Let's Get This Cannes Party Started!
Maps going to Cannes! In competition!
Clouds of Sils Maria going to Cannes. In competition!
Camp X Ray screening at Cannes Film Market May 16 ? Looking for International distributor?
So that makes 4 count em 4 movies at Cannes for Rob and Kristen!
Yeah! So proud of our babies! All that hard work paying off.
So a lot of people keep saying don't get your hopes up for this happening again at Cannes 2.0.
Really? Why not?
They are still together and a sweet pea is on the way. So yes it is very possible. Unless sweet pea makes an entrance close to Cannes time
Nine Months. Hilarious movie!
Kristen supporting Rob.
Rob supporting Kristen.
Why is it so hard to believe they would go to each others screenings? They SUPPORT each other. Always.
Yes it could happen. So could this. AGAIN.
We got a pic of Bernie ! (Some people think this isn't Bernie. I have no clue. Maybe were being doggie played.) Panic ensued of course.
"Why isn't Rob taking care of Bernie while he is in LA!"
Uhm because this picture was from last weekend when Rob (and Kristen) was at Coachella.
This pic of Bear (Is it Bear? Some people aren't sure.) caused all kinds of havoc too of course. First off it is from over 3 weeks ago when Rob and Kristen were both out of town filming movies.
A big deal was made out of the person that posted the pic saying that this was their dog Bear.
"Kristen gave Bear away!"
"Rob gave Bear away!"
The dipshidiots can't keep their dog doo straight.
Oh wait he left HIS dogs behind when he moved back to England. So now he gave Bear away to one of Kristen's friends? Their dog doo keeps unraveling. First he broke up with her and took the dogs because he couldn't stand leaving the dogs with her. Then when we got the pics in October it was convenient for the dipshidiots to say they were discussing and sharing the dogs. (Much easier for the dipshidiots to face then what was really going on lol.) We also have the people that seem to think that Bernie is Kristen's and Bear is Rob's. No Bear and Bernie are THEIR dogs.
And NO neither Rob or Kristen is giving the dogs away.
We got a couple of fan pics of Rob at a Sam Smith concert on April 15th.
I have my own opinion of these pictures. I don't think they are Rob. A very good Not Rob. No problem from me if it is him. Just not feeling it.
Side by side comparison. Sorry still not feeling it. Somethings off and I can't put my finger on it.
Rob and Kristen were both ninja over the Easter holiday weekend. Kristen has been off since Friday. Where oh where could she be. LA perhaps? Or did Rob go to Nola to see her? (Funny how he still hasn't made his way to England like the dipshidiots claimed a couple of weeks ago. Guess he wasn't in a hurry after those interviews or was it a christening with his parents?)
Either way her going to him or him going to her some of this was going on.
And with luck some of this will going on at Cannes. AGAIN.
533 comments:
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trashdaze is hilarious and absolutey awesome! You guys get to take out all of your frustuation on the hateful trolls!,,, looks like fun!,
I'll be readin and laughin!,
I'm here for a few minutes before I take a quick walk. How is everyone?
Thank you JMF and Pookie (that comment about the trolls and MN was priceless!!). Edwardsouthernbella is my pen name, and I love to write fic. Thank you all for the compliments! Writing is one of my escapes. A protective, romantic Edward and a sassy, strong Bella is my my favorite mix. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish another one of my stories this week.
I'll be back later. XXOO
Pookie my darling...I can't send you anything on your blog or any of my other blogs...they are all blocking me asking for name and password when I put them in they say they are not valid I have fought with this everyday for a week now.
You can ask...Verni or MamaN or even racy they have my personal e-mail and I will let them know here and now it is alright to share it with you.
or YOu can go to Edward's southern bella on ff...our veryown Gigi and she has under favorite authors my name send her a pm and she can supply it for you.
I would love to read what you have written. I am not trying to avoid it.
Love you girly mouse..sorry about your little hen.
Vern
I just saw the twilight footprints and handprints picture on SRWNs. She said it was from Vee. I assumed it was from you. What a great year it has been for you. Seeing Kristen and now the prints. I know you are grinning from ear to ear. I know I am. Thanks for sharing.
Pookie
Cant even begin to describe how you made me feel. Super big hugs to you. You are the sweetest thang
http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xctli6_keith-urban-sweet-thing-digital-vid_music
Enjoy hope you like keith urban
Andreana
Thank you...we are having a ball...now I know why mama is so laid back and chill lol
DEAR VERN, I LOVE THE FOOTPRINTS! HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME! TRACEYBELL, KEITH IS BEAUTIFUL.
Hi, I´m a brazilian fan RK, I love and admire your blog.
Havenettes - just checking in, Happy Sunday Evening!!!!
TBell and V - I just finished reading Trashdaze - ROFLMAO - awesome job ladies!!!!!
Good Jane - sorry about the insomnia, hope you get some good sleep soon.
Annie - hope today was good as well :)
Mama - such a great idea for Trashdaze! I nearly peed my pants reading it tonite - LOL.... what a great solution. Gives you a break from all the asshats. Glad to hear you didn't have bad weather.
sue mo - could be a case of vertigo. Did you hit your head in your car accident? Don't drive by yourself while you're feeling this way. Love you.
MC - baby Bella is curled up next to me while I'm writing. She still taking her medicine. I would give anything for her to eat like a goat! She is a very picky eater. I wish it was contagious - I'll eat anything. Glad your sweet boy is better!
TBell - hope you got that Starbucks girlfriend
RKFaith - how are you bud?
Gigi - I am so impressed. I wish I could write stories.
Pookiebelle - so sorry about your chicken. Great luck with overcoming the mini-block. Goshalmighty - you are talented!
felicity - I'm so happy to read your posts... Thank you for all the info.
Havenettes - RL makes research impossible. Can't sing, write, compose, or play an instrument - but I can be a cheerleader and pass on love and good thoughts and wishes when you're having a shitey day. I wish I had time to read everything you all write!
Oh yeah - and give frizzy hair recipes, right Cryssielee :)? BTW - my hair is red, wavy, and nearly shoulder length. It gets really frizzy, so I get it straightened every 5 months and use a flatiron. Sedu makes a great one.
If Kris makes it to the Met Gala, I'd love to see her in a strapless empire waist dress. Love her in red or a deep violet color with her hair in a loose chignon. I wish Tara would post the dress candidates!
Vern - please make sure to make time for vacay!
Love to all you Havenettes and sweet dreams, especially you Good Jane :D
okay tracybell my love i posted a new song just for you cause you showed me you love that country music posting Keith Urban's "Sweet Thing" (thank you for that tracyprettybelle!! loved that!!), you might not know i was teethed on country coming from Memphis so i hoped you'd like this i put it on on my tumblr just for you
i have the makings of a country album i was thinking of putting it together...
Vernie how is you?? i miss you beautiful gurrl
Where is you??
JMF (right? at least i think it was jmf-- there's a lot of posts going up here on the old Haven!) thank you so much for reminding us of the work of twilighter57 and Justice for kristen-- long may he wave -- i too can't wait for the next enstallment
sue morris, and nola-- you guys rest until you feel better!! orders from nursepookiemouse
shout out to Debbie Brechbiel, andreana, Gigi, Vallie, felicity and teresa holmes everybody-- i try to say hi to everyone, maybe this one or that one in different posts-- but i just want to say that i think of you all and love all your posts-- i apologize when i leave someone out-- i don't mean too, it's just that there are so many posts, and my brain is quite small--
MC don't worry about that password thing i'm just sorry i been bugging you
thank you nolagirl yes Debbie was a fine little chicken person and i did love her. this world is such a mystery to me-- we all come and we all go-- we best be trying to learn something while we're here and i'm doing my level best to learn to love, forgive, enjoy and let go!!
all right-- our girl is hard at work in N.O. (per fan pics on RD) with another 30 days of shooting AU to go... oh dear lord if only i could get on down to New Orleans, i mean wow, just wow i'd be the happiest person in the world
the fan that took the pic said she was crying to be so near her queen, i know just how she feels-- oh that wonderful Kristen!! she's working so hard--it sounded like a taxing scene with K screaming her lines and explosions and such--
(from RD) [nimanourizadeh
7 hours ago · Raceland
End of a mental week smashing and tearing up our set. Day 10 Tomorrow. AmericanUltra #FromTheSet #JesseEisenberg #KristenStewart #WaltonGoggins @moganderton]
i know R is close and comforts her after work is done
well this post was much too big sorry -- all my love to the haven and it's wonderful peeps-- lordie how i love you all
--pookiestonekristenfan
@Vernier and Traceybell absolutely love your Trashdaze blog fantastic im now a follower thankyou,Havenettes,Hkn,Mama Nails,hope you all had a great weekend and Vernier hope your having a great time on your Road Trip, Hugs to you all ,Rob and Kristen as well take care have a great day.
Hey pookie. Thanx for the shoutout. Love your creative work. I enjoyed the fan account too. Ive been noticing since shooting began they beeen filming all k scenes first. Jesse is the lead but the pap pics and fan pics and accounts have been k scenes. I don't think k is going to be there for whole shoot. It seems to me that they are getting her scenes done first because of her pg.
Gigi - I'm deep into sc&cs.. wow, girl! Why had I not know about your writing before!? Sending lots of love and don't stop writing
NOLAgirl - I'm good and thanks for asking! Busy with my little kids and work and life.. counting down the days to cannes..
How's spring in NOLA?? We're at its end and its getting too hot.. It'll stay like this until at least October.. sigh.
I don't have time to got to Mama Nails' map of the Havenettes' homes - anyone here in the tornado area in the US?
Please take care of yourselves, family and pets!
Every once in a while I google R and K to see what the headlines are and this past week is all "Kristen is with Alicia".. why suddenly now? who decides these waves of gossip that just suddenly appear on tons of sites spread???
Rob's headlines are actually movie related a little Katy Perry..
anyone know how this stuff happens?
good morning Havenettes...woke to the news of the tornados and prayed that all my friends and their families are safe from harm.
Tracy and Sue.....hope those twisters were no where near either of you..stay safe.
Tracy a favor please...could you send my pookie mouse my e-mail address? I am still blocked out of blogs and haven't been able to fix it..I can read but not comment.
Nolagirl...Unlike little miss Bella...my big guy would eat anything that is left unattended for more than 60 seconds...he's incorrigable. Hope she feels better real soon.
RK Faith: The answer is quite simple and disturbing at the same time.. There is a particular group of foul natured intense haters of Kristen, that constantly feed lies to the gossip rags about Kristen.
The rags being the lazy slugs they are and knowing they will make money off the lies really don't care what they print or about who.
They were always hateful...but recently they have become obnoxiously worse by far. I think they are truly frightened that all their lies and all their dreams are going up in flames before their eyes.
Pookie you absolutely never bother me..you should know by now I love you my little squeak.
Tina.. Teresa..Jane...Annie..How you all doing today?
Verni: miss you lady but hope you are having a good time. You are so right Rob got big feet. ;)
Gigi I am going to start one of your stories today. Expect to hear from me.
have a good day all. back later.
Hey mc im fine. How are u? Hope u have a good day.
Rob feet are big but look k hands feet they are childlike.lol.
Rk faith ignore the garbage. K and alicia are friends. If k was gay she would be gay. She wouldn't be scewing rob for the last 6 yrs.
Hey Teresa I'm doing good...trying to get my budget in order so I can get my dental work done soon. But all else is good.
My husband celebrates his birhtday tomorrow he turns 75..bless him.
I am so tired of all the hates in this fandom...they seem to be getting worse all the time...but I smile in satisfaction knowing that the reason is their world is getting ready to fall down around their ears once and for all.
it never dawns on their pea sized brains that HKN has absolutely no reason to lie about this and that we all have eyes in our heads.
SMH it's ridiculous.
you have a good day sweetie talk again later.
Hello everyone! What's going on? Thank you so much, RK Faith! SC&CS is based on my ultimate fantasy, and Bella has my personality. She reacts to situations the same way I would. There is a sequel and a one shot to the fic, too. I'm trying to finish the sequel if rl will allow. Thank you, MC. I can't wait to see what you think about them.
NOLA Girl, you are a sweetheart! Writing fanfiction is one of the ways I manage my anxiety disorder. It'a also fun to put myself into Bella's shoes.
Thin gs are quiet today, which might be a good thing.
I have to take my daughter to the pediatrician this afternoon.
She's having problems with her vision and bad headaches. Hopefully, we can get to the root of her problem. I think she needs glasses. Be back later. XXOO
Gigi hope your daughter feels better soon. I'll finish everything and write you but right now I'm enjoying myself! I've never been to the Southern US and you give me cravings for sweet tea and BBQ (and I'm a vegeterian lol)!
Teresa and MC - I know they aren't together of course (I actually know quite a lot about Alicia but won't get into it now) I just never get the waves of rubbish that suddenly appear out of the blue on the net.. if MC is right, and I believe she is, then these nonstens should be sued for the damage they cause and the tabs burnt at the stake.. it always seems the "editors" of these sites are joint at the hip.. god knows the paps cropped Alicia's and K's pics together to pump these stories..
anyone here read Veulentsavoir from justiceforkristen? I love the way she sees things re tabs and gossip rags
Very sad to hear about the casualties from the tornado, people take care!
RkFaith...I love JFK...it's truly an eye opening place...if you want your eyes open that is..so many don't.
A bunch of the gossip mags are all owned by one parent company I forget who...but they play all the angles to see what story makes the most money. I personally can't wait for Karma to catch up with all of them.
Tracy and Suemorris please let us hear from you ladies soon and that you were no where near that devasting storm. Stay safe.
I second Morning Coffee's comments about the OK ladies checking in! Not sure if there are any Havenettes in AR but they got it even worse. Hope you all are safe & well!!
@Morning Coffee know how you feel Dental work is so dear im with you on that one also wishing your husband a Happy Birthday tomorrow hope you have a lovely day, im not to bad had a few headaches and dizzy spells still no results though which i hope is good news thankyou,@Gigi hope you daughter gets better soon hugs your way,love to you all.
HI THERE! I am doing fine and dandy, no damages here! I am going to my family doctor for check-up regarding the accident. I am trying to pass out and I think that's tacky. My doggie, Sugar is a few steps behind Mom keeping watch over me and constantly licking my fingers or toes. She is a sweetie. Tina, take care of yourself, thinking of you. Gigi and M.C., take care too, remember Mamas and wives are not allowed to get sick. We have to keep the family perking along smoothly. I have to stay well to care for my daughter and puppy. Hope that your husband has a great birthday, Morning Coffee. Time to get ready, hope everyone has a good afternoon! Susie.
Susiem: glad to hear you were not int eh line of the tornado, it was an awful thing..so much heartache for the folks it hit.
Hope you get good news from the dr.
Tina: Wish I had a clue about what is wrong with you, but sadly I don't I keep holding on to the fact that had it been anything really bad they would have ushered you back there immediately...You know the age old adage bad news travels fast. You take care you and Sue are both in my prayers.
Tracybell: we are still waiting on a heads up from you sweetie let us know you were out of harms way.
Love you
Mc
So sorry been on Most of day and shopped all day yesterday for house crap lol. We got high winds and 15 drops of rain out of all that mess. At this point I'd deal with severe weather for some rain lol. Thank you for asking :)
Hi everyone. I just stopped by to say hello and to thank Pookie for remembering me. I know how hard that is because I don't write often. I just wanted to say how much I admire all of you. You have so many talents! I love and respect you all so much.. I have had some more miserable days with headaches and joint pain. They still don't know what is wrong with me, but it might be fibromyalgia. Tina I am sorry you are suffering with your headaches. I know how awful migraines are. Please stay well everyone. Love, Debbie b
Tracy: Thank goodness I'm worse than a mother hen when it comes to friends and family... I wish you could get some rain also but no severe weather thank you just the same.
Debbie B: so sorry you are not feeling well..hope they are able to give you a quick diagnosis and treat you accordingly so you can have some relief. Take Care
Glad to hear that sue and tracyb are ok... the storms are headed towards my way then towards mama nails... keeping my fingers crossed for NO tornadoes!,,
Jane that is such a puzzle... I personally only responded once to Arleen and I said I thought she was the world's nicest person... lately I noticed her post were getting a little strange... Like ..goodnite I am going to bed...then good morning I will check back later keep me I posted...she did not seem to ever be talking to anyone...when I read all of her posts resigning from this site I thought it was odd....I thoughtshe considered me a ad poster... I don' t get it at all
Hello everyone. We just got home for a short time ago. My daughter needs to have an eye exam and glasses, but that doesn't surprise me. I've worn glasses since I was six. If her headaches continue, though, she has to have blood work done.
Thank you so much, Tina and Sue.
Debbie, I hope you start feeling better soon.
RK Faith, a number of people have told me that they want sweet tea after reading SC&CS.
Glad you all are safe Tracy. I prayed for the people in the area this morning.
MC, I hope your husband has a wonderful birthday! My youngest son has a birthday on the 30th.
Love you all.
Andreana there is two Jane who post on this board and unfortunately I think you responded to bad Jane!
I think we should let the Arleen case go. Arleen and HKn themselves had talk things out on twitter. They're in good terms now, this Jane just want to create drama...
Rob is NOT doind mission blacklist.. news just came out..
hope everyone is safe in the tornado areas. take care everyone.
andreana, MamaN stay safe if bad weather headed your way...andreana Jane with the dog in the dish AVi is not our Jane she is a troll with no where else to go but here..
Gigi...glasses should correct the headaches for your daughter, that's what we will believe for. Happy Birthday to your son.
Anna belle you are so right a real drama queen. One we love to ignore.
Just read on The Wrap that Rob has pulled put of Mission Blacklist because of scheduling conflict. You can take that with a grain of salt.
@felicity thank you for letting us know.
But what. Oh no! I was so looking forward to this! No, no, no I'm such a sucker for those kind of movies... Do you what happened ?
I can't believe it! No, they can't do this to me!
Sorry Felicity, I didn't read your post about Mission Blacklist before I posted mine.
@anabelle.. that's the reason they added:
With two films premiering at Cannes, Pattinson is coming off a very active period. He just wrapped Anton Corbijn's “Life” with Dane DeHaan and did not have sufficient time to prepare for his demanding role in “Mission: Blacklist,” an individual familiar with the situation told TheWrap.
@jane.. no probem. take care
I'm wondering if there is another reason. Wink,Wink
Evening all.
What a Monday i've had.
Hi Felicity: When was MB due to begin filming?
Bad Jane ( not our Jane:))
You will have to look elsewhere to try and cause drama. That ship has sailed. Arlene and I talked things out on Twitter dm and are on good terms.
@felicity oh alright then. Thank you.
I don't know how legit the wrap is, but I don't know how another actor would be more prepared. I mean, if it is true then they would have had another actor under the arm all along. Rob had had interviews and meetings with the man he will play.
In the mean time this movie was a long time coming, I hope they can work the movie's schedule around Rob's, he is the leading character I can't imagine they would just cast someone else because of this. We already waited for it. We can wait a bit longer...
I don't want it to be true because I really believe that if this movie is what I think it is it could be a major move for Rob like Oscar worthy!
Damn!, I was trying so hard not to read or respond to the bad posters!...
Thanks MC. .... I hope the weather will be ok but the forecast are not looking good for us in North Carolina for tomorrow . My hubby will be out of town so I will be home alone... yikes!
I was looking foward to Rob in Mission Blacklist......bummer!
Sorry to hear Rob is not doing Mission Blacklist. If they aren't going to be ready to film until fall this is what may have caused the scheduling conflict. Isn't Hold On To Me supposed to film in fall? And he has Lost City of Z and Childhood Of A Leader coming up. This movie has changed directors and writers and has been pushed back several times. Maybe Benedict Cumberpatch was right and with Cannes taking up May and Lost City of Z filming in June ( according to Benedict in interview) he just wasn't going to have the time. Or could be because of an up blessed event. Tee hee:):):)
Sorry IF he doesn't do Mission Blacklist. Hasn't been confirmed by his reps yet that he is pulling out.
@annie.. production weekly had the start date april 28th, 2014... and several other dates before, as you know. so, that they announce rob's exit today is not a surprise.
@hkn, cannes, 'childhood of a leader' and 'lost city of z' in the summer.. looking forward to those movies.. but sorry.. but, i don't care one single bit about 'hold on to me'..
just like there is 'the big shoe', 'equals' and still 'swath2' (now in 2016, hopefully never, ever [my personal opinion. for me the story of snow white is told]) that i don't care at all about.
storylines that have no interest for me.. none.
Too close to sweetpea's arrival time perhaps?
Felicity
Don't know a lot about Hold On To Me except that Cary Mulligan is involved. If Mission was to film in end of April and Lost City of Z in June maybe they were going to run to close together and he had to choose which one to stay with.
Morning Coffee
I like your thinking lol.:p
felicity: I'm with you on Snow white...I don't care if it ever gets made. I am looking forward to equals and whatever else she decides upon in the meantime. Thanks for tkaing the time to give us updates.
Is your MIL doing any better?
Take care.
Felicity
I would prefer her not to do Swath 2 too. Just not enough left to tell. Plus they will keep bringing up you know what the entire time she films it.
HKN: I think they are doing everything with that timeline in mind...I think they are getting Kristens filming done first on AU for same reason.
andreana...just remember room with no windows if you don't have one walk in closet will do.
@hkn and MC... this is the summary of HOTM
“HOLD ON TO ME is an electrifying thriller based on the extraordinary true story of a femme fatale who kidnaps and ransoms the town’s richest man. Mulligan plays Nancy, a small town girl who callously leaves her boyfriend Jimmy (Pattinson) behind to chase a modelling career in New York City, breaking his heart in the process. To Nancy’s surprise, New York isn’t impressed by her and at 26, she’s back home waiting tables at the local diner. When she gets word that Jimmy has become a wealthy and successful criminal in Chicago, she tracks him down with a view to winning his affections, only to find crushing rejection. Fuelled by jealousy and an unquenchable thirst for fortune, Nancy finds Danny, a naïve pawn she can seduce and manipulate to her own ends and together they embark on a life of crime. Success comes fast, and leaves faster but nothing and no one will stand in the way of Nancy’s naked, dangerous and deadly ambition.”
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@MC.. my MIL is still the same, no changes at all.. but i did not expect a huge change, honestly. i am more worried about my friend..it is hard
oh, i forgot.. there is a 'steamy sex scene in the water' in HOTM, between 'jimmy' and 'nancy'.. that was mentioned too in another article
I'm totally with you guys I don't care if Snow White ever gets made ... too may bad associations with that movie....
I read somewhere that hotm was put on hold permantly. Im trying to remember where I read it.
Felicity: Thanks. :)
I'll just say.......The plot thickens. :):):)
Morning coffee I will be running down to the basement if the sirens blast..never been through a tornado... two hurricanes ... but no funnel clouds .....yet..LOL...!
felicity: sorry honey I hadn't heard about your friend. You have really had it coming at left and right, Please take care of yourself through all of this stress as best you can..Keeping you in my prawers as well as your MIL and your friend.
I would love it if hold on to me was made with Rob and Kristen in the parts....yep. that would be great!
andreana: Yes that is a better option..didn't realize you had one.
Annie did you have a rough day today? make yourself a drink and kick off your shoes and relax for a few minutes.
I needed a laugh today.......For anyone who needs one too. :)
MARRIAGE:
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last."
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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?".
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?'"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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Men are not equipped for these kind of contest. :):):):)
Morning Coffee:
Hugs .....Shoes are already off and I'm having some iced tea. :):)
Annie
Thanks for the laughs.
Jane: You're welcome. Made me laugh too. :):)
take this as confirmation, that rob is out!
Dylan Kussman @DylanKussman 2m
Imagine I'll be losing a whole mess of followers after this story. Thanks #RP fans -- you're an incredible fan base.
Annie; men just don't get it do they? That was a good laugh thanks for the treat.
Morning Coffee: Haha, no they don't but we love them anyway. :):)
Brushing today off........Looking forward to a better tomorrow. Mondays are always tough.
Lovely Havenettes - here's to the end of yet another Monday! Why are they always crazy?
I am with so many of you - I hope there is NO sequel to SWATH.
TBell and sue mo - glad you got zero weather action?
Mama and andreana - bad weather where you are?
Nursepookiemouse - I am following your orders. Such a true observation about love and loss. Sounds like you are super busy right now - working on an album, writing a book! You are incredible!!!
Gigi - our Spring is getting ready to turn into a Summer too. That's why this past weekend we busted our buns getting our patio flower pots done. This coming weekend, it's the front flower beds. By the end of May, it'll be too darned hot. I hope your daughter's headaches are cured by the glasses. I admire the way you have handled your anxiety - you took lemons and made lemonade :D
RKFaith - I have read Veulentsavoir and Twilighter57 on JFK. They are very interesting indeed. I read somewhere that Twilighter is actually an attorney. The attention to derail is mind-boggling!
MC - don't laugh, but hubby and I applaud and cheer when Bella eats everything on her plate:) - we sweat it when she gets sick b/c she is so small. You and I could talk dental expenses right now. I am getting a 2nd implant right now and broke the crown on the first implant last week biting down on an olive pit which was not supposed to be there. AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! Happy Birthday to your hubby!
Tina and Debbie - take care of yourselves!
Annie - thanks for the funnies. Those were great!
felicity - thank you, as always, for the valuable info. I know things have not been easy. You know we love you.
Just me, I'm kinda glad things worked out the way the did for Mission Blacklist. Rob and Kristen's schedules need an air traffic controller!
Just thinking out loud: I bet Dakota Fanning, Emma Stone, and possibly Sienna Miller were invited to the Met Gala which means their significant others were, which means some of Rob's friends may be there. It will be interesting to see who all shows for sure!!
And then there's Cannes... and a sweet little baby :) ... and all these films coming out... HOLY COW...
The silence from Rob and especially Kristen's buds is deafening. There is nothing, so the haters have to make up something. Silence can be very telling...
Love and hugs to all the Havenettes... sweet dreams! Especially you good Jane!
BTW - re: Twilighter57 pays great attention to detail, not derail - sorry 'bout that
AND TBell and sue mo - I am sure you are glad you got zero weather action. It was not a question. Time for me to get some sleep.
Morning to everyone hope you are all well, i had my CTscan results back and everything is normal so i feel alot better knowing that but got to go for more test as still getting really bad headaches anddizzy spells the doctors thinks it could be something to do with my migraines and i had 3 TIAs 4 years ago so thats why they doing more tests , i agree with many of you also on SWATH2,Things are quiet with Rob/Kristen at the moment which is could wonder what could be happening maybe Baby time , well got to shoot but you all have a great day hugs to you all take care
Morning.
Coffee in hand and i'm off.
Very overcast here with heavy rain predicted for the next few days........No complaining though, especially when you see what's happened in parts of the south and midwest of the US with the weather.
Take care everybody.
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Leaving you with.....The plot thickens! :):):)
Love it! :)......Just watched the BTS video of Kristen for Chanel.
TONY Award nominations in a few minutes.......
Morning everyone. I've been praying for the people that were hit with bad weather last night. The pictures have made me cry.
NOLA Girl, I went to New Orleans when I was in college and I fell in love with the city. It's very unique. It'll be warm here today with some thunderstorms later on.
Just saw the pictures of Kris from Chanel. She looks amazing! Love the makeup and the rodeo look. She rocks it, but that isn't a big surprise. From the way that they talked about MBL, does it really shock anyone that he dropped out? We heard about it for years, but there was never a definite start date for filming. While I know he would have been great in it, Rob has many other projects coming up. And I'm sure Kris and the baby are another reason he needed time off. Going to buy some birthday gifts for my son. Take care y'all.
Laugh with me.......:):):)
This happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
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A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?" she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal."We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
hey my darlings
just sending out my constant prayers in the directions of all those in the storms' paths
i love you all
always always observe and figure out where you can quickly shelter yourselves if an emergency arises wherever you may be as you move through your day
put a little emergency kit in your car, have a flashlight in your purse
god bless and keep you
--stormwatchpookie
I just saw BTS video and read interview. Loved it. So many critize Kristen about her doing bad interviews. I think her interviews show you she sounds older and wiser than her years. She loves and believes in everything she does. Her passion for moves and art is so obvious. I love that girl. Can't wait for all her movies to come out.
Hey my lovelies...Just got back from breakfast out with my b'day boy, we had fun reminiscing and laughing. There are times when we are both amzed at just how rapidly time slips away...When you are young 40 seems ancient and a million miles down the road....then you look back and wish for forty once again...it's bittersweet.
I hope everyone is doing well today and staying out of harms way if bad weather approaches...we got hit with severe thunderstorm last night and hail..expect more of the same today as the weahter is in mid 90's and feels like 99% humidity.
I will be back later to catch up with each of you...Tina so happy to hear your scans were negative.
Later...MC
@tina.. so happy that the CT came back clear.. hope that the doc will find what is wrong with you. keeping my fingers crossed.
hope everyone in the storm zones is safe.. praying for all of you there
MC......Your husband's birthday?....Happy birthday sir.
Happy for everyone's good news.
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Aside from being very overcast here, it's also very chilly with a biting wind.
Good morning. Mc , felicity , jane wishing u all a safe happy and positive day.
Tina I am so happy u ct was all well. Have a pleasant day.
Wish hkn would comment here more. I dont have twitter and miss her words.
Have a good day havenettes.
I shouldn't had seen that Channel video. Now I want shoes and a poncho I could never afford :p
How about Kris playing a movie version of Calamity Jane?
Maybe a remake of Bad Girls?
Any other western suggestion?
Tina, I forgot to tell you that I'm glad your scans came back with positive news. It's always great to read something positive. Hope everyone is having a great day!
Tina
Great news about your scan.
Sue Morris
Glad you're back. Pets are amazing.
MC and other Havenettes
Have a great day.
I just finished watching kristen in her channel video....I LOVE that girl.... There is no way Rob could ever want anyone else but her...katy perry?.... pfffft... She pales next to Kristen... She is thegirl down the street beautiful without makeup and stunning with it on...the big design houses love her....here I go all proud mom again.....jules stewart produced a beauty.... Rob is a lucky man!
Oh the storms are hitting in atlanta now....here around 4ish....have a survival plan.... everybody stay safe! Lol
a stargazzer:
How about Gunsmoke.......Miss Kitty perhaps.
I just saw the people article on K and Chanel.. I don't get why they didn't use the gorgeous pics from the ad, I love her look there and corn rows but she;s always beautiful.
I really love this look on her and collaboration with Lagerfeld brought out great pictures.
Take care to all the ones in the storm area!
To all my lovely sisters...
Annie yes it's my hub's day today he has turned 75...God bless him. Sorry about your chilly temps. But being born and raised there I know how changeable things are weather wise.
Hope you are having a better day today..if you get any more funnies pass them on.
Nolagirl...I would be rejooicing if she ate all her food too, man she's a tiny one...Bet one of Bobo's paws weigh more than she does.
andreana: Hey lady...you stay safe...good to see you today.
Teresa: same wishes back at you sweetie..
Gigi: Started your Twilighting story yesterday, really liking it.
astargazzer: laughing at you but I am sure a few of the lesser pricey fashion houses will make sure they have their versions of both so may you can get a deal afterall.
Tracy, Vee, SueM, Felicity, Pookie, Jane...Thinking of you all too and wishing for each good things.
HKN..MamaN ...you are both awesome ladies..I am proud to be associated with both of you.
Evening.
It is now 47 degrees here with light rain and drizzle.
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MC: If I may ask, where in NY are you from?
Yes, today is much better. :) Thank you.
I sum the week up like this:
Manic Mondays
Terrific Tuesdays
Wonderful Wednesdays
Thankful Thursdays
Fabulous Fridays!
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GOD AND THE POST OFFICE.
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched.
He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely, Edna.
:):):)
Thank you, MC! Twilighting was an experiment to see if I could write with a touch of humor. Yet it was so difficult. I normally prefer to write romance/suspense.
Loving all of the pictures from Chanel. My daughter does, too.
Verni and Tracy, I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow on Trashdaze. I cackle when I read the responses.
New chemical element has recently been discovered.
Here for the first time is a description of it's properties.
Element Name: Woman.
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: Do Not Even Go There!
Physical Properties: Generally rounded in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.
Melts when treated properly.
Very bitter if not handled with great care.
Annie, i don't know where you found your stories but they're hilarious! I just love your last one, it put a big smile on my face everytime I read them.
Well I see that they are/ was unwanted ones, just ignore them and read annie's stories, it would make you feel better!
Anabelle: :):) Glad you enjoy them. As many times as I've read them I still laugh out loud.
Friends send them to me.
Annie: Born in Brooklyn...grew up on Dekalb Ave. between Knickerbocker and Irving, otherwise known as Ridgewood. Moved to the Island at 12 Farmingdale/Huntington.
Love your description of the weekdays, and thanks once more for the laughs.
Gigi: You did well with it, even though it isn't comfortable for you, never hurts to try different things. Kristen looked beautiful as alwaysand I think Karl dressed her very strategically.
MC: Brooklyn! :):)
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Here's one more:
On their honeymoon night, a bride slipped into a sheer nightie and....with great anticipation and sexy thoughts she crawled seductively into bed.
To her dismay she saw that her new. husband had settled down on the couch reading a book and looking quite disinterested.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied....."It's Lent."
In disbelief and tears, she sobbed.... "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"
"Who did you lend it to......and for how long?"
Be back later.
Mc u said it sooo right! Karl definitely dressed her stragecially.
My fave outfit is the blue silk halter shirt. With the crystal vest and black pants. Notice this outfit has so much going on. The color and design s are eye catching that it distracts your eyes from her midsection. But ignore the outfit and focus on her tummy and u can see the swollen tummy.
I WAS VERY PLEASED WITH KRISTEN'S DESCRIPTION OF HER CHANEL EXPERIENCE AND HER RESPECT FOR KARL. The clothes very creative and womanly yet really wild west. And you can see why Kristen respects and likes Karl, he is in the middle of it all creating every step of the way, he is working it. Karl has a hit on his hands. I wish, I really wish we knew hos Kristen was doing. I do understand why everybody is quiet, I guess I just would like to know everything is fine. The doc wants to put me in hospital for tests but I am not doing it. Just too expensive at this time. I am getting a lot of rest and should have my car back soon so looking forward to that. The weather is now in 50's and 40's, very chilly this week. Annie, your stories are fun, very neat. Glad so many posters are back. Miss Vern. Lizzie D are you out there? Tracey and Vern have a new post. Check it out.
Teresa you can hide an abundance of things with the right clothing and camera angles...I recall many instance over the last two years where things were made to look like something they actually weren't.
Our girl is gorgeous in every way imaginable...I feel as proud of her as if she were one of my own.
You having a good day today?
Sue M: Kristen always very respectful of people who take joy and pleasure in their chosen profession..she is a great admirer of those who strive to do their very best, she has an uncanny ability to see beneath the veneer's that people wear. You really do need to be taking things slower..can the tests be arranged as an out patient? If you are still having dizzy spells when you get your car back, please don't attempt to drive.
Be back later unless I lose power, it's storming pretty darn good at the moment. Cryssielee looks like it's heading up towards you.
Hope you all are having a great night. I have to get to bed early since I have an early appointment with my doctor. She has to do blood work and it's time for my yearly. Love you all.
intothesun, let's you and me chat, we can drown out the nastiness. always good for people to remember that it doesn't BEGIN here, it is BROUGHT here. This is a lovely group of people who could not be better fans of Rob and Kristen. Let's put the past where it belongs, both of these actors have wonderful things, MANY wonderful things, individually and together, on their horizon.
onagee you are so right, a lovely bunch of people who care about each others health and families and safety, so many positive and wonderful exchanges I have read, only negatives from sad hags and crazy nancies!
Onagee and Sunny Please do not feed the trolls you give them exactly what they want and keep them coming back...Thank you ladies we all know how difficult it is but they are totally and completely not relevant, to anyone..if you can't ignore walk away and breathe deep.
Intothesun, it's a glorious time for both actors...Kristen's new pics and the video of the Chanel shoot today show how unique and charismatic she is. Such a strong woman. The past is irrelevant, they both look so happy in the very rare moments they're seen when not working these days. I'm looking forward to Cannes, though my guess is only Rob will attend.
You're right, Morning Coffee...of the Evening! I deleted, my apologies.
Speaking of Sunny haven't seen you in a few days how have you been? You also onagee you doing well...I hope.. Wasn't Kristen beautiful in the Chanel layout...she is simply the real deal in every way imaginable...You can see why Rob is so in love with her.
She is beautiful inside and out..immensely talented, kind, faithful, loyal, loving of all her friends and family and adores Rob.
She is unique in every aspect..
It drives the hater's crazy that they haven't ever been able to take her down. She really is a strong woman with a heart of solid gold.
Hi MC! I am fine just busy RL I hope you are keeping well, yes I got mad and responded but i only address it once and then let them scurry away. Onagee life is beautiful for our kids is it not, K is so unique, i adore her spirit and sensuality that is so organic and natural to her. Rob is an uncommon he sees the gem, he knows what he has and who she is, so nothing else matters..
Morning Coffee, I absolutely love the Chanel shoot. It looks back in time while putting a very modern woman in command. I love the colors, textures, the toothpick and the boater hat, the cool shoes and homespun high fashion tights, big rings, and all those stars on her dress. I'm not at all interested in fashion, but this really captivated me. This is NOT a woman to underestimate. And neither is that guy of hers...onward to Cannes!
So much for us all to look forward to..It should be a very busy year for our couple.
onagee you are so right...no one should ever underestimate Kristen or Rob.
Sunny she is the perfect face of this Chanel line because it suits her just like you said organic and natural. Just like the woman they adorn.
Hope RL will allow you to pop in more often and all goes well for you and yours.
My girls - how did everyone fare with the weather today?
Ya'll if you have not checked out the Emma Stone vs. Jimmy Fallon lip sync off on SRWN - go watch it!!!!!!
Dane Dehaan is on Jimmy Fallon tonite - he is in the new Spider Man movie as Harry Osborne/Green Goblin. Wonder if he got invited to the Met Gala?
Gigi - thank you for the NOLA kudos. I have been to Charleston once on bizness and loved it. It reminded me so much of home - but cleaner :)
Tina - glad the initial tests came back okay. Don't stop there, you need to find out what's going on honey. Take care!
How about Kris and the Chanel shoot - fabulous!!! Hell, let her do a remake of True Grit or High Noon!!!
Annie - very funny jokes!
All Havenettes - sweet dreams, be safe, and take care. Love you and have a Wonderful Wednesday....
Morning everyone hope all is well im sending ((big big hugs)) to all the familes who have been hit by the terrible weather lately,i cant do names incase i forget someone so THANKYOU EVERYONE for the goods thoughts about my ct results i really appreciate them,Morning Coffee glad you had a lovely day yesterday for your husbands birthday, Hkn any news miss your posts, love Kristens Chanel video,Annie loved your post about the Airport yesterday,Mama Nails how you doing loving your blog,hope you all have a great day love and hugs to you all take care.
Morning!
NOLA Girl and Tina Witherspoon......You're welcome. ;)
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Really loving Kristen for Chanel. :):):):)
Rob and Kristen with four films at Cannes! Love! Love! Looooove! ;):):)
All the joy in the month of May. :)
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Heavy and steady rain all day today with a brisk wind and chilly.,,,,Wish i could stay home and crawl under the covers....No chance of that happening.
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Gigi Cullen: I look forward to reading Twilighted and your other stories.
Tracybell and Vernier: Trashdaze.;):):):)
Vernier; Are you still in LA? I hope you're having a great time.
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Another one: :):)
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Holy Prostitutes.
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son? '
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
Bob Hoskins who played Muir (one of the dwarves in SWATH) has died. i think that was his last role before he retired from acting.
Rest in peace.
Annie: Bless you my child...For you have started off my day with a belly laugh...Go in peace.
We are due for more rain this entire week..Had two very scary storms roll in last evening back to back...scary lightening and winds. Fl Panhandle flooded.
For all of mankind's technological advances they still can't control mother nature when she unleashes her fury in such devastating ways.
For each of you wherever you are..stay safe, have a wonderful day and you know that we are here for each other.
One of my favourite Bob Hoskins movies is.......Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
MC: Hahaha......I shall, i shall. :):):):)
Stay safe everyone.
anyone searching for laughs, see this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU8T4hR-6U
I love what they did with Jacob..
Hello you all. Today is my youngest son's birthday - he is five. My doctor's appointment went well. I'll have the results of my lab work in a few days.
How is your trip, Verni?
I saw where there were bad storms around Pensacola, MC. I hope y'all are safe. We're supposed to get some storms later today or tomorrow. So far it's just very cloudy.
NOLA Girl, I adore Charleston, too. That city is the setting for one of my fics, and it's also part of another one.
There's a new international trailer for MTTS, different then the one released before -
http://t.co/lWycsctSQg
new footage of our gorgeous Jerome..
Good evening, MC! Sorry, just got a moment to log on. My MIL is in town so my house has been crazy. It stormed pretty bad here briefly around 545-6p last night. The sky was so dark, it was crazy looking. My husband is on standby for deployment to the panhandle if they need help. Looks like we are in for more over the next 3 days. Crazy weather, peeps...all over the place. Stay safe!
And... Completely adore the Chanel pics of K. So stunning!
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