Spot The Differences

Let's have some fun and play a game of spot the differences!

Flat tummy.

 Not so flat tummy.

The shirt tied up.

The shirt covering the starting to tell a story baby bump.

If you can't see the difference then you are blind or in denial. 

Baby Pattinson trying to make his/her presence be known. 

Let's try this one more time for those who need to be hit over the head with a club to see. 

Before she was Pattinsonated.

After she was Pattinsonated.

This is supposedly an autograph from a fan who got to meet Rob.

Rob: Oh really?

Rob's autograph. Doesn't even look close to fan one does it.

 Notice the the word To. Not even close.

I even found one where he wrote love. Again not even remotely similar to the supposed fan autograph. 

Yeah I'd say someone is fos. 

Let's play spot the difference in how we are feeling right now and how the Dipshidiots are feeling right now.

This is us about right now.

This is the dipshidiots about right now.

Why you might ask?. There is a video going around ( No I cannot post it here It is severely restricted and I don't want to get in trouble for doing so.) It is Kristen running to her car and someone who looks very familiar is with her. Who might that be? Yep it is Rob. I have seen the video and there is no doubt as to who it is. 

The dipshidots will tell you it is another bodyguard. Someone very conveniently came out and said  that they were there and saw that it wasn't Rob. Of course this was AFTER it was all over twitter that it was Rob. 

Yep the panic and desperation was setting in.

 Supposedly people were sent warnings to take the RK sighting video down immediately. Now why on earth would they be so worried if it was simply Kristen running to her car with her bodyguards. And why would they be calling it an RK video if it's only Kristen. Things that make you go hmm...

This is a message for all the moral hypocrites who think they are better fans than anyone else. 

Yeah Tulip/Mary whomever, I'm talking to you. You constantly bring up and talk about how skinny Kristen is and how flat her stomach is. You say we are hurting Kristen. Well so are you with your skinny talk. You are going to have her worried about being too skinny and looking anorexic with all your skinny talk. Just stop. You are an embarrassment. 

And Lastly Rob has been known to fly long distances to see Kristen. We have pictorial proof of that. 

Rob coming back from a trip to LA to see Kristen while filming Remember Me in NYC. He flew form NYC to LA to see Kristen for one day. 

You think he wouldn't fly the hour or so it takes to fly to NYC from Toronto to see her? Because yes he has. More than once in fact. And we now have video proof of that.

Rob supposedly has a few days off. Wonder where he might be headed. 

And that about covers it for this time. Don't drink too much tomorrow! Especially if you have a cat. ROFLMAO!

Common Sense Observations

There are a lot of people in this fandom that need an overdose of these.

Kristen wearing a pea coat with a missing button.

Rob on set days later wearing a pea coat with a missing button in the same place.

Do they both have pea coats with missing buttons conveniently in the same place?

Common sense observation would tell you logically that Kristen went to see Rob in Toronto. Unless of course the pea coat suddenly  has legs.

Kind of ironic that a pea coat is being shared isn't it?

Kristen arriving on set. Notice the jacket.

Same Jacket on Rob? 

Same jacket?

Again same jacket? 

Common sense observation number two. Do they both just happen to have jackets with look alike zippers on the sleeve? That's some kind of lucky coincidence. 

Common sense observation number three. Yeah if I knew every one watched everything I wear and what I do I would be sure to wear a ring on my wedding finger if I wasn't married.

       

Wait I forgot it's a band aid. 

Is he saying you okay? 

                  )

Kristen and her stylist Tara Swennen.

There is quite the debate on whether this photo shoot was done last year or recently.

Can you not see the difference?

Common sense observation number four is saying it was done more recently. Make sure to check out Mama Nails on SRWN. She has some great common sense observations of her own on this topic. 

It has now been confirmed that the photo shoot was done on February 25th 2014.
Thanks Mama Nails!

Common sense observation number five. If you don't want us to include you in our drama then don't go devoting an entire blog post to us. The chicken cluckers didn't have the guts to call us out by name. I on the other hand have no problem calling them out by name. I don't need to hide behind some badly written fairy tale. Got that Kami and Mary? Make sure and go to another blog and cry about me calling you out.  

Rob and Dane on a motorcycle.

If this doesn't make you smile nothing will.

Common sense observation number six. Dane just make sure and don't let Rob drive. He is a notoriously bad driver lol.

Doesn't compare with this though. Sigh.

Elsewhere, you could also keep an eye out for Aaron Paul in "Exodus," Neil Patrick Harris in "Gone Girl," Shia LaBeouf in "Fury," Adam Driver in "This Is Where I Leave You" or "While We're Young," Ewan McGregor in "Jane Got A Gun," Edward Norton in "Birdman,' Domhnall Gleeson in "Unbroken," John Goodman in "The Gambler," Toby Jones or Rhys Ifans in "Serena," Kyle Chandler in "Carol," Martin Sheen in "Trash," Sam Riley in "Suite Française," Matthias Schoenaerts for that film, "A Little Chaos," or "Far From The Madding Crowd," and Robert Pattinson for "Life."


Okay they may be jumping the gun a bit but hey I'm all for it. Go Rob!

And the Oscar goes to .......

Shailene Woodley, Divergent actress:

"Twilight, I'm sorry, is about a very unhealthy, toxic relationship," Woodley says of the romance between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, played by Stewart and her real-life ex Robert Pattinson. "She falls in love with this guy and the second he leaves her, her life is over and she's going to kill herself! What message are we sending to young people? That is not going to help this world evolve."

Guess Shailene hasn't watched the movie or she would know that Bella wasn't trying to kill herself. She was trying to get the adrenaline rush that made Edward appear to her. Nothing like using Twilight to get your name in print there Shailene.

Major cuteness overload. Rob is going to be a great daddy.

AWW!

And I leave you with one last common sense observation. That is a baby bump. Dream up all the excuses you want. It's there.

Havenettes should we start planning ?

Girl cake

 or Boy cake?

A few games of course.

Party favors are a must.

See you there!