the last one. 


Some people with vision problems might need one of these to see. 

Stay tuned for further updates on Sweet Pea!



             

Chanel Stew! Enjoy!











Robert Pattinson Exits Mission Blacklist!





Robert Pattinson Exits Saddam Hussein Thriller ‘Mission: Blacklist’ (Exclusive)

Robert Pattinson has exited “Mission: Blacklist,” an indie thriller about the hunt for Saddam Hussein, due to scheduling issues, TheWrap has learned.

First announced in May 2012, Pattinson was set to play military interrogator Eric Maddox, who spearheaded Hussein's capture.

With two films premiering at Cannes, Pattinson is coming off a very active period. He just wrapped Anton Corbijn's “Life” with Dane DeHaan and did not have sufficient time to prepare for his demanding role in “Mission: Blacklist,” an individual familiar with the situation told TheWrap.

The role of Maddox will now be recast, and the filmmakers hope to start production this fall.


Scheduling Issues?  Or maybe sweet pea arrival issues.


















Hkn Says Black, The Dipshidiots Say White!



I stated my OPINION on this picture and all hell broke loose. I still don't think it's Rob. MY OPINION.




Other people had opinions on this picture too. One noted Robs sudden new affliction with lazy eye. 


Very interesting. 


Another said this has to be Rob because he has a double chin now just like the guy in the pic. 






Double chin where? Just asking. 

OPINIONS. 

And yet they weren't attacked for that opinion.


What it comes down to is if I say black the dipshidiots have to say white. To agree with me on anything would be blasphemous  in their book.






Well that's about all the news for this week. 


Give a hand to Roberto and Bernie!


 Great job roving reporters!












 RIP Bob Hoskins

26 October 1942 - 29 April 2014


595 comments:

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Jane said...

Great post as always.

Tempest said...

R.I.P Bob Hoskins a much loved, much appreciated and very talented British actor and loving father, who will be greatly missed.

Hatersknownothing said...

Tempest

Great actor yes and will be missed.

Mom Trap said...

Doesn't Kristen have a movie to start this fall? Just asking? If Rob isn't doing mission this fall because of baby, how will Kristen film???? Again, please don't kill me... Just asking

Hatersknownothing said...

Mom Trap

Who said anything about fall? Mission was supposedly going to start end of April.

Bunny from Texas said...

Hey ladies!!! Been crazy busy at school, Bravo HKN!!! Loved it! Really loved Bob Hoskins in all of his movies. Saw his daughters tweet, God Bless her and her family!!!
HKN keep em coming!!! Have a good weekend!!

Mom Trap said...

Sorry I thought I read he was to film this fall. Trust me I'd much rather go with your tentative plan:)

pookie lewis said...

Once again dear HKN you brighten my day!
Thank you so much, wonderful HKN
i'm taking a long quiet moment out of my day today to thank the Unseen Loving Consciousness for Bob Hoskins-- i loved him a lot and enjoyed his work always.. he had such natural intense and yet deeply human and somehow compassionate presence that he lent a certain gravitas to every scene in which he appeared-- even when he was a lowlife bad-ass
rest in peace Bob Hoskins
--melancholypookie

Hatersknownothing said...

Mom Trap

I think Mission just took to long to get off the ground. It was going to run into other projects he has going on.

LizzieD said...

HKN -- GREAT POST, as usual!!! Telling it like it is .. I love the way you recap all the latest events/lies. Poor Rob can't even go out with some buddies without lies being told.

ALL HKN'ERS --- HELLO to everyone .. so sorry to be MIA so much but RL and my work has me busy almost 24/7. Am taking the elderly parents to the NC Outer Banks for a week, leaving Friday. Maybe next week in the evenings I'll be able to participate here. I hope everyone has survived the horrible storms. We were lucky here in the northwestern mountains of NC.

LIZ IN LALA LAND --- TWIRLING !!!!!

Morning Coffee said...

HKN..you never fail to delight us with your common sense version of the seemier side of the fandom...You know the fans who aren't really fans at all. you would think as many times as they keep getting shot down they would take a hint and give up.

It's very simple math 1+1=3
OR
Rob + Kristen = Sweetpea (soon)

Bob Hoskins was an exceptionally talented actor. His family and friends will miss him. As will his fans and the film industry.

Thank you one more time HKN you are an exceptional lady.

RK Faith said...

Just dropping by to say great job
to HKN!
Is there a screen cap somewhere of CJ's post?
Lizzie - you've been missed, take care and to everyone here - have a great day / night!

MARTHA said...

great post as always thanks HKN I like everyting you information the latest lies about rob (events) thanks i hope soon sweetpea kisses have great weekend :)

W said...

"The facts should prove the goodness of the word."
Seneca

RK Faith said...

I forgot to say before - Happy May to everyone!!
So excited for all the upcoming events this month for Rob and Kristen and..

felicity said...

happy may..

childhood of a leader was moved back to july now.. it was supposed to start in may, according to production weekly.. we will see..

Jane said...

Morning all,

I was wondering if the paps are purposely not photographing Rob and Kristen? Could they be sending them a message that they aren't giving them any publicity for their movies at Cannes because they are making it hard for them to get a payday? Just thinking it's really odd we are getting no pictures at all.

RK Faith said...

Hi Jane - I think pics of them alone or together are worth way too much money for them just to decide not to sell to the rags.
Maybe our couple is just great at being MIA, HKN soke of a new LA home - I'm optimistic that they are succesful in not being seen.

Has AU finished filming? Maybe she's busy on a closed set?

Happygirl said...

@RK Faith AU filming ends on June 8th! :)

Sanni K. said...

good morning and a nice May
Beautiful and brilliant post HKN, love how everything is clarified.
Has Kristen many interior shots? Or the Paps are retired?
Wonder that we hardly get pictures, is a good thing for Kristen.
Have a nice and sunny day all

felicity said...

@rkfaith.. they are NOT in nola right now with AU. they are outside of town with most of the shots.. happy that we have no pap pics of kristen and of rob.. i've had enough 'rob going to the gymn' pics for a life time

RK Faith said...

HAppygirl thanks!
Saani good to hear from you!
felicity - l totaly agree with you and Saani and am glad there are no invasive pics of them.

Annie said...

Morning.

Don't need daily pics of them. There will be enough pics covering every conceivable angle if/when they attend the MET Gala and Cannes.

Sanni K. said...

I am also happy that there are no pictures, it just amazes me. Therefore, the question whether kristen filming indoors. Otherwise, the Paps are so greedy and harassing

Mickeymackey said...

HKN - loved the post. I agree with you about the photo of Rob. Everything seems off. Ears, lighting, shadows, etc. Loved the chanel pics also. I thought it was interesting that most of the clothes she had on were rather big and flowing. Jane - I think you are right about the trolls. they aren't giving them the time of day until they get the big one.
I am so glad that the issues of the past few weeks are over with. It was very difficult to read and more difficult to keep quiet.
Hope all is well with everyone.

Tina Wotherspoon said...

HKN a brilliant post as always and right down to the point you have made my day thankyou,Havenettes,Mama Nail,hope you are all having a good day ,RIP Bob Hoskins you will be truely missed by everyone what a great actor. Well take care everyone.

Morning Coffee said...

Goodmorning Haven.....

Looks to be yet aother day of rain for Fl. Wherever you are and whatever your day holds for you, stay safe.

Busy day for me lots of work to do, will pop in when I can to catch up.

I wonder if it's possible that Kristen has actually completed or is near completion of her scenes now since they started on hers first?

I applaud the people in NOLA for respecting the privacy of actors who are filming in their city and surrounding countryside.

Possibly Rob and Kristen are beginning to achieve the privacy they so desperately have sought in vain over the years...If so I say good for them, they have stellar ninja skills, and have taken their lives back as much as possible.

Hugs to you all...peace and joy to you all today. MC

Vernier said...

Hello Everyone!!! Great Post HKN. You still outshine yourself with each post. Had a great few days in LA and headed out the door to work. Stopped in to see post. I love it and can't wait for more. Isn't it funny how everything we already knew or felt keeps coming out. Like pic of Alicia with HER girlfriend who is NOT K!!! Just keep believing and all will be good. Again HKN great job!!! You to Roberto and Bernie!!!!

Teresa Holmes said...

Thanx hkn
Morning havenettes.

Teresa Holmes said...

Love

sue morris said...

Terrific post HKN! Enjoyed everything, and so sorry to lose B.H. He was an amazing actor and truly will be missed. Weather here is beautiful, cool and soon to turn warm again. Sending out all my love to all of you! Thank you so much for caring. Isn't Kristen absolutely beautiful in the amazing in her western wear? She is so naturally just about perfect in Chanel. Rob and Kristen may be taking time for real life and enjoying their world. They are fine I believe.

felicity said...

to be confirmed:

screening dates at cannes

MTTS may 19th

Sils Maria may 23rd.

offical list will be out on may 11th.

so.. doubtful that rob and kristen will be seen at each others premieres

andreana said...

Thanks HKN..... good to have a fresh new post....!


felicity I always look for your post.. I feel like I get good info from you.. You and HKN are the best!

mamanails.... I loved the video of the baby french bulldog on SRWN.....he is A+ dorable!

Morning coffee hope you weathered Florida storms OK...
Doppler Radar and all of the latest scientific technology for weather forcasting got it wrong again...All the storms skipped over the entire charlotte area and went to the coastal side of NC... jeez .. they tell you days in advance that horrific storms are headed your way ... you stay on edge keeping out a wary eye and waiting ... mother nature has her own ideas to heck with technology... Have a good day havenettes everywhere...!

andreana said...
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sue morris said...

Lizzie, So glad to see you posting! Mama Nails, nobody does pictures of R and K, and kittens better than you ! I love your comments section and how you handle the real strange idiots! The French bulldog is my favorite. I am so glad NC mountains made it, I have family friends in that area. ANDREANNA, keep safe, I am not certain the weather man is quite through with you all. Everyone, please stay well and Annie, you nun's joke still has me giggling. I joined the Franciscans in the 1980's, and a monk from St. Francis Francisco helped me start. I am Episcopalian, but am loving our new Pope Francis. He seems to be keeping it real.

Gigi Cullen said...

Morning y'all. I just had a chance to read the new post, HKN. Bravo, sweetie. You're always just in time with the news. I didn't about CJ posting the picture, but maybe the haters will shut up about this subject. There has never been a time when I didn't believe R&K were together. NEVER. And until I get 100% proof, my mind won't change.
MC< it's been so cloudy here in SC the past few days. I hope you all are safe. The pictures of Pensacola were heartbreaking. I went there a few years ago with my husband for a wedding. It's a lovely place.
Verni, are you back from your trip? And is it Friday yet?
I'm cautiously excited about The Met and Cannes. As great as those events are, the arrival of Sweet Pea is even greater imo. Love to you all.

andreana said...

Hey sue. I agree , our new pope is taking the Catholic church back to its roots... service to the poor.... I am happy with him...were you a nun with the fraciscan order?.... I loved that video with the puppy... you just want to grab him up and snuggle him... it is still spring I am sure we are all going to have more sketchy weather days ahead

Jane said...

Vern

Welcome back! Loved the picture of the "prints".

Hatersknownothing said...

felicity

Why couldn't they? Their premieres last time were days apart too. And they also have Rover midnight showing. When is that? Not being bitch just saying don't assume anything by those SUPPOSED dates.

felicity said...

@hkn.. i just don't think so.

we don't know how long k is needed for AU and what else (!) might happen.

with r/k avoiding to be seen together (as much as they can) for almost a year by now.. why would they go out and be public with their relationships at cannes? i just don't think they would do that. it would be a tab storm for sure.

i know that the midnight screening for 'the rover' is happening too.. rob will, most likely, attend.. but the camp-x-ray screening is only for distributors.. don't think that k needs to be there for that.

whatever will happen, we will see. they are always doing things, like they want to do and as it should be.. on their own terms.

a stargazzer said...

I like to call myself a lazy catholic and yes our new Pope is making cool to be Catholic again and he is from South America too (I'm Latina). I think it was a wonderful choice and a clear message.

Since I picked June as delivery date I think RandK might show up for Cannes. Time will tell and a girl can dream.

I'm very happy we are not getting any pics from K on set. I hope she gets to work with this kind of environment for the rest of her life. Screw the paps!

LizzieD said...

JANE -- IMO, I think there ARE pics of RK out there but someone close to them is probably getting them ... one way or another ... and therefore they're not being published. Just a guess on my part.

RK FAITH -- WAVES!!! I'm missed everyone here.

SUE MORRIS --- WAVES!!! You sound like you are doing well.

STARGAZER --- Ditto on "lazy Catholic" altho I'm not Latino, just another American who has been disgruntled with the church for a number of years. I still go but not as often as I should :( I LOVE the new pope!!!

LIZ IN LALA LAND --- TWIRLING & TWIRLING!!! I'm sure that RK are spending plenty of time together!!

Morning Coffee said...

Andreana...we had two bad thunderstorms night before last, but yesterday just heavy rain off and on all day..today so far a combo of clouds and sun and tons of humidity.

Glad they by passed you..my SIL in New Bern got hit with the storm.

Gigi: Hey sweets, sorry haven't had a chance to catch up with everyone individually..but I think of each of you during the day and things I want to tell you. By the time I get back I have either forgotten or there are too many new posts to wade through and subject matter has shifted. Hope your youngest had a lovely b'day yesterday.

Verni: damn woman it's good to see your bodacious bottom back here again..thrilled that you had a safe trip and got to meet up with TBell and thanks for the picture of the footprints, they seem more special coming from you than when they first happened.

suem: How you feeling today, still having dizzy spells? You take care.

Annie, astargazzer, felicity,jane,
Teresa, Tina, RKFaith, LizzieD,
Sanni, MickeyM, Nolagirl, TracyB,
Hello all good to see you all today and hope you are all dooing well..BBL

sue morris said...

ANDREANNA, I was a fellowship member of the Franciscan order, and was married, so never became a nun in the Anglican church. I love the teachings of St Francis and he sits proudly on my front porch, where I close my eyes each day to pray for loved ones. I try for communion each week when I can manage kneeling. Lizzie, I feel better emotionally, my body is still a bit cranky. I think Kristen's and Rob's protection detail is super and I still say my mind will be blown if they make the attempt to do both the Met and Cannes, but what the heck do I know? Both are important to them, possibly Cannes somewhat more, but I just want to see those trailers for Kristen and the newest ones for Rob. That would make this old girl happy! I am watching SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMEN and if Kristen and Chris H actually did write a sequel, as was mentioned, I would certainly want to seethe sequel. I heard that Rob and Kris were writing something. I really hope it's a mystery story. I love detective stories and science fiction, and good old true romance put in there for good measure. TWIRLING LIZZIE, TWIRLING!

sue morris said...

Publicizing the dates, confirmed or unconfirmed, to me is just advertising. The last thing either Rob or Kristen would want or do is declare when or if they would appear. I think we might get a surprise. I am still afraid for them to appear together and am sure they are already getting warnings. At some point, life just gets tedious. Hoping for happy and safe pictures of them soon.

Tbell said...

Hkn
Freakin hilarious post!! All the haters are ridiculous with their stories and fantasies. Have a great day and thanks for the post. Can't wait for more :)

Tbell said...

Hi ladies
Super busy week for me tryna catch up but dont want to leave any body out but love you all!

Jane said...

Tigereyes298 # 1 TROLL

FY
If our common sense floors you why do you come back over and over? Anything is possible in Hollywood didn't you know that?

And please don't answer I've said all I'm going to say.

Jane said...

Sorry HKN.

Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.

MC
I know.

Morning Coffee said...

Jane: ;) I understand...really I do.

she/he/it whatever the case may be has no relevance.

Relax feel better

sue morris said...

Janie, YOU HAVE PLENTY OF COMPANY THAT ARE SO OVER#1 TROLL! Morning Coffee, this green eyed dizzy blonde has been staying off the interstates and taking her meds as directed by doctor. I am a very well behaved old lady of about 72, and have no desire to be hit again, bedsides my car is still in the shop! Back to some serious twirling, fan girl style for more movies, more movie trailers. It's May !Rob's birthday is May 13, 2014.So much happens in May, like weddings and babies and birthdays! Beautiful month for Met showings and the famous movie showings at Cannes. May I call on our most famous writer and singer of beautiful poems and prose, POOKIE, for a lovely tribute to May and its amazing happenings, its lovely flowers and wonderful friends. I wish we could all visit each other one day, it would be so neat. Vern, am so glad you and your family are back, safe and sound! Tracy, are you not talking to me? I haven't heard a tiny little FY from you of late, we all miss you, cupcake queen.

andreana said...

Sue ,ditto on St Francis... I have a pet cemetery in my backyard..St Frances stands watch over ours dogs that have passed......

Jane ..we all understand , don't give it a thought....sometime you have to say something...its in our genes! lOL

Morning Coffee said...

Susie: for you it's not original it's a beautiful testament to love.

Dedicated to Rob and his lovely Kristen. and sweetpea.


Sonnets from the Portugese 43:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

by Elizabeth Barret Browning



How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of being and ideal grace.

I love thee to the level of every day’s

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I love thee freely, as men strive for right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.



(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)

*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´

¤ º° ¤`•.¸.•´ ¤ °º ¤

ASFJ said...

HKN...funny as hell, as usual. Thank you and quite the "cheerer upper". So glad I found you. Was wondering if you thought Rob's folks might still be in LA?

Gigi Cullen said...

MC, that was a lovely poem that I can easily picture Rob whispering into Kris' ear. Thank you for posting that.
It has been an insane day at my house. My daughter has a ton of homework - math, astronomy, and English. My oldest son has whined since I picked him up.
Needless to say a twenty minute walk will do me a world of good soon.
Hope you all are having a more calm day than I am.

sue morris said...

Thank you so much Morning Coffee, that hit the spot! Just like Maxwell House! Robert and Elizabeth B Browning were quite wonderful. None better my husband thought, but Kristen Stewart might just keep growing better and better with her poems. I wonder if she will publish? She really should, she is very talented. Hoping she will one day.

Annie said...

Evening everyone.

Sue Morris: My mother is Catholic. My father was Anglican.
I really like the new pope too.....Pope Francis. :)

Glad you enjoyed the jokes, I will post another in a few.
-------
Vernier: Welcome back! :)
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It's a beautiful evening here after such heavy and destructive rain yesterday. It's 77 degrees at just past 6:30 PM here.
------
Robert and Kristen..........
Roll on the MET Gala, Roll on Cannes!
:):):):)

andreana said...

When this long dry spell comes to an end and it is revealed to all that R/K are not only together but have become parents I am not going to gloat... I will not rub it in to others... I will not laugh hysterically as huge meltdowns occur...I will not ...I promise ever utter one word that could be misinterpreted as bragging.... Really.... I will never break that promise....I swear ... really........I mean it...wink .



Lol

Annie said...

I should add.....Rob and Kristen have four films at Cannes....FOUR! We should be celebrating that........Anything else we get will be a sweet bonus.

Now, the MET Gala.........Anticipation! :):)

Annie said...

As promised. :)
----------------------
The Rabbi Is Leaving ...

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation, that would pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brooklyn , stands up and proclaims "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their children.
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"

Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Fuck him ! "
----------------------------------------------------
A HAPPY WOMAN
A woman in her forty's is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 43-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

Anabelle said...

HKN great post yet again! Thank you for clearing all this week in this one post. I didn't know about CJ's pics of Alicia and her girlfriend.

Annie I love you for posting those little hilarious stories, I work my butt off all day long and reading them are à Ray of sunshine. Everybody here are!

I'm sure that weither or not R and K attend Cannes this year and each other première or not they are supporting each other. Yes it will be a circus if they choose to go public at Cannes...but I can't believe that they will just brush off the fact that they are both at Cannes the same year for the second time.

And literally both of them have been quite MIA this year, I mean on the public apparition front. Their career path and even their MIA periods seem in sync ! RK is unbroken. :)

andreana said...

Annie I am posting your mammogram joke in our breakroom at work.....we are mammographers ... the girls will love it!

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post hkn, as always. The haters are such idiots, and I love the way you handle them. Stick it to them, hkn, the deserve everything you throw at them.

Very excited about the movies coming, and of course SweetP.

Until next time, take care...

RIP Bob Hoskins, you will be missed.

Annie said...

Anabelle: You're welcome! :) Always great to have a laugh.:)

Andreana: :):):) Please let me know if they do.

Jane said...

Annie

Love your posts. Keep em coming I say. We all need a little laugh now and then.

andreana said...

Annie. Will do... nite havenettes,,

Gigi Cullen said...

Just saying goodnight before I go to bed. It's so refreshing to have friends who think the same way I do about R&K. I shake my head over the people that lack the ability to see that they're together. When Sweet Pea arrives, I hope the naysayers finally shut up.
It's been a rough day here. My daughter spent over five hours dong homework. She's in the fourth grade, so I'm not sure why they give her so much. Going to have sweet dreams of R&K. Night y'all.

Annie said...

'Night Andreana, 'Night Gigi.
Jane: Thanks. :) Will do.

Annie said...

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
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After living in the remote wilderness of Appalachia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit Charleston ...

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Pappy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

Morning Coffee said...

Annie: don't ever change between your humor and your recipes, your common sense...you make our days infinitely brighter.

Gigi: That seems like an awful lot of homework to me..but then what do I know. Things will get better..glad you liked the poem, it's one of my favorites.

Sue m: Glad that wyou also enjoyed it. hope with each day you feel better...take care of yourself.

andreana, and Jane, Annabelle and anyone else I have missed...saying goodnight now...sweet dreams

NOLA girl said...

Happy Thursday evening Havenettes!!!

HKN - thank you for the new post. Seems as if the closer the baby is to term, the quieter it gets.

I'm not sure what the laws are, but we really don't have paparazzi down here. It's very rare to get celeb pics on or off set. Brad and Angelina, Sandra Bullock, and a few others have homes down here. You hardly ever get a photo. I know AU was filming in Lutcher for awhile, kinda in the middle of a few small towns. People would have to know where exactly filming is taking place to find Kristen. Nothing has been mentioned in the local papers. I love it personally.

Today was a beautiful day here. Hopefully Kristen got out to enjoy a bit of it.

The movie "Vanity Fair" was on last week. Bob Hoskins was terrific in that movie. What a shame he is with us no longer.

MC - saw the pics from Pensacola. Goodness gracious! Hope you fared better than a lot of others.
Loved the poem!

LizzieD - so nice to hear from you!

Sue mo - take care of yourself. My bones are starting to finally feel better since my accident. I am also a big e.e. Cummings fan. Here's my favorite:

I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart)
I am never without it (anywhere I go, you go, my dear, whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet)
I want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you

Here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called Life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)

Love you all - sweet dreams!

pookie lewis said...


hey my peeps!!! Happy First of May

i hope it found you all happy and safe

i saw where sue morris asked pookie for a May poem so i wrote this little quickie for her

and for all of you of course!
i love you all

here is my very humble little may poem

i hope you like it




May

by pookie

May my darling
Darling May
Lithe-limbed, zephered,
Golden ray
Slips within the leaden day
And cold-numbed mornings burn away
Dulcet Beauty's warming kiss
Ushers in sweet vernal bliss
Her gentle breezes comforting
My wild chaotic heart of Spring

end




Happy happy May!! it's going to be so so great
get outside, make a clover blossom chain and wear it on your head all day
--maypookie

Sanni K. said...

good morning,
it is certain that kristen present at the MET Gala?
When does it take place exactly?
Have a nice day all Havenettes.

RK Faith said...

Saani - the Met gala is on May 5th. that's all I know.. I don't think there's anything confirmed regarding R or K for the Met gala but I don't know.

Anyone see the new Rob cover of Premiere magazine?

mmm.. those lips!

Annie said...

Oops....Let's do that again.

Morning all.

MC: I am so touched by your words. Thank you. Hugs.

Sanni K: The MET Gala is this coming Monday (May 5th)

Pookie Lewis: Beautiful. :):)

Grabbing a cup of coffee.
Cheers!
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RK Faith said...

Sorry. here's the link -
https://twitter.com/PremiereFR/status/462153460012810240/photo/1

RK Faith said...

I really don't know if this 100% means something but Sydney Lopez works on Tara Swennen's (K's stylist) team.. she's also friends with CJ and Suzie and went with all of them to Coachella last year..
well she arrived to New Orleans a yesterday.

Sanni K. said...

RK Faith the cover looks great, something different.
Are other friends of Kristen and Rob in New Orleans?

RK Faith said...

Saani - none that I know of.. but again, not sure we can jump to conclusions. We'll have to wait for Monday I think

PALOMA MENDEZ GARCIA said...

Buenas, feliz viernes a todas. Siento la necesidad de decir una vez más, gracias a HAVEN. La gente no tiene ningún respeto por la vida agena, se creen con el derecho de poder hacer fotos a ROB y KRIS sin su permiso para luego inventarse historias y buscar sus 5 minutos de gloria en vez de guardar esa foto como un tesoro, triste. Espero con todo mi corazón que ROB y KRIS vayan a CANNES, primero por sus películas ya que han trabajado muy duro y es un reconocimiento a su esfuerzo y después para callarle la puta boca a todas y todos los hipócritas, falsos y mentirosos. Un beso muy grande a todas las havenettes.

felicity said...

@sanni. the met gala is in new york.. only a short flight from new orleans to nyc.. 2 hours 50 mins. we will see, if kristen is going to be there. nothing officially confirmed so far. ruth was in a plane yesterday.. where she was headed.. no idea. could be that she went ahead to prepare everything for the met. katy perry was there to last year, so she could have both, kristne and katy, to take care of again. just like last year.

i just want to say one thing.. be prepared for drama and a lot of attacks, if kristen is going to be at the met gala. js. i can feel it already.

Morning Coffee said...

Goodmorning havenettes....

I am finishing my coffee and then I am going back to bed have been up most of the night, had to go to the bathroom around 2 and found myself wide awake...an hour and a half is not gonna cut it today.

Pookie: Love the poem you are so damn creative it's amazing. love you

Nolagirl: No the panhandle always seems to get the brunt of anything coming from the west or south west. it's a bowl kind of like Nola...I don't think it ever recovered completely from all the hurricanes and tropical storms a few years back...it took a few really bad hits.

Pretty much all of Fl. coastline has had a lot of erosion over the last ten years....hurricanes and tropical storms reek havoc on the shoreline...After the last ten yrs most of the insurance co.s won't cover the homes in this state anymore...we have all at one time or another had to turn to lesser known companies.

RKFaith: I think if Kristen attends the Met...She will do a quick fly in and out of N.Y. the 5th is on Monday...so we certainly won't have to wait long..Rob never usually accompanies her to this event, however he does join her in the city while she is there.

Annie: I mean every word you are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day..

Ladies see you all later today.

hugs

Annie said...

Felicity: Don't know why i'm asking this because every damn thing in this fandom is drama.......If it rains and Rob and Kristen aren't dancing in the rain......... cue drama!

Kristen has attended the MET Gala multiple times, if she can attend i'm sure she will do so again this year.

What's the fear or the worry by some?

Annie said...

Continuing......
Would i love it Rob and Kristen attend the MET Gala and walked up those grand steps together.....Hell yes!

Would i be disappointed if they don't.... ....Hell no!

Will i be wishing and hoping for it to happen...Hell yes!

Do i think some people in this fandom live for drama.....Hell yes to that too!

WFE......Part Deux! :):):):)

andreana said...

Morning girls! Wow Rob is even handsome with paint smeared across his face......(taking a calming breath and fanning my flushed face)... there may be snow in the attic but there is still fire in the furnance.... whew!.....

Ok get some sleep morning coffee will talk again later...

Vernie and Tracybell where the
heck are you girls? You two put the "H" in Havenettes ....come back. ,!!!

Morning newyork annie...hope you have some more goodies for us today

Happy Friday... I have a day off icant decide if I want to veg all day in my PJs or hit the mall....no booby squeezing today!!!

Annie said...

Andreana: Morning.
Enjoy your day off.....Yeah! :):)
---------
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION.

This competition asks for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

Annie said...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1... No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should beMasculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

andreana said...

Ok Annie this one is hilarious! And TRUE!

Annie said...

Andreana: Hahaha....It is! :)

andreana said...

Annie, I have always said if a man has an English accent that I would be attracted to him.. if he was an ugly man with an English accent I would just tell him to bag his face and keep talking!

Annie said...

Andreana: Hahaha.......
I was in a store and a clerk with THE sexiest British accent said he can get away with saying anything because of his accent... I think that's true.

Tina Wotherspoon said...

@Annie that was brilliant thankyou,Havenettes hope you have a wopnderful day, hope the weather is keeping abay,@Morning Coffee sorry to hear you had bad weather yesterday hope it gets better for the Bank Holiday weekend,@Mama Nails cant beleive what some Anons ask its beyond me, im still getting the headaches and dizzieness but feeling better in myself if that makes sense, well hope you all have a lovely bank holiday weekend/weekend hugs to you all take care.

Annie said...

RK Faith: Thanks for the Premiere France magazine link.....
Interesting cover photo, alluding to The Rover i imagine.
Wonder what the rest of the photos are like.

Debbie Brechbiel said...

Hi everyone, I am sorry I haven't written, but I have enjoyed reading all of your comments.

Gigi: I am a retired primary school teacher, and that is an incredible amount of homework. The one thing that bugged me about teaching and also having my own child was the. Amount of homework they gave to little kids. They spend enough of their day in school. They need time to play and read. I never won the argument.

Love you all!
Debbie b

Natalia Surawska said...

What happened to the page Robsten Angels ? The computer I wrote that page not found ??

Natalia Surawska said...

OK, I found :-)

Gigi Cullen said...

Morning you all. It's another cloudy day here - I miss the sun. Pookie, you posted another lovely poem. May is my favorite month.
I saw the cover of the magazine, and by using the paint, they are definitely pushing the "metamorphosis" of Rob. I think he's simply showing another side of his acting ability b/c it was always there. He's fantastic and brilliant.
Hope you got some rest, MC. I had to catch up some this morning. I'll be out for a while today.

Teresa Holmes said...

Annie I agreee.
R will not attend the met. He never does so whats the big deal.
K may not attend. If she does. No one should expect her to showcase the baby bump. K is carrying very small so it will be very easy for tara to dress her to hide the bump.
I can see trolls making drama but I hope no real fans cause any.
Ignore the haters.

Andromeda said...

Annie: I love the Spanish teacher's class deciding if computers should be designated a feminine or masculine object and the reasons the boys and girls came up with to support their side of the argument.

I laughed until I cried. It just struck me as so funny.

Annie said...

Teresa: There was talk last year that Rob was going to the MET Gala........He did not show.

I would love to see what Kristen has chosen to wear, she very rarely disappoints and the theme this year would give her stylist MANY options. :)

I do however think if Rob and Kristen do attend together it would be awesome. :):)

I don't see the need for any drama whatsoever but this fandom.........*sigh*
-----------------
Andromeda: Hahahaha......Just goes to show, men and women see things very differently. :)

sue morris said...

Dear POOKIE, I think the mini poem is beautiful, just like you! Dear Annie, you are so much fun! The most/least romantic sentences are super funny, the Spanish teacher is a real howl and I agree we have no complaint each way if Rob and/or Kristen cannot attend the Met. ANYTHING, really could be happening and Rob does not like to shave much so, I am thinking if he goes, it would be Mr. Ninja. Is it possible Kristen is filming still yet? Hard to know when you REALLY do not have a clue about her last shoot. With Kristen, honestly she is damned if she does or doesn't show, no joking. She is representing a fine clothing house, so filming may be on hold. I think that if Ruth is there, she may just show up, as in surprise! And, just like Dallas, she may disappear as quickly. Boom, boom, bang. But, whatever she does, I would imagine her private life will be almost impossible to determine. She is, I hope you all agree, a very good actress, and keeps her cards close to her chest, bet she plays a good game of Hearts. I am waiting to hear from my car repair shop to go pick up a repaired car, it has been a week now. Have a great day!

sue morris said...

M.C. and Nola girl, I am stronger, but I fell last night going to refrigerator for insulin. I tripped on a scatter rug, now I know why they call them scatter rugs! Wish I was in Nola, could do with some chicory coffee and French pastries, oh yum! So I shall be less hurried and more careful walking I my 101 year old home. Susie.

Morning Coffee said...

I'm back at long last....had a wonderful sleep...woke up to torrential rains and thunder, surrounded by my dog and three cats...it's no wonder I was warm and cozy. They are all afraid of thunder so they needed mom.

Annie delightful jokes....I agree with you everything in this fandom is frought with drama and melodrama adinfinitum...It really flies over the line of ridiculous landing firmly on ludicrous.

There are so many bitter hateful who pretend to fans of one or the other when in actuality are fans of no one but themselves and the amount of hysteria they can cause.

Have to go take meds and have lunch..then get something done around here.

Back later ..hugs to each of you

Merle Yamasaki said...

Hi Havenettes, Another great posts that should quiet tabs but that wouldn't sell their mags so we know their lies will continue.

Annie, love your postings too. Got my morning chuckles... Thank you.

BTW, had a wonderful dream about our couple which I cannot tell because I want it to come true! Keep my fingers crossed!

Have a great RK day!

Jane said...

Teresa

I have to agree with you. They have kept their relationship private for a year now. Why would anything change?

Don't mean to be a Debbie downer. I would love to see them together but I don't see how any event will make a difference. They are who they are.

Annie said...

Congratulations to Kerry Washington and her husband .......Kerry Washington gave birth to a baby girl......
Two weeks ago!

felicity said...

kristen is confirmed to attend the met gala..

http://www.luckymag.com/style/2014/05/met-gala-2014-guest-list-updated

ASFJ said...

Thanks Felicity for the confirmation.....and I wish our beautiful, courageous Kristen the best always. What a girl!

Jane said...

Thanks Felicity!

Teresa Holmes said...

Im going to wait until I see her arrive in nyc.

Morning Coffee said...

Thank you to felicity for the link and info.

Believe it or not girls it's still rainy and set to do the same all day tomorrow. it has made for a very lazy day today.

I wonder if Kristen will attend as the guest of Uncle Karl..I know she will be her usual stunning self no matter what she wears...she could don a burlap bag and still be a sensational looking woman.

suem: so sorry to hear you fell, maybe it's time you pick up the scatter rugs and set them aside for now. Just what your body needed another jostle after the wreck. Take care.

Wonderful news for Kerry Washington and her husband welcoming their daughter into the world.

Teresa, Gigi, Jane, Tina, Nolagirl, TracyB, Vee, POokie, RkFaith, Merle and the rest of the havenettes, have ag reat night and a good weekend. Back later.

kristen lover said...

I need help to get to the robsten angel board. I just wanted to see if any ladies here can help me.

Gigi Cullen said...

aHope everyone is having a lovely night. I'm looking forward to Monday, and I'm thrilled for Kris. She'll look gorgeous no matter what she's wearing.
MC, NOLA Girl, Verni, Tina, Tracy and everyone else - have a great weekend! XXOO

NOLA girl said...

Hi ya lovely Havenettes -
I was pleasantly surprised to see Kristen will be on the list of attendees at the Gala.

RKFaith and felicity - thank you for the information!

andreana - like you, I am a fool for a British accent! :D

Sue mo - it may not be a bad idea to roll up those area rugs. I broke the 5th metatarsal on my right foot a year ago Easter. Thank you effing area rug...

Poetic Pookie - you are amazing!

MC - weather has been gorgeous here - not sure why, but cloudy, overcast, and/or rainy days make me so sleepy. It's awful. Hope you get a full night of sleep tonite. I am terrible, I have to have at least 7 hours, but 9 is my ideal. I love Pensacola!

Annie - loved the computer comparison ;)

Sanni, Tina, Debbie, Gigi, Teresa, Merle, and Good Jane - "hey ya'll"!

Well, brace yourselves for the Met Gala and its aftermath... Better yet, from 'The Devil Wears Prada', "GIRD YOUR LOINS"!!!!

Ladies have a lovely weekend. Sweet dreams and love to you all.

MARTHA ORIZ said...

HAVEN DO YOU KNOW IS TRUE ABOUT MET GALA >>> KRISTEN is going to

felicity said...

@kristenlover.. the robstenangelsboard is still there, but completely private. you are not able to create a new account right now and if you weren't there for a while, your old account was deactivated in the meanwhile. sorry, but this is how it is.

Sanni K. said...


Good morning all,
I am looking forward to see Kristen on Monday at the MET Gala. Hopefully there are great pictures;-) Maybe at a party afterwards with Rob! ?
In August, it then goes for kristen to Japan and Singapore, whether they their baby takes her on such a long trip? I do not know how far
Babies are allowed to travel at a young age!
Have a nice sunny day all

kristen lover said...

Thank you so much Felicity.
I had followed the robsten angels since 2009 until May of last year. I tried to login one day but it didn't except my username and password. I didn't post at all, mostly read the messages from the ladies. I really enjoyed whatever they shared and really sad when I was no longer able to visit it daily. I love rob and Kristen as much as the angels and everyone here. I jut wanted to know are ok everyday. I am jut wondering if their is a way I could get back to it.

Marion said...

@Kristen lover

I'm a member of Robsten Angles and the best thing I can tell you is to contact one of the admins and see if they can activate a new account for you. We'd love to have you back since you said you left last year. I hope this helps and you can get back into the conversations with us.

RK Faith said...

Hi to all the lovely Havenettes!
Hope your weekend is a wonderful one.

RD has a synopsis of Equals and Kristen's character Nia - really interesting because she is a character that "has feelings (as opposed to all the rest of the people in the movie's cast that don't), but she seems to be able to hide them". . I think this is a smart move in her part to choose such a role because it also relates to all the BS that she doesn't show emotions and can't act! She'll be playing someone that shows deep, inner emotions hidden well.. that totally relates with her real life as well. I
love that and I'm sure she'll be excellent. Filming with Nick Hoult and in Japan, this is too exciting! I can already smell the bullshit the rags will try to pin on their relationship with JLaw being jealous.. yuck.

Monday can't come soon enough! Can't wait to see her at the met gala, I love when Adir Abergel does her hair.. He's Israeli BTW so there's local pride for me there too :)

Have a great weekend lovelies!

onagee said...

Sorry to see Rob hassled while out with friends, obviously annoyed, and the papz doing their usual crop job, eliminating one person on his side. Interesting to see Ruth, Kristen's publicist, favorited a tweet begging "please tell me R/K are together and are okay." The tweet was ridiculous, to be honest, but Ruth chose to approve it.

Looking forward to the Met Gala and Cannes!

Teresa Holmes said...

Onagee what does favoriting a tweet mean? Can u send me a link?

Jane what in pic show he getting ready for cannes? Ja. How u today sweetie.
Dumb paps. We know what cropped pix are. These are cut super close. They are blocking out other people in the group. Also k is probably in nyc so r went home to la this weekend. Why would he stay in nola.
I don't care who girl is . She aint with r. K is. That girl aint interested in r. Look at how she acting. So ignore paps and trolls. Trying to cause drama.

felicity said...

@teresa.. here is the link to the tweet, that ruth favorited.

http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i331/Felicity_Schoeppel/tweet_zps7e9ac9eb.jpg

to favorite means, thumbs up or like!

@marion and kristen lover.. I AM the admin of the robstenangelsboard. right now, there is no way to create a new account for members, even for me. it comes with, being completely private. we had to make this decision, when posts got copied and pasted on other blogs/boards. we might go a different in route in the future.. but right now, it is like this. sorry. if things will change i will make it known, if hkn will let me of course..

sorry, @hkn, for this message, completely unrelated to your blog.

Morning Coffee said...

Hi havenettes...I'm am enjoying another rain soaked day here yet again.

I have spent the last fifteen minutes at SLRN and then saw the new pictures of Rob and MYSTERY WOMAN...OH MY....Melodrama has once again broken out everywhere. it sure as hell doesn't take much to throw this fandom into a full blown meltdown.

TO ASSUME MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME........

We all know by now how the paps operate and we all know by now how deceiving pictures can be and how easily they can be manipulated to appear as many things... they don't tell a story.

Enjoy the weekend we have things to look forward to....GOOD things.

Hugs to all ( well not the trolls )

Teresa Holmes said...

Is it just me or does r hair, outfit and look are the same on the pic with the Houston brother. I think its from that night not last night. The place has an address on building. Can someone look it up. Please?

Jane said...

Theresa

Rob likes the leaner look. I'm just saying he's lost a lot of weight since Life. And maybe just maybe he's getting slim for Cannes.
Can't a girl just wish?

andreana said...

Here we go again ....Rob and a mystery blonde.... neither one of them look very interested...she is a little rough looking to me....most likely with some of the others around...isn't that how the game goes.?... get a pic of Rob with a girl,
any girl near by, crop it, and put it out to get the trolls all riled up again....its so redundant... Its all getting so tiresome...wonder how much time before they are here postingtheir crap...
Hey MC. Sorry about the bad weather ... have a good weekend

felicity said...

jamie was with rob.. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmuNpaDCIAEC8ma.jpg

Annie said...

Morning all.
Just got out of the movie Locke......A man in his car driving amid crisis in his professional and personal life.....Highly recommend. Tom Hardy in the lead role is BRILLIANT!
--------
MC.....You have rain and we have sunshine! :)
-----

This fandom lives for fucking drama!

felicity said...

@theresa.. it is the little door restaurant in LA.. the other one (i won't call it a fan picture) was taken at the new bar of the houston brothers.

Teresa Holmes said...

Felicity thank you so much for the info. U are genius girl. Love u. Thanks.

Annie said...

Felicity: Thanks.

Passing by the MET........Tents are already up for Monday night's gala.

Annie said...

Hahahahahaha........

Gigi Cullen said...

Oh good grief!! The drama that goes on in this fandom is ridiculous. So what if he went out with a FRIEND? Some people turn the ant hill into Mt. Everest. Rob's soul mate is Kris and vice versa. She looks like she wants to be left alone. This is not the way he behaves around Kris. I feel sorry for this girl b/c she's going to be labeled the 1,518,219th mystery blonde and "new girlfriend." Nothing is going on other than a night out with friends. Nothing more, nothing less. He probably had Kris on his mind the entire time.

SusannahKay said...

Jane - (Grandma Jane with the nauseatingly inappropriate interest in a young man who could be her grandson, not nice Jane)- Rob went to dinner with his bff Jamie Strachan and Imogen, Dakota Fanning's bff. You really need a life. Sorry for feeding the trolls HKN but that one is a real joke and with that, back to enjoying Paris I go. Have a good evening ladies :)

Teresa Holmes said...

Gigi checkout felicity post and link above. Paps left out the pic of jamie with rob and the blonde woman.
Thats right trolls a date night with his best bud jamie. Now that funny. ..hahahahaaaah!

Happygirl said...

To the Jane troll. To bad for you that Rob was not alone. He was with Jamie and the blonde girl is a friend of Dakota and the girl is a lesbian.

Jane said...

It's funny how the trolls come out in full force whenever there is a picture of Rob in a picture with another girl. Funny they don't want to see the full story. Sorry, they are not going to bring us down. We know the real truth. 1+1 makes 3. They look like fools don't they? Always think they know more.

Annie said...

Gigi: Isn't Rob supposed to be in London, done with LA?
Hahahaha...

Hatersknownothing said...

felicity

I love the robsten angels board!

Hatersknownothing said...

Happygirl

She's gay? Lol. The trolls never get a break.

Jane said...

Felicity
You're a great detective. I can see trolls running with tail between their legs. Glad to have you here.

Hatersknownothing said...

Annie

Lol! According to the dipshidiots he was supposed to be racing back to his new home in England after doing interviews or a christening(whichever fan fic they were peddling at the moment) over a month ago.

a stargazzer said...

Equals sounds amazing! I'm a scifi freak and I can't want for it. I'm imagine it as Gattaca meets Equilibrium. Hopefully I will be able to support it in the movie theaters (hard to do when you have little ones)

I had seen newborns in planes many times. I remember one that couldn't had been more than a month old. Sleep all the trip little angel.
Here is a link with a lot of anecdotes. http://www.babycenter.com/404_at-what-age-is-it-safe-for-my-baby-to-fly_7258.bc
Humans were a nomad species people used to travel by foot for miles no time to stop even after giving birth. We are very strong species and our babies used to come with us everywhere.

Met Gala
Any news about who is dressing her? I'm sure she will rock whatever she uses but I'm always curious about the design.

RK Faith said...

I come back here just to check in and I see all hell breaks loose.. this is crazy..
Felicity - thanks for the info and like you predicted, they were sure to start grasping at straws come Cannes and the Met gala..
we'll see more of this shit in May.

Immogen and Jamie have gone out before.. love that they are all friends even without the girls close by.

I love Ruth for favoring the tweet, the fact that it's unfavorited now after the fandom goes crazy is even more telling.

Gigi Cullen said...

Bwahahahahahahaha...the entire situation has me laughing so hard. She's a lesbian, which explains everything. The paps and trolls tried so hard, but there's nothing there.
*still laughing as I go to make lunch*
Back later on you all.

Annie said...

HKN:
Hahahaha.....Damn! They keep saying how they feel sorry for us but fucking hell, i think i have enough empathy to feel very sorry for them! It has to be a sad thing to be that desperate.

andreana said...

I must be a sociopath Annie cause I cannot feel even a tiny bit of pity or empathy for the trolls that come here! LOL

Morning Coffee said...

Ladies of the Haven...I believe I detect the sweet smell of victory once more. Shooting down the trolls and their formidably evil intentions to drive this fandom apart and lay disparaging claims against Rob and Kristen.

Sorry Annie but unlike you, I am not that nice. I have no empathy for these type of people who intentionally set out to cause harm and hurt with their vile accusations.

But I am extremely glad that you are getting sunny skies and hope warmer temps. Out of the last seven days it has rained continuously for six of them...but supposed to clear out late today and be nice once again tomorrow.

I'm looking forward to seeing our beautiful girl at the Met.

kristen lover said...

Thanks again felicity. Thank you Marion for helping me with the information. I really miss the angels (oneheart...). If there is a way to get back to the board please please let us know somehow.

Annie said...

Andreana and MC: I think the abundance of sunshine is putting me in a forgiving mood.....
Looking for some shade to knock some sense into me. :):)
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Walked under the tents of the MET today......Thinking of all the glamour that will be there on Monday.

Tina Wotherspoon said...

Evening everyone hope you are having a lovely weekend, see the Trolls/Haters are out in force about the pics with Rob @Felicity you are a star thankyou for your detective work,wonder what Kristen will wear at the Met Gala whatever she wears she is always beautiful, HUGS to you all.

ASFJ said...

Felicity....thanks once again for the info on those pics......you do a great job. Don't EVER leave!

sue morris said...

Hello Haven! Another picture of Rob with buddies cut out of the first rush and Jamie there with the friend of Dakota Fanning with Rob for dinner. What a pain to have your dinner friends photographed over and over. Hope Dakota is with Kristen at the Met. She will likely be with Ruth and Katie, close friends and Ruth represents both ladies. I am excited to see what Kristen wears on Monday. Have a good weekend everyone! Felicity, many thanks for your great work in keeping everyone informed, correctly and truthfully.

andreana said...

Annie...I am sooo jealous! I was in your city a few months ago , it was my first visit. Unfreakinbelievable!
I cannot wait togo back....it is a wonderful place......!I would love to walk under the tents at the met...As I walked down fifth avenue I kept humming the Green Acres tune....LOL....

I cannot wait to see kristen's pictures ... I am sure she will be discretely covering little pattinsonstew.....!

Annie said...

Andreana: Hahahaha.......No, you were not humming the tune from Green Acres....Was it that much of a culture shock?
I hope you had a great time here, I swear there is something in this city for everyone.
Did you just stay in Manhattan? Visit the MET?
Hopefully you'll get to come again.

Walking under those tents was the closest I will ever get to the MET Gala.......Come Monday onlookers will be across the street and traffic continues as normal.
For .05 seconds I could dream.........LOL.
I was one of those onlookers last year and I hope to be there on Monday. :)

PALOMA MENDEZ GARCIA said...

Buenas noches havenettes.
Felicidades a todas las que sois mamás, aquí en España mañana es el día de la madre.
Me alegro mucho de que hayas vuelto felicity.
Las fotos de Rob realmente son de ayer?
Besos y cuídense.

andreana said...

No Annie I saw the Met but did not go in...I don't know if it was culture shock but I loved the fast pace , I loved being able to walk endlessly..I went to katz deli (not sure about spelling there) and had themost delicious pastrami sandwich ever...EVER!...rode the subways on and off and by the end of the week I was hailing cabs like a pro....!and yep I was humming the tune to green acres......LOL!
I hope to go back again...there is so much to see and do!.....

andreana said...

Oh we stayed in an apartment on 49th street across from the Peruvian embassy..

Vernier said...


Hey Havenettes the links below are to Charles James dresses which is the theme for the MET Monday night.



http://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/charles-james-fashion#slide-1

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Charles+James+Gowns&qpvt=Charles+James+Gowns&FORM=IGRE


Sorry I been missing in action. Trying to catch up on sleep and work. Just about there. will be on to chat tomorrow. Miss you all!!!!!

Annie said...

Andreana: Sounds like you had a great time. From Midtown, Upper Eastside to the Lower Eastside.......Not bad. :):)
Aside from their unbelievable pastrami sandwiches, do you know what else Katz's deli is famous for? :)

Vernier said...

Our beautiful Havenette Paloma said:


Goodnight Havenettes.
Congratulations to all that you are moms here in Spain tomorrow is Mother's Day.
I'm so glad you're back felicity.
Pictures of Rob yesterday really are?
Kisses and take care. .

Gracias Paloma. Feliz día de la Madre en su caso. Esperamos que tenga un hermoso bendecido.
Besos y abrazos a usted nuestro amigo!

I replied:
Thank you Paloma. Happy Mother's day to you. We hope you have a beautiful blessed one.
Kisses and hugs to you our friend!!!












Annie said...

Vernier: Hi! Hi! :):)

Vernier said...

Hey Annie!!! :o))

Missed you friend... Trying to get back in the swing of things.

Annie said...

:) Missed you too. Rest up!

Gigi Cullen said...

So glad you dropped by, Verni. What a day, you all. Great things are coming for all of us soon. I'm so happy and thrilled for Rob and Kris. have a wonderful night!! XXOO

andreana said...

Hey vernie been missing you and Tracybell..


Annie ... where the famous fake orgasm scene was filmed...when Harry met Sally...! I almost orgasimed eating that pastrami! LOL



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RK Faith said...

Don't laugh - I just woke up after dreaming they do this big bump reveal at the Met - it's not Kristen's style, of course,but a girl can dream..

Sydney Lopez (Tara's assistant) tweeting about NOLA voodoo dolls and Ruth retweeting and writing about NOLA bars- maybe they're both there prepping K for the big reveal..
CJ isn't in LA either - going to support her?
maybe I'm putting too much into things..
Have a good Sunday ladies, I'm off to work :(

Mama Nails said...

HKN!!! Sorry for my belated bravo!!! Loved the post!!

Ladies if we are sharing funny poems then how about a little Dorothy Parker....

Frustration
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.
Dorothy Parker

Such a fitting poem for us in this fandom don't you think? Lol

Annie... Your comment about Rob attending... I'm 1000% with you I am hoping and wishing and praying for this to be true... But if not cels vie

I am curious to see what designer K has chosen this year to dress her and how they will interpret the theme. My all time favorite dress that she wore to the Met was the red dress!! Don't know how it related to that years theme but I can say she looked stunning in it!

I am also curious to see how Adir is going to style her hair and how her current color is going to be addressed. I think this might be a challenge. Lol

But no matter K will be beautiful, of that I'm certain.

Good night dear haven

a stargazzer said...

New Game Time.
There is a classic song that comes to mind. They all laughed Here is a cute video with Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Wl83o9HTs

So the game is about musicals. I love them so much and we know that both Rob an Kris can sing. Any particular one you think they could star together or appart?
A remake of Chicago with Kris playing Velma Kelly would be so good. For Rob maybe a remake of Grease. Any other suggestions?

Met Gala is coming as everyone is saying I'm enjoying the wait but if nothing spectacular happens I'm okay with it. Our kids owe us nothing so whatever they give is profit.

Have a nice weekend.

RK Faith said...

a stargazzer - I've always loved My Fair Lady... lol
I totally agree with you - any single thing would be profit, they really don't owe us anything.

MN - loved the poem.. so its up to fate but I'm sure karma will lend a hand!
Daydreaming about that orange hair and high fashion -
Chanel maybe???

Annie - my best times in the US were in NYC, I stayed 3 weeks in Park Slope and loved it. I think it's one the best cities, you're so lucky to be there- tried once to see if maybe my husband's job would send us there for a year.. Good luck Monday!

Paloma - día de la madre feliz a usted y tener un gran fin de semana! mantener la fe en RK!

Take care to everyone, gotta get back to work.

RK Faith said...

CJ posted pics from New Orleans with Kristen and Sydney Lopez 5 minutes ago.

http://web.stagram.com/p/712726023252590268_19452414

I knew it had to be connected..

RK Faith said...

This pic shows me how much I miss seeing her..
and I'm here alone - any European / Asian Havenettes up??? :(

It's 1:38 AM in NOLA - I don't think she needs those sunglasses on her and I don't think they're accidentally on her - I really love how she interacts with us, saying she's all good. Love her!

Sherry said...

I think of West Side Story. Tony and Maria. Or how about The Music Man? Looking forward to the Met Gala. My family celebrated Mother's Day today as well as my husband's, my youngest daughter's and my birthday. Dates are 9, 13(me) 19. Yes Rob was born on my birthday. He's just going to have to deal with that! Lol! Night!

Teresa Holmes said...

Rk Faith. Are u sure thats k? Because why is her hair brunette and not fiery red. And why would turn away from showing her face in the pic? Why wear sunglasses at 1:30 am. Strange.

RK Faith said...

Hi Teresa, how are you?
K's been in touch with her fans before via her friends' IG pics. Between the sunglasses and the way she lookd I'm pretty sure its her. When I wrote about the sunglasses I meant she knows she's recognized by them by her fans and that's why they're o her.
I don't see a reason for him to do otherwise, based on his past with Kristen and their friendship.
Her head's in his shadow so its really hard to see the color. In past pics on her friends' IG she hid her face too.

Sanni K. said...

good morning,
beautiful a sign of life from kristen and Rob to see. Nevertheless
annoying that these Paps let him no rest. Now I can imagine how the haters say now, that's a sign they are not together because he is not with her in Nola.
I can well imagine that they all meet in NY, kristen CJ Dakota Imogen jamie and Rob and others. Maybe we will get a nice fan pic from after the event. Now wait until the grand entrance of kristen comes, and possibly with a visible, baby belly!
Wishes everyone a good Sunday

RK Faith said...

Tara Swennen is in NOLA too..

andreana said...

I just saw the pic of CJ ...as I was looking closely I was thinking wow that looks like kristen's hand...then I noticed a girl in the shadows with her head tucked into CJ's side... It sure looks like kristen..looks like her hands ..jewelry..and hair...also height...who else would have reason to hide from the picture????sickness nsurmis

Morning Coffee said...

Morning all..yes it's Kristen in pic with CJ...Just came from RD large blow up of the pic. I am truly annoyed with RD promoting Pap pics of Rob out with mystery blond they also have a video, with one pap asking him if he was dating KP. I really wish RD would quit posting everydamn thing they see just to get hits.

On Happier news The sun is shiing bright but it is a chilly morning.
Supposed to be 90 again on wednesday.

As far as what the haters and naysayers have to say ...I really don't give a crap about anything that comes from them ...why??? because I know it is all bs and no matter what they say or do it won't change the facts of Rob and Kristen or sweetpea for that matter. They can rant and rave make fun of us and call us names it's meaningless to me they are about as important as the garbage that I throw in my trash can on a daily basis...and that is me being nice...it's a better description than what they deserve.

I hope you all have a lovely day, I for one intend to get outside and enjoy some sunshine. Do some reading and relax with my honey.

I am excited for tomorrow and so look forward to seeing our gorgeous Kristen at the met. I say she wears Chanel or possibly vintage gown from another era?

I smile everytime I see her standing next to others...it really depicts just how tiny she actually is and how short...It always makes me wonder how in sneakered feet she suddenly grew nearly as tall as RS in those phony photos in 2012. Poeple really don't f**king use their eyes or brains. Explains alot about what is wrong in the world today.

Love you all and wish you a great day with family, friends and each other ( not not you trolls).

BBL hugs MC

RK Faith said...

Hi MC- I stopped commenting on RD because they deleted all my comments regarding pap pics.. they did this every single time. I still lurk there but never comment anymore and I was a regular once.
Have a great Sunday!

Morning Coffee said...

RKFaith they did the same thing to me...never posted any of my comments either I just lurk anymore either..but they have really changed and not for the better..However that can be siad about several R/K sites...they should pick someone else to follow and ridicule at this point.

Have a lovely day.

Vernier said...

Good Morning everyone..... Glad to see the pic of K. Hope everyone is having a great day!!!!!

a stargazzer said...

RK Faith
My fair lady is a great choice. I love that musical too. I just find it hard to do with Robsten because the professor is supposedly a lot older. But who knows they could just roll with it.

Sherry
The problem with West side story is that Kristen is white. If they cast her instead of a Latino actress that will be disastrous. I also doubt that she will agree to that too.

How about Moulin Rouge?

Tomorrow is MET Gala!!! Can't wait!

Gigi Cullen said...

It's a lovely but warm day here in S.C. I saw the picture CJ posted, and yes, I believe that is Kris. It's just one picture with her in the shadow. Can't even tell what color her hair is. The Met Gala will give us much better pictures, and I can't wait to see how she looks. Would love to see her in vintage, MC, but whatever she's wearing will be gorgeous. This really is an exciting time for R&K. They have the brightest future. Going out for a bit this afternoon. Love to you all.

Annie said...

Afternoon all.

It's a bit overcast here now and breezy, not too long got out of watching The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (better than I thought it would be)

Andreana: Yes! :):)
Just for.....Hahaha :):):)

http://katzsdelicatessen.com/shop/pastrami.html
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Nola Girl: Love your poem choice. :)
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RK Faith: I like Park Slope, Brooklyn too.....Hoping you get your wish to spend some more time here. Fabulous places to visit in every borough. :)
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A Stargazzer: How about Music Man.
Kristen can play Marian and Rob can play Harold Hill.
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Vernier: You rested enough? :)
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The MET Gala........Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! It's here tomorrow, less than a day away. :)

Annie said...

Today is world laughter day. Sooooooooo...:):):)

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the
milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against
marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just
to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials .
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like . Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get
or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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KATHLICK

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
Didn't go to Sunday school
So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
Will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"

Sure," said the janitor.


He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
In the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,
"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
Because they pour the water on you."

"We're not Babtis,
Because they dunk all of you in the water."

"We're not Methdiss,
Because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

"I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"
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Oh ......May the fourth be with you!......:):):)

Annie said...

Oops: Mama Nails: Apologies. Don't know why I thought it Nola Girl with the Dorothy Parker poem. Again, oops! :)
Excellent choice.

Jane said...

Annie

Love your posts! That's just what we need a little humor.

Annie said...

Jane: Thanks. :)
One more....


Better Than A Flu Shot!............

Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room.

She invited him to have a

seat while she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young

minister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water,

and in the water floated. of all

things,a condom!

When she returned

With tea and scones,they

began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking

through the park a few

months ago and I found

this little package on the
ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

andreana said...

Andreana...aka. crazyeyes123.......somebody call me a grandma?.......Lawd God Almighty....Do the trolls have super powers?......Sounds like somebody might be liking the Havenettes a lot..... enoughto study all of our posts and try to calculate our average ages.....I don't know about ya'll but damn if I don't feel like a rock star...we have stalkers!

Sherry said...

About West Side Story, Natalie Wood was Russian. It's called acting. And who says Kristen wouldn't do it and who cares? It was just my idea. Don't need to analyze it. This is the crap that gets this fandom fighting. Love you all.

a stargazzer said...

@Sherry
Nowadays movies get boycotted for whitewashing that is what I think she wouldn't do it. Out of respect for the character's original nationality and to avoid yet another reason to get hate.

I'm not bashing your idea or doubting K acting skills just pointing out what will likely happen if anyone decides to change the race of the lead actress and this time and day, IMO, YMMV.

Jane said...

Cj has photo of him and Sydney at the New Orleans Jazz and Hertiage Festival. Maybe Kris is not attending Met afterall? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Plano Soprano said...

Tigereyes, darling:

I'm curious. Did you not have grandmothers? Most people have two, and generally they like them. Did you have a bad experience? You used the word "Grandma" as if it was the equivalent of "serial killer."

Also, as for average age -- I'm not 60, although I admit I am not far off. Do you not plan to be 60 someday? When you consider the alternative, 60 isn't such a dreadful fate.

If you do have some method we can use not to reach 60, please enlighten us. In fact, if you do have THE SECRET, what on earth are you doing hanging around a blog? I would think you could be selling your elixir and making a fortune.

Waiting breathlessly to hear from you, darling --

59-year-old Grandmother of one gorgeous little boy

felicity said...

well, i am def not past my 45 birthday.. and i am not a grandma either.. smh. whatever.

as for cj and sydney.. they flew to new orleans to attend the jazz festival.. nyc is only a short flight away.. only 2 hours 50 minutes and there are at least 13 flights leaving each day from new orleans with the destination new york city.. kristen could fly out at noon tomorrow and still be right on time in new york. we will see

Jane said...

Grandmas are awesome!

andreana said...

Really... tig123 said the word grandma like he, she, or it was spitting poison out of his mouth.... must have scary grandma issues...lol... :-)

sue morris said...

Hi everybody! I imagine that if I wanted to go somewhere but did not want so much fuss made, I would go at the last minute, or take a private jet. Like a jet of their own. JMO. Also, the jazz festival is great, I have been twice. But, so hot and humid this week! Good day to cool by the pool, for me. Hope Kristen does go, she is always just about perfect! Night ladies!

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