Shit Happens

Shit Happens. Especially when a journalist who sold his soul to the devil for the almighty green back ages ago has the audacity to have you believe that he is the chosen one that Robert Pattinson would finally open up to about his relationship with Kristen Stewart and what happened in 2012. Over a  beer and barbecue at the journalist's house no less. 

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. “It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”

Well, a lot of people, that’s what’s weird.

“The hardest part was talking about it afterwards. Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict,” he says. “It’s like that scene in Doubt [2008, in which Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a priest suspected of inappropriate behaviour], where he’s talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you’ve got to go and collect all the feathers.”

Funny how I don't see any mention of Kristen's name or 2012 in that statement. And secondly where's the question that goes with that answer? It's suspiciously absent. That happens a lot in this interview. Answers with out the questions. Why might that be? Because the journalist didn't get what he wanted from Rob and had to use assumptions and speculation to create something out of the nothing. Not to mention coming perilously close to plagiarism a few times.

I don't know about you but I have a hard time believing a journalist who obviously didn't pay attention in journalism 101 class at Cambridge when they they were covering research and backing up your facts. 

It’s not scandal that has put him in the cross hairs. He’s just not the scandal type. The only real gossip he’s been involved in was his split with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart in 2012, from which he came out smelling of roses – it was Stewart who cheated on him, and with a married man, too.

So nice of him to throw the diss at Kristen since he couldn't get Rob to do so. Such high class journalism. 

If he would of paid attention in journalism 101 he would of known by doing research that NO they didn't split in 2012 since we had a virtual daily pap fest of them TOGETHER in April 2013. If he would do his homework a little more instead of  plagiarizing he'd find out that they STILL haven't split. 

 Last summer, he finished The Rover in Australia, a dystopian western from David Michôd, who made 2010’s brilliant Animal Kingdom.

NO he did not finish filming The Rover in summer. He finished at the end of March 2013 which is not summer. 

This morning, there were six cars outside his house.

NO there were not six cars outside of his house. Number one the house on Mulholland Drive is in a gated community with a ton of security. Secondly he no longer lives there remember?  Guess he didn't feel like plagiarizing  past articles about that. Not juicy enough. He and Kristen have a house together that I guarantee he isn't telling some hack journalist about. 

“I don’t understand why,” he says, looking puzzled. “I think it goes through periods where you’re assigned ‘this is the guy to follow’. But whenever I see a bunch of paparazzi hanging out, I always think, ‘Oh God, what have they found out!’” He laughs. “Oh, THAT love child! I totally forgot!”

Once again no question with the answer. Gee wonder why. And of course according to the dipshidiots he's talking about us! Yep we rank right up there in importance in his life. He's so concerned with what we are saying on the internet and on this blog he has to diss us in a joke of an interview. 

Unforunately we aren't done with idiots like this. Rob has more Rover promo coming up and we can count on some more plagiarizing and bullshit narratives when Rob continues to give them nothing.

  I'd like to say welcome back to The Mad Medusa! She stated her own opinion on this interview and it's one of her best. A must read!

Are You Really That Fucking Stupid: The Death Of Common Sense

 Kristen and Nicholas Hoult in Japan for Equals.

You know where the tabs went with this right?  Did you know Nicholas Hoult has miraculously broken up with Jennifer Lawrence (again) just in time for equals filming? Kristen and Nicholas hook up rumors will give them their gravy train for the next few months. The sad part is there are actual people that will fall for this. 

Yep the stupid train has left the station.

Kristen with some fans. Bet that short hair feels cool in the summertime! Did she get a new bauble from Rob before she left for Japan? (Longer one).

Press conference for Equals. I Guess Guy Pearce is not going to Japan until after Rover promo. 

Suzie in Katy Perry's new video! Yeah I would so be in a video of someone that was supposedly hooking up with my best friend's boyfriend behind her back. But wait it gets better....

What do we have here? Kristen with Suzie and Jack. Suzie has the same outfit on that she's wearing in the video. Did Kristen go with her and Jack to the video shoot? That would get some dipshidiots knickers in a twist.

We seem to have some self righteous trolls on twitter who think it is their duty to constantly attack and berate us. TrollsNoShit is a particular evil strain who can't seem to stop talking about us. She's obsessed. I think she has a girl crush on us lol.

She claims it's a group of people who share the same name but I think it's one singular person with multiple personality disorder. We also have a particular bad strain on the comment section of this board who can't grasp the concept they are not welcome. The delete button works effectively on them. NO you are not forcing us to go private. Vslocation/Felicity was attacked by a nasty vile version of troll and had to delete her twitter. What are these people hoping to accomplish? You think you are going to change what is by doing this? Hardly.

This is what is. They are a family and no amount of stomping your feet and running your foul mouths is going to make it go away. Get used to it.

Grab your popcorn, just laugh them off and enjoy in the knowledge that Rob and Kristen are enjoying their lives with sweet pea.

Have a nice night!