The tabs were spinning out of control this past week.
Rob Rob everywhere Rob! We had 6, count em six, sightings of Rob.
A book party at the Roosevelt, a Selena concert (which happened to be going on at the same time as the book party. Guess Rob has some cloning skills), Joni Mitchell's 70th birthday party, charity event, Bafta after party at the CM, and a private home party. I'm out of breath just thinking about it! The man just never stops! (sarcasm there people).
We had a trolling kind of couple of days all started by that paragon of truth Stalker Sarah. Yeah that Stalker Sarah. The one who likes to say she's at some place where Rob is and then proceeds to put photos of herself all over her twitter at her high schools football game. She gave us more of the same . She claimed Rob was at a Selena concert (where she was at per the many pics on her twitter) but then added that she also saw him at a book signing party at the Roosevelt. (Never mind that she's a minor and no way was she at the Roosevelt). Funny too how she never mentioned Dylan until the E! article was posted.
And speaking of the devil Ken snowflake Baker was the first to jump on this pile of crap.
Robert Pattinson was spotted out on the town with rumored gal pal Dylan Penn Wednesday evening in Los Angeles.
The two were both at a private party for the launch of Angie Banicki's new book 30 Before 30 at the Spare Room inside of the Roosevelt Hotel.
And while the evening outing wasn't exactly a date night, the two were definitely together and hanging out in the same small clique.
A source tells E! News that R.Pattz and Penn left around the same time after mingling with guests by the bar area and the back room.
A second insider says that the Brit was quite the spectacle at the intimate gathering.
"Girls were all flirting with him," explained the eyewitness.
Both left separately, according to the insider, but were with the same group of approximately four people throughout the night.
Of course, it would be far too obvious if the duo packed on the PDA during the party, so we're told that they remained friendly and not touchy-feely whatsoever.
They left separately. And the pretending to not be together and no PDA!
Is your stomach hurting from laughing so hard?
The dipshidiots were wetting their pants with anticipation waiting for the pics.
And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting.
People continued with their multiple personalities and weighed in on the situation. Let's see. He's dating Dylan and he's crazy about her. He dumped Dylan to get back together with Kristen. Wait a minute turn back a page. He's dating Dylan. Is your head spinning yet?
Of course Bonnie Fuller had to get her two cents in.
“He was bombarded by three hot blondes,” our on-the-scene source confirms. “One was doing everything to get him. She tried his jacket on, sipped his vodka soda and flirted hard. He blew her and the rest off pretty quickly.”
Did we get pics of Rob and /or Dylan during any of this hilarity? Nope not a one. Pics popped up on Getty images of everyone and their uncle and even the food. But no Rob and /or Dylan.
We did get pics of Rob but they weren't what the dipshidiots were hoping for.
Rob and his friend Jamie Strachan coming out the back entrance of the CM. Yep he was at the CM the night of the Baftas. Or he was there with friends and it had nothing to do with the Baftas. Nick Jarecki and his female companion Anette Nyseth or his wife Agatha Bobola (take your pic) were also with him. Dylan was nowhere to be seen.
The dipshsidiots were hoping for a pic of him with his future father-in -law Sean Penn.
Once again they were left waiting. And waiting And waiting.
Wonder who he's talking too? Checking up on somebody near and dear? Someone named Kristen?
He also showed at the private home party.
Playing piano! sigh. (And no that isn't his wedding ring laying on his lap. Not yet anyway. wink).
Having fun with friends
With Eva Chow. She's married dipshidiots. Don't even try to start.
Of course No Dylan. Sense a pattern here?
Today is tabloid Wednesday and the spinning was hilarious. Which way to turn. Rob and Kristen? or Rob and Dylan. They can't seem to make up their minds.
What happened to Rob and Dylan? Waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Looks like they are afraid to go all in with the Rob and Dylan nonsense. Wonder why.
Meanwhile they continue to spin around on their wheel hoping somehow they will actually get a nibble of the truth which they never do.
They will continue this as long as it gets them hits. And if you think about it a happy Rob and Kristen together is not going to bring them hits. Drama does.
Meanwhile Rob and Kristen are cuddled up somewhere together laughing at all the uproar.
And I leave you with this sage advice