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Monday, January 13, 2014

Update!






First off let me say I'm tired of the hate for these two people. Get over it! They love each other and you hating on one or the other because you are supposedly a fan is fubar (look it up). They despise you and your hate. You think your hate is going to suddenly change their mind about how they feel for each other?Hardly. 


Now for the good stuff. I talked to my cousin. Kristen attending Sundance is up to how she's feeling. As of right now she will probably be going. Paris is more than likely not happening. Oh and yes she is still pregnant.



Does this woman look pregnant to you? Nope but she is. 


Her neither. But she is. 


Her neither but she definitely is. This pic caused all kinds of havoc. Guess what it doesn't mean a thing. Rolando can change dates on pics and photoshop til his heart's content. Won't change what is. 







Because she sure looks pregnant here.


And Here.


Yeah looks like a baby bump to me. Funny isn't it?


You can believe or not but if you jump ship don't expect to jump back on when the party gets started. 


And there will be a party. 



Oh and yes she did go to England for a short while after Dallas. 


And the ninjas have spent more time together than the dipshidiots will ever know. And yes that means New York City too. 


Some of this was happening in that cold weather on New Years Eve. 



Oh and yes the Sellers ( did you catch that dipshidiots?) did sell their house. LF 1 was not secure enough to serve their purposes. A shame because they both really liked the house. 

No matter how hard the dipshidiots wish this does not mean Rob is moving to back to England. And my cousin is not sure if his lease is up on the Beverly Hills house or not. 

One thing she does know. Rob and Kristen own multiple properties together and separately. They go back and forth from these properties to afford them more privacy from the paps. And yes they do live together. 


  Rob should be filming QOTD soon. Can't wait to see what he looks like for this one! Will he be blond?


Oh and to the dipshidots dismay the dogs Bernie, Bear (yes he is still alive lol), and Baby B are being very well taken care of by their Mommy.




Bear is supposedly in there somewhere too.



So to sum it up. Yes They are are still together. Yes Kristen is still pregnant. Yes Kristen was in New York on New Years Eve. Yes she visited him in England. They also went somewhere else together for a little get away. P_LM  S_RI_G_. Just a little clue lol. (They were also both in England and saw each other while she was filming Sils Maria.) Yes the dogs are with Kristen (Bear is alive lol).Yes they sold their house.Yes Rob is doing QOTD. 



We got a video of Dylan Penn kissing Steve McQueen. Can the dipshidiots and Marc Malkin give it up now? I doubt it. 

Oh and we had had a sighting of Rob with mystery girlfriend no. 1,000,002. 









                         


Message to the dipshidiots. This bitch isn't going anywhere.







Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Assumptions




Definition of ASSUMPTION

as·sump·tion noun \ə-ˈsəm(p)-shən\


            1 :  the act of laying claim to or taking possession of something <the assumption of power>

            2 :  arrogance, pretension

            3 a :  an assuming that something is true
               b :  a fact or statement (as a proposition, axiom, postulate, or notion) taken for granted



The dipshidiots are full of assumptions right now.  


They assumed with everyone else (including myself) that Rob was in London on New Years Eve. Guess what we got ninja fooled.


Rob in NYC on New Years Eve. Now the dipshidiots made another assumption. A crazy one at that. The girl sitting next to Rob is the same red haired girl from the truck pics. She is his mystery girlfriend.


 If that is the girl from the red truck pics then the girl in this pic is Kristen. 


They assume Rob and Kristen didn't spend Christmas together so that must mean they aren't together anymore. They have never spent Christmas together. Fact. They assume because they got a picture of Rob on New Years Eve having brunch with Dakota Fanning ( a close friend of Kristen) and other friends that it means Kristen couldn't have been there later in the evening to ring in the new year with him. We don't know where Kristen was on New Years Eve. 

They also assume they have spent the entire time since he left LA for London apart. Again they don't know where Kristen was after she left Dallas. If he can go ninja and get to NYC with out us knowing whose to say she couldn't have went to London or NYC with out us knowing?




Another dipshidiot assumption was that Rob was visiting Kristen in August to tell her he wouldn't share the dogs with her anymore. 


Really? What do we have here. Yep it's Bernie at Kristen's house. The preceding  dipshidiot meltdown was priceless. 



They attacked Rob left and right for letting Kristen take care of HIS dogs. They aren't his dogs.They are THEIR dogs. They adopted Bear and Bernie together. Fact. 


So the Dipshidiots dreamed up another assumption to explain things away. They were meeting in October to get the dogs used to each other for his trip to London in December. So they met up two months in advance to make sure the dogs were comfortable with each other in December? How does that explain his following her after her visit until they noticed the paps? How do you explain Baby B in some of the October pics but not all? I'm going to make my own assumption and say she was there multiple times not just once. Or maybe she was living there. Yeah that. 



No Baby B.


Presto Baby B!

Yeah explain that one.



But wait there's more.


Back to sharing clothes? The IRIE shirt makes its return!



It was trending for a brief time.




The Saga of the Red Hoodie.



Same red hoodie?



Same red hoodie?

Damn that hoodie gets around!



What about the jacket?

The dipshidiots will tell you it's Alannah's.



Does that jacket look oversized like the one Kristen is wearing? Don't think so. Assumptions again.



Let's make our own assumption shall we? It's Rob's jacket. 




Annie Packer/Poopforbrains ( Annie recently admitted to being poopforbrains. What a surprise. NOT.) was busy typing their fingers away to the tabs with a Kristen and Alicia are lesbian lovers fiction. Unfortunately one of the tabs that are low even on the tab ladder picked it up.





Yeah they are that desperate and worried. Frantically typing away. Hoping somehow that it will magically take away the fact the dogs are with Kristen. Hoping the IRIE shirt will magically disappear from Kristen.





The assumption is that Kristen is about 6 months along. Let's assume that is correct. ( I don't know how far along she actually is.)



Sarah Michelle Gellar

6 months along. And hiding it very well.



 Kate Middleton. Again about 6 months along.


Kate Hudson. About 6 months along.


Padma Lakshmi ( Top Chef Judge)

About 6 months along.




Kristen Stewart. About 6 months along.


Now the dipshidiots assumption is she would look much more pregnant at 6 months . The above pictures say she looks just how she should look at 6 months.




No it's not pms bloating or the Bavarian beer still hanging around.



  

Yes they fight to be together. They  
work through their problems like any other couple. His words could never be truer. And now they will get their reward for all that hard work.





Hang in there. An update will be coming in a few days!


Byes!