Small Bump

              

It doesn't matter how many photo shoots or interviews she did months ago.

The small bump is still there now.

No amount of excuses from the dipshidiots can take away that fact.

We got  a new print magazine article from Kristen and the dipshidiots  peed their pants with glee.

This pic caused a brief nipple gate controversy.

You know darn well someone was giggling away at that pic. 

Lets look at the interview shall we?

(Is that a small baby bump peeking out a little? Tee hee.)

First off the hack journalist didn't do his homework or fact checking.

Her breakup with Pattinson in 2012 may also have instigated her year of partial exile.

 Guess he missed this from 2013.

And this also from 2013.

But he did mention that all three dogs were with her .

Back in the living room, where a Bugs Bunny cartoon DVD plays on mute, she lights a Camel filter, slides open the glass doors beyond which her dogs, Cole, Bernie, and Bear, are whimpering and scratching, and then comes back, exhales, and sits, twitching her feet in vain attempt to burn off excess energy.

Now remember the dipshidiots at first said Rob wasn't sharing the dogs with Kristen because he couldn't stand her. When that didn't pan out they went to she only gets the dogs when he is out of town. This interview was supposedly done in November. WHEN ROB WAS STILL IN LA. A new excuse will be forthcoming.

After moving out of the Los Feliz house she shared with Robert Pattinson in 2012, she looked at four houses before deciding on this one in a gated enclave, which doesn't feel lived in so much as inhabited. There's mission-style furniture, TV still not hooked up to cable, book cases cramped with books-Steinbeck (her favorite author, though her favorite book is On the Road), McCarthy, Plath-and a small sculpture that reads "Fuck." It's a 23-year-old's crash pad, with the appropriate air of being done just enough to feel comfortable. It's not a style statement; she's just passing through

Now this is interesting. So it doesn't seem as if she is actually living at lf 2 at the moment. Wonder where she could be living. Think about it. 

 Let's take a look at some supposed quotes form Kristen. I say supposed because this is a print article and they are notorious for not only making up quotes or using old ones but also leaving out the question that was asked to illicit the celebrity's response in the first place. 

1. "You don't know who you will fall in love with. You just don't. You don't control it. Some people have certain things, like, 'That's what I'm going for,' and I have a subjective version of that. 

The dipshdiots concluded that she was talking about Rupert the pig here. 

Nice try but no. She was never ever in love with the pervert. They wish.

2. "I don't pressure myself... if you fall in love with someone, you want to own them-but really, why would you want that? You want them to be what you love. I'm much too young to even have an answer for that question." 

The dipshidiots are sure the part about wanting to own someone was about Rob.

3. On being judged as a peril of fame: "I stand by every mistake I've ever made, so judge away."

Now you know where the dipshidiots went with this right? It was all about July of course.

4..  Stewart does acknowledge a desire to some day have children (and believes in adoption) and recreate the happy childhood she had. 

"I had it too good to not have that, too. If I were to put money on it, definitely, yeah. But you earn that, like, that's so not here yet." She laughs. "I mean, at this point, I can't tell you if I want to hang out on Saturday."

Now according to the dipshidiots this should shut me and my followers up for good.

Right. So you think she's going to just tell this guy "Oh by the way I'm pregnant"? Nope she's going to skillfully lead him in the opposite direction.Which she did. 

The dipshidiots would like to forget Kristen's quote from British Vogue in 2012

"My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend," she suddenly confided, squeezing her fists and stiffening that little body with anticipation. “I wish he was here now. I think I want to have his babies.” 

Mention this to the dipshidiots and they will tell you she was drunk and going through a rough time. Again they wish. 

Picture of Rob and Dane Dehaan in Toronto on February 8th.

A so called fan ( and I use that term very loosely where this person is concerned) took this picture. Then she preceded to sell it to TMZ along with her own fan fiction account of how Rob looked upset over Kristen's new magazine article ( discussed above). Does he look upset to you?

Rob had already told another fan NO pictures and yet this person took his pic anyway. And after you've seen what this person did with the pic you wonder why he refused?

New pics of Kristen supposedly driving to a gym.( I've used that word a lot in this post.)

More Pics Here

Do you see a gym in any of these pics? Hey just asking.

Poem by Kristen Stewart
MY HEART IS A WIFFLE BALL/FREEDOM POLE

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrolled neon
across that black
Kismetly... ubiquitously crestfallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills...
I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive
organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something
Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.

One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging 
Hes speaking in tongues all along the 
pan handle

And this pining erosion is getting dust in 
My eyes 
And Im drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line 
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine...

And my new favorite word thanks to Bronze is

PATTINSONATED!

Yes indeed Kristen has been Pattinsonated and once you've been Pattinsonated you never go back.