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Friday, March 7, 2014

How To Deflect A Baby Bump






This post is brought to you by the deflection of the baby bump. This is a how to primer with Kristen showing you the ropes.


The Umbrella deflection. Simple but effective. 


Hide the face with the Umbrella and make sure paps are paying attention to it and not the obvious.



Ignore the Umbrella and take a close look a little lower. Yep there it is. The baby bump in all its glory.



Layering the boyfriends clothes is always  another good option.




 Uhm no dipshidiots that's not a spot it's a tear . In the same place. Yes it's the same shirt. Jacket and gray shirt look mighty familiar too. 


Good csi work RKsoulmates 913!



And again for good measure. Yep I would be wearing my boyfriends clothes if I had been broken up with him for nearly a year. It's called common sense. Grasp it.





The cap deflection. Strategically placed can be extremely effective in hiding the baby bump.


The ring deflection. Put it on the wedding ring finger and it's guaranteed to get the dipshidiots  scrambling for excuses. 


No her character in Still Alice is not married. Save the movie prop excuse. No she does not usually wear a ring on that finger. Going back six years to try and prove that she does isn't going to help you much either. The excuse that will send you into fits of laughter? It's a band aid not a ring .


Does this look anything like what's on her finger above?





These are kind of interesting but not the same. Try again dipshidiots. And thanks for the laugh. 





None of it is  going to change what is.



No her stomach isn't flat. Rattle off all the excuses you want. A picture tells a thousand words and this one says plenty. 



Kristen knows the fans watch everything. You really think shes going to wear a ring on THAT finger for everyone to speculate about? Nope she wouldn't unless it's there for a reason. And that reason has the dipshidiots terrified. 





Yeah the thought of this has them squirming.






In my last post I wished for them to reenact this picture on the set of Life.


My prayers have been answered. A pig chasing Rob can't be far behind. 


Rob Rob! I'm ready for my close up.


Kristen: I don't think so Miss Porky!




First still from Life. 



Wet Rob running his hand through his hair.

Sigh.


I'm wondering if this is a scene where he finds out about James Dean's death. He looks kind of sad. (Also take notice of  black and white Thomas and Sienna pic in shop window:):):) )


A little tired Rob?




Looks a little nippy too. Bet he wishes he were in L.A. doing this instead.


I miss Malibu beach Rob. 




This ones for the moral police. Yes it's e cigs. 









Lol. I so hope it's a boy and I want to see him in this onesie!





And last but definitely not least I would like to give a shout out to Mama Nails who runs SRWN. Mama I love your wit and humor. I love how you handle the anonymous trolls  and your sarcastic answers back to them.You handle them day in and day out with class. 

Take a bow lady. You deserve it. 







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felicity said...

@pookie.. i love your poem. thanks so much for sharing

@arleen... so sorry for your loss. please accept my sincerest condolences. take care of your family, hugs.

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vana said...

Arleen, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Gosh Felicity, very good pick up, I thought they were the same jackets.

Thank you all for the links you suggested.

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Unknown said...

Arleen - It's wonderful that you had a good relationship with you in-laws! My condolences from afar.

Felicity - I hope you fell better soon and you MIL too. Good eye on the jackets!

I'm joining the party late - I loved the new Lindsey pics. Our hunches on the weekend regarding her being around K only make even more sense.
I loved those pics.. and of Rob holding on tight to Dean on the bike..

Unknown said...

Sorry for the stupid question - are you talking about the ring on her thumb here?
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c65d20313679933

Maybe I missed something.

Happygirl said...

@RK Faith No K wears a ring on her left hand on the ring finger :)

Unknown said...

oh.. thanks Happygirl!
I'll go scour the pics again.

Annie said...

Morning.
Arleen: My condolences on your loss.

Unknown said...

Morning to all you lovely Havenettes, Arleen sorry for your loss sending you and your family my condolences plenty of hugs coming your way from me xoxo. been MIA for a few days not been to well again on antibiotics and been for blood tests just waiting for results, loving all your comments, Kristen and Rob wishing you well and hope your taking it easy and resting up when you can,hope you all have a great week hugs take care be safe.

Tbell said...

Hey guys this is the jacket rob was wearing if you're interested lol

http://m.coolspotters.com/clothing/military-air-force-ma-1-reversible-bomber-flight-jacket


And this is interesting,looks very similar to kristens and in kids size and maybe thats why it fits so well...

http://www.uswings.com/product/kids-nasa-ma-1/


And check this out, pea coats! Lol scroll thru and see the choices. They could be sharing or they could have bought matching...to cute!

http://www.uswings.com/?s=navy+pea+coat&post_type=product

Either way they are jamming on a military vibe right now lol

Tbell said...

Oh my lawd forgot

Morning Havenettes!

Arleen
My condolences sweetie...

Flowergirl said...

I have to LOL at the fact that Enna would put Tempest down on this blog, but is not woman enough to do it on DIDY. Hmmm...I wonder why

Morning Coffee said...

Morning Havenettes....pouring down rain here all morning, hope it washed some of the pollen away.

Arleen, sorry for your families loss of a loved one, sending prayers.

Felicity you take care of yourself today...

Tina, hope you feel better really soon

Verni missed getting to talk with you last night and pookie mouse.

T-bell...morning dear girl

Sue Morris little miss sunshine, hope you are having a good day.

Flowergirl...people like she will be nameless, are hit and run artists they usually post where they don't have to fear confrontation with the object of their insults.

she probably thinks if she posts at DIDY Tempest may be laying in wait to pounce on her LOL as if!!

That or she doesn't want to leave to big a trail for people to realize how big a trouble maker she really is....I still say her and sit are the same person.

To all my other havenettes, I don't mean to slight you ...love you all equally...yes I said it I am an equal opportunity lover.

I will be back around lunch time to see if there is any news about our sweethearts.

Till then....Ta

Tbell said...

Kristens jacket could be this one in smaller mens size. Wish coolspotters would have identified kristens also.

http://www.galaxyarmynavy.com/item-fo-60-14.asp

Flowergirl said...

Morning Coffee... over on DIDY we have had our share of fans like Enna, or "drive bys", as I like to refer to them, but they seem to show up less often these days. Maybe these bullies are just getting bored, but personally, I think they are just scared shitless.

Unknown said...

Gooooooodd Mooooooor-ning HKNs!!!
It's a beautiful morning here on the old farm-- there's a low-lying fog all lit up with golden morning sunlight, gorgeous simply gorgeous. All is still and bright... but you know somehow it does remind me of a few of the hater-ettes that have flown by here recently-- you know: LOW, LYING
BWAHhahahahahahaha!!
Okay.
On with the post.
NOLA girl, here's my poem about New Orleans (one of a number) i mentioned... i love that place so so much...

Vieux Carré
by pookie

Moonlight weaves through trellis leaves
Starlight gleams on terrace eves
Souls fly by on restless winds
And sigh deep in the river's bend

A mood, a feeling
Whispering
My Vieux Carre
Vieux Carré
Shadows dark, but so forgiving
Vieux Carré
Vieux Carré

Spanish moss, like crocheted lace
Caress the broken window's face
Fireflies, the gloom erase
And vanish then without a trace

A kiss, a sigh
Don't question why
In Vieux Carré
Vieux Carré
Changeless in your lover's eyes
Is Vieux Carré
Vieux Carré

Echoing across the river
Ships call low to one another
Warm breeze wraps around like mink
The night like something
Cool to drink

Like a fallen jewel she lies
Tossed carelessly beside the sea
Moss and dust of time gone by
Cannot touch her mystery

A mood, a feeling
Whispering
My Vieux Carré
Vieux Carré

Always will I long to see my
Vieux Carré
Vieux Carré

end
©pookiemusic 2014 all rights reserved
because this is actually the lyric to a song i wrote and

here's a question: HKN dearest, would it offend you in any way or would it be all right for me to mention my little tumblr address i just made because i put this song 'Vieux Carré' on it for NOLA girl (and any other dear friend who might like) to hear it...
it's my song about New Orleans, i was going to just post it as a poem, but i figured out how to get a tumblr thingie going and how to put the song there.
Okay, that's it from the old mousehole this morning... got to get out there and make some cheese!!
love always, keep squeakin'--
pookie

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Paloma said...

Hola guapas, feliz miércoles, no se si ya vieron las fotos de KRIS te TARDES. Esta bellísima nuestra nena y luce su tripita sin disimulo. Si aún viendo estas fotos me siguen diciendo las locas de remate, que no está embarazada, es para darlas de Hostias A todas y perdón por la palabra. Feliz tarde.

felicity said...

the new THR photoshot with tara swennen was done sometimes last year, since tara is saying: we've had good outfits LAST YEAR

and then they are talking about the checkered jumpsuit and the bd2 premiere dress..

so.. all of that was done in 2013.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZzjMMDGdMQ

Hatersknownothing said...

@pookie

Feel free to post your link!Am going to try and have new post for you guys today.

Unknown said...

LOL...did you all see this??

Tracy thanks for sending me this pic. It's taken from a still from the video. LOL

http://slutsrunningwithnails.tumblr.com/post/79372758629/hello-bump-how-you-doing-lol

On February 23rd tara posted a pic on her IG about a photoshoot...wonder if this was the shoot. I know they discussed stuff from 2013, but she really hasn't had to "dress" K for anything in 2014 yet. just a thought...

http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/detail/662489942444551563_406742890

Unknown said...

Thank you mine leader! *smart heel-clicking salute*
Okey-dokey, here's the link to my song 'Vieux Carré'... i hope you like it dear sisters of the Haven (hmmm-- that sounds like a good title for a song, right there! i think i'll get to work!!)

pookielewis.tumblr.com

tiny but heartfelt kisses,
pookie

Unknown said...

Wow, mamaN that IS quite an amazing still of the bump!-- did Tracy capture that? Great detective work Tracy! Awesome! You guys continually amaze me! And HKN i breathlessly await your latest Å“uvre... *holding breath*

later amigos,
pookie

Unknown said...

Dear HAVENETTES, dear Arleen, I am so sorry for your loss and do hope you are feeling better today! The weather here is sunny and mild but March winds are very strong and knocking over trash bins. The baby birds are singing in the trees and the red robin is bobbing along. POOKIE, you are a poet, did you know it? Vern, I hope you are having a good day and are safe! Tracey, did you know the doggie was just claiming those roses? Male doggies like to pee on their spots just like certain wolves like to claim attachments to baby girls in Twilight movies? He is going to claim anything new so watch out. It is instinct, not bad dog manners. I adored all my little Boston Bull males, but I am still cleaning up for those sprays! yuk! I think Felicity is really on the ball and is really smart. I thought Rob was probably having lots of fun while holding on for dear life. That looked like an expensive bike! I love Harleys but that only because those are the ones I have ridden. I have never watched CUJO and started watching it and had to turn it off! Good grief, too much. You all have a good Wednesday and let's hope Kristen can duck the photo monster today and Rob can also. Happy Hump Day!

felicity said...

since it is snowing like crazy in toronto, i hope they are not filming outside today.

for me there is no doubt that the photoshot and the video was done last year.. aka 2013. they are discussing the RC outfits of k in 2012 and are talking about last year. makes sense.

the question is, when last year. we have no date.

by the way, kristen was def wearing the ring again on march 11th. you can see it here clearly!

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Unknown said...

Here's another telling pic from the shoot with Tara
http://www.imagebam.com/image/fbcbc9313851031

Unknown said...

Hey felicity, you know I love you but I gotta disagree with you.

I think this was done pretty recently. first...they discuss in the video that K was dressed in chanel at the first event they did together and now "they've come full circle" So this had to have been done post Dallas/Chanel announcement. So...that leaves January or February and again Tara posted on her IG account that SHE had a photoshoot coming up and she posted her info on it on February 23rd and she said her photoshoot was on Tuesday and she was wearing a chanel necklace and she added #chanel.

And there is some obvious baby bumping going on in some of those pictures.

Why would Tara be sans jacket in all the pix and K is swimming in jackets?

Tbell said...

felicity
Sara also talks about Chanel stuff so this interview and photoshoot had have happened after chanel. Kristen didn't have a tummy last year she was rail thin

Unknown said...

As for why they would discuss BD2...they were reminiscing about working together and how they've worked together for years.

Tara hasn't needed to dress her for much since then. And who knows what else they discussed, I'm sure the video was edited.

Unknown said...

MORNING COFFEE, you have such a thoughtful sweet post, thank you for the thought! You are such a kind person. There are so many of you, Jane, Arleen, Felicity, VERNIER, Tracey, POOKIE, Annie, SANNI, RKFAITH, VANA,BARBARA, and HKN, MAMA NAILS,HAPPYGIRL, TINA,S and PALOMA plus JEAN AND FLOWERGIRL. So many sweet and thoughtful posters, too many for Susie to post right now, but I can't forget a sincere friend, Tempest who believes in the live and let live philosophy. We are so proud of HKN, Tempest and Mama for the consistent practical approach to the difficult and useless attacks on free thought. As far as I know, this is still the America I was born in and free speech is still one of my real live abilities, no one group or person can seek to keep free speech from this land or any other free country. We all stand as one. Thank you, I am off the soapbox.

felicity said...

well, who knows??? we have no real date, right? i have no insta and i am not following the friends or tara for that matter. shruggs, so i have no idea, when tara said anything on there. sorry.. i might be wrong. i can only go with what i see and hear in the video

Unknown said...

felicity thanks as always for the ring pic reference. I had problem getting to the new pics on RD from March 11. Thank you
Huge grin!

There's nothing on IG that hints at anything at the moment, not Tara's or anyone else I know.. but there is a slight bump in some photos.. who knows

Paloma said...

Os estoy leyendo y yo creo que esas fotos no pueden ser del año pasado, porque A Kristen se le nota muchísimo la tripita. Es mi opinión. :)

felicity said...

well, kristen was in nashville at feb 18th till feb 21st or 23rd, right? and she was not seen arriving in LA, in fact we were pretty sure that she flew directly to NYC. so. in NYC it is cold and snowy.. in the video it is gree out there and not cold.... i went to tara's insta, she has a golden necklace on when she said, she got ready for a photoshot, but that doesn't mean that it was THIS shot. usually it takes a while till those magz and videos are released. i am thinking about the last one with cole.. done last year fall, released in the march issue. i am just not convinced that this was done this year, but what do i know?

felicity said...

that should be 'green' not 'gree'. sorry

Tbell said...

Felicity
I know the dates and all the inferences are confusing to me to. But one thing I know for sure is that Kristen didnt look like this last year. Especially the one in the gogo boots and big tank. I mean wowza look at them boobs and like mama said look at them thighs lol. This was not kristen last year at all

Morning Coffee said...

Hey girls...allow me to throw my hat in the arena....I agree that tara mentions she first dressed K. in Channel for something or other very beginning of video and then says here we are 10 years later coming full circle.

but it could have been just prior to dallas since they both would know K was going to be new face of channel.

what throws me is yes she has bump, but she is not as heavy on the bottom, hips not as wide nor thighs...making me think this is earlier than Jan or Feb.

Can I have my hat back now?

Unknown said...

I just posted a comparison of K from back in July of 2013 and from this photoshoot. I still say it has to have been fairly recent. December at the absolute earliest...

Too many changes in her body to have been done too long ago...

http://slutsrunningwithnails.tumblr.com/post/79379651816/kristen-thr-march-2014-photoshoot-kristen

felicity said...

@tracy.. yes it was kristen in december/january. i've never said that i was sure it was right behind pfw or june/july.. i just said it was last year and not in the last couple of weeks, because that would not fit. or they did it in nashville, but if we ask vernier, i am sure it was not like that outside in nashville as it is in the video.

Morning Coffee said...

Felicity

this photo shoot was not done in N.Y. from november to now, no way there wouldn't be a leaf to be found on any tree unless it was an evergreen...most in and around the city are maples, oaks, birch, chestnut..all lose their leaves by mid Nov. you have naked trees.

Tbell said...

Felicity
Ok I just thought you were thinking way last year. Sorry this just came out and we all are going woohoo on this. I know I am lol. Hey hope ur doing ok today and getting some rest. Take care sweetie.

We'll probably get more from HR or TS herself as more is released about this shoot. At least I hope so.

Morning Coffee said...

Your a smart cookie Mama...thanks for the comparison pic...late Dec., Jan or early Feb before nashville, most llikely LA...not New York...no leaves on trees there.

Morning Coffee said...

Are there leaves on trees in Dallas in Dec.?

felicity said...

@morning, that's what i meant. for me, it was done in LA and we know when k was not there. and we are pretty sure she did not go back to LA from nashville.

felicity said...

@morning, they had black ice in Dallas, when they had the chanel show. they told the attendees and guests to wear warm clothes. it was freezing!

Tbell said...

Hey guys
The online article said the photoshoot was done at the Paramour Mansion outside LA so I guess it could have been done feb 23 lol because im sure theres green everything year round lol.

felicity said...

@tracy.. either kristen was not as long in nashville as we thought (feb 23 was what i have heard) and went to LA after nashville, completely unseen, or it was not on feb 23rd. js. we thought that k flew directly to NYC after nashville, if i remember correctly. this change would mean, she flew to LA and arrived in NYC way later than we thought...

Morning Coffee said...

yeah pretty much same climate as here...most of our trees have leaves year round. Not sure about Feb 23 wasn't K still in Nashville then?

Though I guess with private jets anything possible.

Tbell said...

Felicity
I was joking about 23rd lol Just making a point that since it was LA it could have been any time. But since they mentioned bd2 outfit stuff which was nov 2012 as last year then yes this photo shoot was probably towards the end of dec after chanel dallas event because of the "full circle" mention. I think after hashing this out and getting confirmation about shoot location we're all working it out together lol.

Thanks mama nails for guiding us!

Tbell said...

Morning coffee
You're absolutely correct about private jets and anythings possible. Remember the only reason we knew she landed at sundance was because a costar, or someone with her, tweeted they landed. And we never even knew she traveled to dallas. She popped up her, there and everywhere and we never saw pics of how she got there lol. Had to be private. Plus she was in la a long time before nashville. It could have been then also.

Unknown said...

I think I agree with the idea that this photo shoot was done some time in late 2013, around the Dallas show. What I find interesting is that Kristen is always wearing a jacket, while Tara is wearing more fitted outfits.

When you look back over the years at some of the clothes K has worn for various photo shoots, more often than not, the outfits she wears are more tailored and fitted.

Thanks to MamaNails doing comparison shots on her blog, you can really tell that Kristen's body has changed from July to the time of this shoot.

Always great to see and hear from Kristen! Hope we get more as the Chanel promo approaches:)

Cheers,
Jan

ps. She's beautiful as always.

Happygirl said...

So K had a photoshooting with a baby on board :)

Morning Coffee said...

Girls you have to see the Alec Baldwin comparison on SRWN just goes to show the doubters in a major way how you can hide a baby in plain sight..this three shot side by side comparison is priceless.

a stargazzer said...

Watching the video I noticed that they started by saying last BD2 premiere. I think when they say they made good choices last year I think they mean last year of Twilight promos, not literally last year, YMMV.

Arleen
I'm sorry for your loss *hugs*

Tbell said...

Morning coffee
Lol I saw the post of hater pregnant alec first and I thought they were crazy until I got to the post about hiding alecs pregnancy lol. I felt like a idiot. But that was fucking hilarious and it made my day and im still giggling about it.

Morning Coffee said...

Tracy if they can camoflage that bump.... they can a tiny baby pending arrival soon...Just depends on the angle and if you're looking for it or not.

hope all the haters and trolls get a good look at it.

Morning Coffee said...

Pookiestriesand....

Pookster,,,,,,,,I am speechless, well not really, I do have lots of hot air...just listened to your absolutely gorgeous song...i have a question is that you singing?

Cause I have to tell you darlin if it is you are without a doubt a multi talented lady...you make me smile with absolute joy from my toes all the way to the top of my head.

I made my husband come listen..he wanted to know who it was and I said it's pookie mouse my friend.

You are beyond the shadow of a doubt a beautiful soul.

W said...

"You can fool everyone for some time, you can fool some all the time, but you can not fool everyone all the time."
Abraham Lincoln

andreana said...

Its betterto remain silent and thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt..Abraham Lincoln

Vernier said...

Pookster my little mouse friend... You are far from a mouse "YOU ROAR!!!" That was beautiful. It bought tears to my eyes. Was that you singing? Your voice is beautiful, the song is beautiful. If you didn't sing it you chose someone with a gorgeous voice to do justice to your poem. I love it!!!!!!

Vernier said...

Andreana so true. A magnificent quote!!!!

andreana said...

Yeah abraham was a slick dude!

Vernier said...

Good evening Havenettes!!!
Mama Nails and Tracy I am now home from that interfering job. lol lol
I love the pics. Can we all say Baby Bump, Baby Bump, Baby Bump Bump Bump Bump!!!!!
The trolls and Ninnies will be out in full force. Mama I have been scanning your blog all day. it is awesome!!!(singing awesome) lol lol
Morning Coffee miss chatting with you. Our little Pookie is one great talent!!!

W said...

"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."
Abraham Lincoln

W said...

"Don't forget that strangers are friends who don't know yet."
Abraham Lincoln

W said...

Agree...Abraham was a slick dude!

Unknown said...

Whenever that photoshoot was, there is no doubt about it, baby is onboard! LOL!!!

Hello Havenettes, I know that HKN is working as I write on a new posting. Can't wait to see what she's got to share with us!

Thanks to all of you that enjoyed my comparison pix today! It was fun putting them all together!

morning coffee (giggling) putting that alec baldwin comparison together was so fun. I have to thank one of my peeps for bring it to my attention. but totally, he's got one big baby belly going on. LOLLOLOL...

Morning Coffee said...

Mama Nails...It was really amazing however how it brought to light jst how much can be misleading when shown from different angles..if he could hide all of that behind a jacket, I have no doubt that Kristen has kept her little one well hidden from prying eyes of the paps.

You had one really nasty piece of work today with her gonna laugh hysterically when there is no baby...I hope she has her prozac handy.

Tempest said it best today in cloding her new post. Rob has had eyes for no one but Kristen since they first met. She is his one and only, they really need to finally come to grips with the truth of that simple fact.

BBL, like the rest of you I am waiting on HKN's next post.

Verni don't go to sleep before I get back...miss talking with you .

Morning Coffee said...

that should read closing not cloding

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