Update!!!!

Get together with the cuz was all good!

First off she would like to thank the dipshidiots for all their concern over her violating her NDA .

Yep Kristen and Rob still have a baby. Did you think that would change? No they are not bad parents because they don't spend 24/7 together. They spend plenty of time as a family that we don't know about. Ashton Kutcher goes off to Brazil with out his pregnant girlfriend and of course that's different. Right? Funny how the fandom pregnancy police have no response when you ask them about this.

Who's taking care of Marlowe while Tom and Sienna hit the town? No they are not bad parents either. 

Just like Rob and Kristen they have plenty of people to help them out with childcare if they want to go out for the evening  separately or together. 

Can't believe she is two already! Adorable! Looking forward to the day when we get a pic like this of Rob, Kristen, and Sweet Pea. Sigh.

Oh by the way cuz says pink flamingos were definitely a clue lol. 

The cuz wouldn't tell me her name but said it does not begin with an R. We can cross Roberta off our list.
Darn!

Thats okay Kristen .We don't need to know her name. It's more fun trying to guess anyway! 

As far as diaper (or nappies as Rob calls them) duties go she said Rob is up for changing a number one but if it's number two he runs for the hills lol.

I poured the cuz a little more Grey Goose and asked her the marriage question. Are they? Aren't they? or somewhere in between? (Engaged?)

Yes they are married! She would not say when or where they got married (she did say no not in L.A). Woot! This is the first time I've got her to confirm anything about them being married.

Is that his wedding ring on his finger? Could be. Wink.

She also said yes Kristen was in L.A on Rob's birthday. Taco stand she's pretty sure on but doesn't want to say 100 percent. July 4th is a definite yes. The other pool party she has no clue on. She may not have a clue on the other pool party but here's  a little clue....

Same shirt? Maybe.

 Three out of four isn't bad.

As for where they live no she's not going to tell us where but yes they do live TOGETHER. Rob doesn't live under a bridge or sleep on an air mattress. He lives with Kristen and sleeps with her. Among other things. 

I told her about a certain holier than thou person with a flowery name who insists that Kristen was actually smoking pot while pregnant when filming AU. Her first response is unrepeatable. Then she asked what this persons IQ was. I told her according to this person she knows that Kristen doesn't have a scene where she smokes pot in the movie. She just laughed and said she plays a stoner so she most definitely does. IN THE MOVIE. NOT FOR REAL. She said this person will be surprised when the movie comes out and there are several scenes where she is smoking pot and drinking.  I told her the sad part is this person would rather paint Kristen as a pot head rather than her be pregnant.

Her message to us is this. Have a little faith in what Rob and Kristen have together. Just because you don't see daily pics of them together like other celebrities who WANT to sell their relationship to the tabs  doesn't mean their relationship doesn't exist. It most certainly does. 

 Yep I believe because there's nothing that is telling me not too.

Having said that we are always still looking for clues to convince us what we already know to be true.

 Oh like say this....

 Kristen at LAX  leaving for Japan. With Rob's back pack for good measure. Oh but wait it gets better....

Rob's guitar made the trip too. I would so be carrying my exes guitar across the globe a year after we  supposedly broke up. 

Kristen landed safely in Japan.

And then we got this....

 "@yashishishi: Kristen signed my Harper's Bazzar with an angelic smile <3  Goodbye world pic.twitter.com/JgGrNcyKWm" OMG, OMG!!! <3333333

Yep I would sign it angelically if it was my supposedly hated ex. 

Oliver Assayas did an interview where he talked about Kristen. He mentioned something about a recent breakup and the dipshidiots with their lack of reading comprehension skills turned it into something it wasn't.

I hadn't made things easy for her, the set was situated in some of the regions the most secluded in Europe, Leipzig, then Engadine and finally South-Tyrol. She was alone most of the time - the tabloids were talking a lot about a recent breakup - an assistant for every company, of course, smiley and devoted. It isn't the only geographical remoteness - difficult to come back to L.A. for the week-end, nonetheless - rather the situation of vulnerability that she was putting herself in.

 All the dipshidiots saw were the words recent breakup and immediately concluded he was confirming that Rob and Kristen broke up. Nope he did not. He was simply talking about the tabloids and the bs they were spouting.

Dakota Fanning. One of Kristen's closest friends.

Q: Music is a huge factor in the movie, and it was scored by the 

amazing Jenny Lewis. Did you by any chance catch her new music video 

with Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway?

"I did! Well, Kristen is one of my closest friends so I knew about it 

when she was filming it. It was really fun to work with Jenny. She’s 

very close with Naomi and I was so excited to meet her! I think the 

music [in the movie] is so amazing."

There are actually fools out there that believe that Dakota would stab her closest friend Kristen in the back by setting up another friend with Rob. No she wouldn't especially when that closest friend is STILL with Rob. Married to him in fact. 

Rob having a bowling night out with friends. 

Zac Efron being among those friends. The dipshidiots of the Rob hating variety were making vicious remarks about Rob and Zac hanging out together. Drug addicts, gay lover, you get the picture. Oh by the way the dipshidiots can give up on the blonde in the picture too. The guy to the furthest right is her boyfriend. No mystery date number 1,000,000 whatever.

I was kind of disappointed we didn't get to see Rob in his bowling shoes. His orange socks with bowling shoes would have been a hoot. 

Jamie Dornan got some bowling in while in NYC for Fifty promo.

Is Rob starting a trend?

 Jamie is fast finding out how crazy it's going to get. He couldn't stay at the bowling alley too long because fans started to create chaos.

Fifty Trailer!
Over 7 millions views in two days. Wow.

             

I'm loving Jamie Dornan as Christain but not really feeling Dakota Johnson as Anna.

Which is okay because Jamie is more than making up for it .

                 They did a funny interview where Dakota got Jamie with the word Fluffer. I'm wondering how many people googled it to see what it meant.

            

Fluffer

Profession

A fluffer is a person employed to keep a male adult film star aroused on the set. These duties, which do not necessarily involve touching the actors, are considered part of the makeup department.

Okay Dakota you got him on that one  lol. 

I can only imagine if Kristen would have said that word to Rob in an interview. The reaction would have been priceless. 

And I'm going to close it out with this...

This little girl...

Has grown into this...

Mackensie Foy you are beautiful!

Remember to not let the bs get to you. It will be flying thick with Kristen in Japan.