April Fools

Wednesday was April Fools day and the dipshidiots  hilariously got played.They thought that someone was actually going to leak the news of an engagement  between Rob and IT on April Fools Day.

Seriously.

A dumb ass attention seeking friend ( gee what a surprise) of IT's named T-Pain dropped this bombshell.The dipshidiots were in their glory. Hopeless couldn't wait to email me the news.

Then we got this....

This is where the dipshidiots realize they've been had and look for anyway out possible. Their excuse to save their asses? He only said it was an April Fools joke to cover for his letting the cat out of the bag.

Seriously.

It was  even funnier when People Weekly jumped into the fray and tried

 to validate the April Fools day joke as the real deal...

These are their two sources?

Seriously. 

No they did not exchange promise rings. What is this junior high? Why would they exchange promise rings earlier this month if they got engaged in February? 

No they do not live at his and Kristen's house. Rob lives at home with his wife Kristen and their child.

This is the same People Weekly that swore to the dipshidiots that he was dating Dylan Penn. The dipshidiots fell for that one too. Some fools never learn. Or they are that desperate for a reason to believe this garbage.

Once People Weekly jumped on the April Fools prank the tabs had dollar signs dancing in their heads.

The flood gates opened and it became a feeding frenzy.

Sources came out of the woodwork....

They've been dating for eight months,They've been dating for six months,They've been dating for five months, Rob proposed around Valentines day and got down on one knee,Rob should of told Kristen the news, Kristen is devastated by the news, Rob's parents hate Kristen and adore IT.

Seriously.

My favorite one? IT doesn't want a church wedding. She wants to get married in a pub. Every woman's dream wedding.

Hey that way she can give Red the Realtor one last lap dance for the road.

Rob's wife Kristen summed up the bullshit very nicely with this quote...

Listen Up. Rob and IT are NOT engaged. For one, Rob is already married to Kristen and has a child with her. Two if attention seeking IT had an engagement ring from Rob she would have the paps on speed dial  giving them a photo op. 

Her mouth would be running a mile a minute. 

IT is scheduled to perform at Coachella and will be in L.A soon. The paps of course will have a field day thanks to T-PAIN and his idiotic April Fools prank.

Hey maybe if we're lucky she will take a train at the last minute and miss Coachella all together.

Now that we've covered the dipshidiots being taken for an April Fools ride let's play a game of I spy!

I spy with my little eye Rob's wife Kristen visiting him at his Dior shoot.

Yep that's the Mrs.!

I spy with my little eye Rob's wife Kristen still wearing his clothes.

Yes dipshidiots they are the same pants.

I spy with my little eye Rob visiting his wife at her photoshoot.

 Uhm okay in my opinion we have a lot of Not Robs in this one. Sorry can't win em all the time!

But it was fun watching the dipshidiots squirm at the thought.

I spy with my little eye something that's a big clue in this pic. Can you see it?

Child safety outlet cover on the electrical outlet. Should you need that if you don't have a child?

I spy with my little eye someone who knows the truth. 

#robertpattinson

A big clue lol!

MOVIE NEWS!!!

2 new projects for Kristen!!!!! And a possible third!

I would like to thank Queen Kristen for punking the PrStens on the taking a break. 

Rob as T.E.Lawrence in Queen of the Desert.

Cuteness Overload!!!!

I'm about to rant so get ready...

This is Kristen mourning the loss of her friend Richard. Her other friend Alicia is consoling her. Now according to the dipshidiots this constitutes gay/lesbian behavior.

They are friends nothing more. Yes Kristen is allowed to have friends without people insinuating they are lesbian lovers.

Kristen and her friend Suzie. Kristen has her arm around Suzies waist. According to dipshidiots logic that means they are lesbian lovers.

You know why the dipshidots are desperate for Kristen to be gay? Because somehow they think this will erase her going on six year heterosexual relationship with her husband Rob.

Seriously.

I've got one more thing to do. I promised Hopeless I would call her out when March came and went and Rob didn't move to a NYC love nest with IT. This is your call out. Wanna go for a third try on the Rob moving to NYC? Be my guest. I love watching you crash and burn.

And now I leave you with the thing that the dipshidiots just can't accept. Rob's beautiful wife Kristen. 

And this....

Because he had a wonderful first Easter with Sweet Pea and his beautiful wife!

See ya next time!