Extra Extra Read All About It! Tabs Spinning Out Of Control!

The tabs were spinning out of control this past week. 

Rob Rob everywhere Rob! We had 6, count em six, sightings of Rob. 

A book party at the Roosevelt, a Selena concert (which happened to be going on at the same time as the book party. Guess Rob has some cloning skills), Joni Mitchell's 70th birthday party, charity event, Bafta after party at the CM, and a private home party. I'm out of breath just thinking about it! The man just never stops! (sarcasm there people).

We had a trolling kind of couple of days all started by that paragon of truth Stalker Sarah. Yeah that Stalker Sarah. The one who likes to say she's at some place where Rob is and then proceeds to put photos of herself all over her twitter at her high schools football game. She gave us more of the same . She claimed Rob was at a Selena concert (where she was at per the many pics on her twitter) but then added that she also saw him at a book signing party at the Roosevelt. (Never mind that she's a minor and no way  was she at the Roosevelt). Funny too how she never mentioned Dylan until the E! article was posted. 

And speaking of the devil Ken snowflake Baker was the first to jump on this pile of crap. 

Robert Pattinson was spotted out on the town with rumored gal pal Dylan Penn Wednesday evening in Los Angeles.

The two were both at a private party for the launch of Angie Banicki's new book 30 Before 30 at the Spare Room inside of the Roosevelt Hotel.

And while the evening outing wasn't exactly a date night, the two were definitely together and hanging out in the same small clique.

A source tells E! News that R.Pattz and Penn left around the same time after mingling with guests by the bar area and the back room.

A second insider says that the Brit was quite the spectacle at the intimate gathering.

"Girls were all flirting with him," explained the eyewitness.

Both left separately, according to the insider, but were with the same group of approximately four people throughout the night.

Of course, it would be far too obvious if the duo packed on the PDA during the party, so we're told that they remained friendly and not touchy-feely whatsoever.

They left separately. And the pretending to not be together and no PDA!

Is your stomach hurting from laughing so hard? 

The dipshidiots were wetting their pants with anticipation waiting for the pics. 

And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. 

People continued with their multiple personalities and weighed in on the situation. Let's see. He's dating Dylan and he's crazy about her. He dumped Dylan to get back together with Kristen. Wait a minute turn back a page. He's dating Dylan. Is your head spinning yet?

Of course Bonnie Fuller  had to get her two cents in. 

“He was bombarded by three hot blondes,” our on-the-scene source confirms. “One was doing everything to get him.  She tried his jacket on, sipped his vodka soda and flirted hard. He blew her and the rest off pretty quickly.”

Did we get pics of Rob and /or Dylan during any of this hilarity? Nope not a one. Pics popped up on Getty images of everyone and their uncle and even the food. But no Rob and /or Dylan.



We did get pics of Rob but they weren't what the dipshidiots were hoping for.

Rob and his friend Jamie Strachan coming out the back entrance of the CM. Yep he was at the CM the night of the Baftas. Or he was there with friends and it had nothing to do with the Baftas. Nick Jarecki and his female companion Anette Nyseth or his wife Agatha Bobola (take your pic) were also with him. Dylan was nowhere to be seen.

The dipshsidiots were hoping for a pic of him with his future father-in -law  Sean Penn.
Once again they were left waiting. And waiting And waiting.

Wonder who he's talking too? Checking up on somebody near and dear? Someone named Kristen?

He also showed at the private home party.

Playing piano! sigh. (And no that isn't his wedding ring laying on his lap. Not yet anyway. wink).

Having fun with friends

With Eva Chow. She's married dipshidiots. Don't even try to start. 

Of course No Dylan. Sense a pattern here?

 We also got some more gym pics. That's all Rolando has been getting these days and not much else.

Today is tabloid Wednesday and the spinning was hilarious. Which way to turn. Rob and Kristen? or Rob and Dylan. They can't seem to make up their minds.

What happened to  Rob and Dylan? Waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Looks like they are afraid to go all in with the Rob and Dylan nonsense. Wonder why.


Meanwhile they continue to spin around on their wheel hoping somehow they will actually get a nibble of the truth  which they never do.

They will continue this as long as it gets them hits. And if you think about it a happy Rob and Kristen together is not going to bring them hits. Drama does.


Meanwhile Rob and Kristen are cuddled up somewhere together laughing at all the uproar.

And I leave you with this sage advice

Doing The Backpedal

You knew it was coming. Right? The tabs break up stories and hook up stories aren't making much sense right about now so they are scrambling to make up their scenario for the big reunion. They never broke up so the reunion is unnecessary. But the tabs have to save face somehow so they are going with the they are moving slowly and are just friends angle for the moment . And of course the dogs. 

Let's start out with People. Since they have the most back pedaling to do.

You have to laugh at their desperate attempt to cover their asses.  

No People he did not briefly date Dylan.

EVER.

The dipshidiots won't be happy to hear that they share the dogs and she brought them over to see Rob. Kind of ruins their fan fiction of Rob not wanting to share custody of the dogs with Kristen anymore. Wasn't that their excuse for the August meet up? 

 Next up is US Weekly.

So in this version Rob has Bear and Kristen has Bernie lol!

He gave Dylan the slip. No he did not because again there was never anything with Dylan Penn.

EVER.

Kristen is in an ensemble movie. It is a small part. She will not be there for 27 days. 

Pay no attention to the 15 minute nobody on the right. She's kind of pissed right now her thunder has been stolen and no one gives a crap about her interview.

The Stir is included just because  Adriana Velez  is so pissed because she doesn't know what is going on .

What the hell is with all these stories all of a sudden about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting back together again? Kristen hanging out at Rob's house for three hours, Kristen and Rob bringing their love back from the dead at a Dia de los Muertos party like nothing ever happened this summer, and now this? Someone saw Robsten checking into a Palm Springs resort together last week. GIRL! I thought we closed that door. What's it doing back open again? This is too confusing for me.

Someone told The Sun that Rob, Kristen, and the dogs were holed up at the Viceroy Hotel. "They snuck away to one of their favourite hide-outs for a couple of nights," said the blabbermouth. "Both left their houses in LA under cover of darkness and Rob brought their two dogs as well. They're not back together yet but they desperately miss each other." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

People, I like closure. It was bad enough when Rob and Kristen got back together again conveniently just in time for the Breaking Down 2 publicity tour. Now they're playing footsie under the table again, and I'm so annoyed. Oh -- but they're not really getting back together, Mr. Source says. What we're hearing is that Kristen wants Rob back, but Rob doesn't want to get into a relationship with her again, but at the same time, he can't resist her, and something something bullshit something I don't care.

I cannot with these two. I simply cannot.

My least favorite celeb gossip story line used to be "they're back together again!" But you know what? It's been topped. My new least favorite celeb gossip story line is "they're not back together again exactly but they're seeing each other so it's kind of complicated blah." In other words, the meatless relationship word sandwich. Are they doing this to us on purpose? Jerks.

Guess she should stop reading all the tabs. Might help her blood pressure.

           And of course there is E!

Snowflake is deathly afraid of getting burned again. Snowballs chance in hell ring a bell? 

A source close to Pattinson revealed after the reunion that Robsten simply "caught up" with each other and that the entire situation was "very platonic."

In fact, the two merely met up to discuss their two pet pooches that they share, Bear and Bernie.

He's sticking to his source that his own people said didn't know jack on E! weekend edition. The source Annie Packer must be livid .

Speaking of Annie  her meltdown was priceless. 

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

no i don't think they're together

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

and good serious actors aren't the media's joke,sorry but they both are right now

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

either way is pretty pathetic

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

If is false is bcuz of DVD box set

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

IF is true he is definitely gay,there's no love there

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

he can stops this if he wants

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

soon i will think he is gay lol

Oh La La ‏@anny_packer4h

oh whatever,i'm so tired that i don't even want to rant

So much for her being a Rob fan. 

And now I present to you for your entertainment pleasure

The Top Five Excuses By The Dipshidiots For The Rob And Kristen Sighting 

5. " He had to talk to her about the selling of LF2."

4.  "She had a business meeting with him."


3.  "Its all for PR for the Dvd !"

2.  "She was there for a play date  with the dogs."

And the number 1 stupid dipshidiot excuse is:

1. " They had to have a meeting for the divorce they are getting after mandatory six month waiting period. "

Movie News!

New Kristen Movie!

Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg are teaming up for American Ultra, an action comedy from Nima Nourizadeh, the director of the surprise hit comedy Project X. 

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Max Landis, who wrote the hit sci-fi found footage movie Chronicle, penned the script for Ultra, which is being produced by Anthony Bregman for Likely Story, and by David Alpert and Britton Rizzio for Circle of Confusion. 

Eisenberg will play an unmotivated stoner named Mike, who lives with his girlfriend Phoebe (Stewart), in a small, sleepy town. One night, their lives take an unexpected turn when Mike's past comes back to haunt him, and he becomes the target of a government operation set to wipe him out. 

Producer Bregman said, “Simply put, American Ultra will be the most fun you can possibly have in a movie theater without the use of drugs, fireworks, or canola oil.” 

FilmNation Entertainment will handle international sales for all territories, including Canada. CAA will represent domestic rights on the film. 

Sounds interesting! Can't wait!

New Rob Movie!

Robert Pattinson will join Benedict Cumberbatch in James Gray’s “The Lost City of Z,” an individual familiar with the long-gestating project has told TheWrap.

Brad Pitt was initially attached to star in the adaptation of David Grann’s acclaimed book, though he’s now strictly producing the film through his Plan B banner along with Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Anthony Katagas.

“Lost City of Z” follows Percy Fawcett, a British colonial who disappeared in the 1920s while searching for a mythical city in the Amazon jungles of Brazil that he believed he discovered on a prior expedition.

Pattinson’s role remains unclear at this time.

Panorama Media will finance “Lost City of Z” and handle foreign sales.

The film continues Pattinson’s streak of working with talented filmmakers. He recently wrapped David Cronenberg’s “Maps to the Stars” and next stars opposite Guy Pearce in David Michod’s thriller “The Rover.” Pattinson is also attached to star in Werner Herzog’s “Queen of the Desert” and Anton Corbijn’s “Life.” He’s represented by WME and 3 Arts Entertainment.

Wow! sounds really good!

Alright I'm going to get on my soapbox a minute and address a few things. 

Number 1 Rob and or Kristen do not live in Beverly Hills. It's called Beverly Hills Post Office Area.

              

They have many homes and go back and forth between them. I have always been careful not to give out where they are living at a certain time.  And if I have to do that by technically sidestepping  their where abouts I will. If you don't like that TOUGH. 

               

Now Number two. About Kristen being pregnant. Yes I have been told by reliable sources that YES she is indeed pregnant. Have I personally seen her to know if it is absolutely true? No I have not. I have absolute faith in my sources and if they turn out to be wrong so be it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 

It is gripping the dipshidiots right now.  I have been through this with them before. They attacked me with a vengeance last year. They want to bring me down by any means. I embarrassed them last year and they are afraid of it happening again. It's going to happen again regardless. Why? Because no matter how hard they try the inevitable will happen. Rob and Kristen are together. And the outcome is going to be the same. It's what terrifies them the most. Someone in my comment section said it best. I'm a big girl and can take the crap they sling. They aren't showing me anything original. I've heard it all before. Over and over again. I try not to let them get to me but sometimes they do I won't lie.

But then I remember this. 

Yep it's coming their way and they know it

And I leave you with this

Mandy you rock the manips!