Rob And His Magical Powers

This post is brought to you by Robs magical powers. 

Rob has the power to make women forget their boyfriends just to hook up with him.

Camille forgets about Andy.

Katy forgets about Diplo.

It doesn't matter that both women have denied anything romantic with Rob. According to the tabs and the dipshidiots Rob has special powers that make women lie for him. Even Lisa Marie Presley lies for him!

I'll cop to number 5 and 9.

 Rob also has a special gift where lesbians are concerned. 

He's in the same room with Michelle Rodriguez and suddenly she turns straight just for him.

Standing next to Tamara and Erika made them turn straight too and fall madly in love with him.

Speaking of Erika she had a nasty run in with the Robsessed. 

 Now according to the Robsessed these screen capped deleted tweets somehow show Erika dissing The Rover and Rob. Where does she mention The Rover? or Rob? Candykisses and Poopforbrains sent her some ugly tweets. The Robsessed had a mental breakdown over NOTHING. 

Back to Rob and his magical powers. 

Rob also has the magical power to hook up with women he hasn't even met yet!

Kasey Musgraves. The dipshidiots tried in vain to hook her up with Rob at a Katy Perry concert in London. Unfortunately for them she isn't scheduled to tour with Katy until she gets to the US part of her tour. She also has a boyfriend. 

His magical powers also give him the stamina of a thousand men. 

According to the tabs and the dipshidiots he had quite a night at the Rover premiere in L.A. 

He did a quickie with Rebecca Dayan  his secret love on the red carpet, then got it on with Katy Perry at the after party and after he was finished went home to Kristen and gave her a booty call too!

According to the tabs he he is also getting it on with Kristen and Imogen while at the same time looking for a house for him and Katy Perry to live in. 

Yep those magical powers are legendary!

Rob isn't the only one with magical powers. Kristen has some of her own.

She has the power to make a lesbian fall in love with her straight self. Because yep she is that awesome.

She of course can't simply have a friend who happens to be gay. That would make too much sense. 

She has the power to make an aging has been comedian use her name to try and up her failing book sales. 

She also has magical powers over this man.

Still does and always will!

This blog has it's own magical powers. 

We have the power over a certain blogger who claims she wants us to keep her out of our shit but yet she can't seem to stop talking about us. 

Lamey can't seem to stop talking about us either:

I keep getting these emails, usually twice a week, from random Twi-Hards (is that redundant?) trying to convince me of their latest conspiracy: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a secret baby and we all missed her pregnancy.

Yep Lamey you did. You were too busy trying to get us to buy into Rob's magical powers with other women to take notice lol. 

We also got this interesting tid bit.

I have it on good authority that Rob and Kristen are indeed in that picture.  

We got this goodie too.

missmeccawhite Surfboard #venice

sweetsuzieq I was there today.

missmeccawhite@sweetsuzieq  we should have hung out! But I mean i was there for an audition n then I left to go babysit for your friend. Im at their house now actuallly lol

  

Hey Rob! Your teen choice surfboards have been found!

So she was babysitting for Suzie's friend? Which friend might that be? Hmmmm.

I think she might of had a problem getting sweet pea away from Rob lol.

Little White Lies ships them. They know the truth!

And  to close this out I'd like to give a shout out to Harley Pasternak!

The paps were lying in wait thinking that Rob was about to show up. Harley told them Rob wasn't coming and they then preceded to walk onto Harely's property and threaten Harley and his family. The pap reached for something and Harley thought he had a weapon. A scuffle ensued. The police were called and the pap was arrested for making death threats to Harley and his family. Harley you are my hero!

 Stay safe and have a good 4th! of July weekend!