How To Deflect A Baby Bump

This post is brought to you by the deflection of the baby bump. This is a how to primer with Kristen showing you the ropes.

The Umbrella deflection. Simple but effective. 

Hide the face with the Umbrella and make sure paps are paying attention to it and not the obvious.

Ignore the Umbrella and take a close look a little lower. Yep there it is. The baby bump in all its glory.

Layering the boyfriends clothes is always  another good option.

 Uhm no dipshidiots that's not a spot it's a tear . In the same place. Yes it's the same shirt. Jacket and gray shirt look mighty familiar too. 

Good csi work RKsoulmates 913!

And again for good measure. Yep I would be wearing my boyfriends clothes if I had been broken up with him for nearly a year. It's called common sense. Grasp it.

The cap deflection. Strategically placed can be extremely effective in hiding the baby bump.

The ring deflection. Put it on the wedding ring finger and it's guaranteed to get the dipshidiots  scrambling for excuses. 

No her character in Still Alice is not married. Save the movie prop excuse. No she does not usually wear a ring on that finger. Going back six years to try and prove that she does isn't going to help you much either. The excuse that will send you into fits of laughter? It's a band aid not a ring .

Does this look anything like what's on her finger above?

These are kind of interesting but not the same. Try again dipshidiots. And thanks for the laugh. 

None of it is  going to change what is.

No her stomach isn't flat. Rattle off all the excuses you want. A picture tells a thousand words and this one says plenty. 

Kristen knows the fans watch everything. You really think shes going to wear a ring on THAT finger for everyone to speculate about? Nope she wouldn't unless it's there for a reason. And that reason has the dipshidiots terrified. 

Yeah the thought of this has them squirming.

In my last post I wished for them to reenact this picture on the set of Life.

My prayers have been answered. A pig chasing Rob can't be far behind. 

Rob Rob! I'm ready for my close up.

Kristen: I don't think so Miss Porky!

First still from Life. 

Wet Rob running his hand through his hair.

Sigh.

I'm wondering if this is a scene where he finds out about James Dean's death. He looks kind of sad. (Also take notice of  black and white Thomas and Sienna pic in shop window:):):) )

A little tired Rob?

Looks a little nippy too. Bet he wishes he were in L.A. doing this instead.

I miss Malibu beach Rob. 

This ones for the moral police. Yes it's e cigs. 

Lol. I so hope it's a boy and I want to see him in this onesie!

And last but definitely not least I would like to give a shout out to Mama Nails who runs SRWN. Mama I love your wit and humor. I love how you handle the anonymous trolls  and your sarcastic answers back to them.You handle them day in and day out with class. 

Take a bow lady. You deserve it.