"WE STAY IN A LOT"

             

Yes he does say it at the 12:55 mark."We" which means plural not single lol. Who does he stay in a lot with? I'll give you a clue...

Yep her. His wife and mother of his child. 

At the 12:00 mark the interviewer goes there. Of course. Same old shit.

 "You've had to live out the breakup of a big relationship in public"... 

 "Uhhh"

 "Did that make it worse or did that really not matter?"  

"No, it's all the same... your reality is detached from that, it's a totally different situation... the only connection to reality is when stories happen and there's more paparazzi around - it's a higher intensity level... no one really knows anything about you really...and I've tried really hard to make that separation between my lov.../real life, and my public persona."

Rob corrected himself when he slipped and was about to say love life. If he was single that  would mean he has no love life at the moment. Right? Yeah that.WE and LOVE LIFE. Double whammy on the dipshidiots single dreams.

It's also funny how he supposedly opened up so easily to the Esquire interviewer but goes back to avoiding and skirting around the question with everyone else. I guess Sanjiv was that special . So special that the  Robsessed dipshidiots sent him a gift...

Sanjiv Bhattacharya

‏@sanjivbee

Those lovely people at Robsessed just sent me a couple of cedar planks look. 

For his next barbecue where he pretends that Rob spilled his guts to him about the epic break up I presume.

Rob and his missing clothes again...

Not a lot of people. Just one in particular.

Hey Rob I would suggest looking in this country first...

And with your wife...

Twins. It's a husband and wife thing now. 

                                             

     Too adorable!!!!

Claire and Richard Pattinson supporting their son.

Marcus Foster and Tom Sturridge were there too.

Marcus with a fan.



Rob is so proud of sister!

Go get em Lizzie!

Rob doing exercises to stay awake during the Google hangout.

Rob finally woke up at the end of the interview. Jet lag and  late night Skyping with your wife when you have an early morning interview is not a good thing.

Can you imagine if Rob actually called David a wanker?

Do I even want to know?

Nope.

And now it's the Wife's turn.

Kristen as a domestic goddess in a photoshoot for Elle.

 Unfortunately the interview that came with it was a sister to the Esquire crap. Very few actual questions to Kristen and the rest the interviewers bullshit narrative. Maybe the Krisbians can send her a nice gift like the Robsessed did for the other hack.

A can of spam maybe?

The movie also wreaked havoc with her personal life, when Peeping Tom cameras caught her getting lovey-dovey with married director Rupert Sanders.(Poor Robert Pattinson seems unable to shake the role of ingenue as far as his relationship with Stewart goes.)

NO. He is nobody's ingenue but nice try bitch. He's a star all on his own. So is his wife Kristen.

As we all know , the tabloids having mowed down acres of forest to let us know, the actors portraying Bella and Edward fell into each others arms as rapturously as their characters did.

No the tabs didn't let us know. Rob and Kristen did.

After the scandal broke Stewart issued an apology to Pattinson in People magazine, essentially casting him as the Wronged Woman in the love triangle

You need to stop while you're behind. Oh by the way it's 2014. Not 2012.

I ask Stewart who she is dating these days Are she and Pattinson secretly back together?or is she seeing Nicholas Hoult, Hollywood's young hunk du jour? or has close friend Alicia Cargile become more than that?(In just the past 48 hrs I've read gossip items suggesting all three possibilities.)

But wait. This interview was done BEFORE Kristen went to Japan and the tabs invented the Kristen/ Nicholas hook up crap. No not in the last 48 hrs unless she added it later for some salacious gossip.Some stellar journalism there.

Kristen shot her down with My private live is private.

When Rob came back to L.A. he went out with friends to an Iron and Wine concert. Too bad for the dipshidiots no women sitting near him. Now according to the dipshidiots he can't go out with his friends and be a daddy and a husband  too.

Oh look it's Tom Sturridge and he's out supporting his friend Rob at the Rover in England. He must be a bad daddy and fiance for not being attached to Marlowe and Sienna  24/7. Maybe the woman with him is his new mystery love.

Is he texting Kristen when Iron and Wine sang Flightless Bird?

He was also at he Roosevelt.

Andrés Benedicto
‏@_abenedicto
Robert Pattinson was yesterday partying at Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. He left with a girl in his Suburban pic.twitter.com/qwtnyH1kOS

Stop the presses! We have Rob getting into a car with a woman.

AGAIN.

Is this supposed to be his epic picture of Rob with a woman?

Or maybe this one?

I've lost track how many times the dipshidiots have counted on the Rob in a car with a woman bs and lost.

The last time they got burned...

 They believed the paps and tabs with their cropped pictures.

Then we got this. Paints a different picture doesn't it.

Someone else was there and got his picture taken with Rob

Funny how his story is a little different  than the other one.

pheonix786
Wow you are so lucky. Can I ask who he was with? People are saying he was with a whole bunch of girls
marcmonster
@pheonix786 he was with a group of guy friends

GUY FRIENDS.

 Funny no woman mentioned.

Looks like Marcus came back to L.A with Rob for a visit!

Did you also know Marcus has recently started following Kristen's friend Allannah on  Instagram? And Kristen's brother is following Marcus. Yeah I would follow my sisters exes friends on Instagram. Sure thing.

Two Hollywood legends passed away this week.

Robin Williams. 

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”

— Robin Williams 

                             

This video shows you where he got his sense of humor from. They are both in heaven now cracking each other up.

I can't believe he's gone. This just got to me so much because I will miss the way he would always make me laugh and feel better about things. He was not only a comic genius but an award winning dramatic actor as well. I think it's harder for a man to reach out when depression is getting to them . I wish he had reached out to someone before it was to late. 

Rest in peace Robin.

Lauren Bacall

She'll be Bogey's baby for eternity now.

Truer words were never said. 

We are going to win our battle. RIGHT LADIES?

Our time is coming ladies.

Shit Happens

Shit Happens. Especially when a journalist who sold his soul to the devil for the almighty green back ages ago has the audacity to have you believe that he is the chosen one that Robert Pattinson would finally open up to about his relationship with Kristen Stewart and what happened in 2012. Over a  beer and barbecue at the journalist's house no less. 

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. “It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”

Well, a lot of people, that’s what’s weird.

“The hardest part was talking about it afterwards. Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict,” he says. “It’s like that scene in Doubt [2008, in which Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a priest suspected of inappropriate behaviour], where he’s talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you’ve got to go and collect all the feathers.”

Funny how I don't see any mention of Kristen's name or 2012 in that statement. And secondly where's the question that goes with that answer? It's suspiciously absent. That happens a lot in this interview. Answers with out the questions. Why might that be? Because the journalist didn't get what he wanted from Rob and had to use assumptions and speculation to create something out of the nothing. Not to mention coming perilously close to plagiarism a few times.

I don't know about you but I have a hard time believing a journalist who obviously didn't pay attention in journalism 101 class at Cambridge when they they were covering research and backing up your facts. 

It’s not scandal that has put him in the cross hairs. He’s just not the scandal type. The only real gossip he’s been involved in was his split with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart in 2012, from which he came out smelling of roses – it was Stewart who cheated on him, and with a married man, too.

So nice of him to throw the diss at Kristen since he couldn't get Rob to do so. Such high class journalism. 

If he would of paid attention in journalism 101 he would of known by doing research that NO they didn't split in 2012 since we had a virtual daily pap fest of them TOGETHER in April 2013. If he would do his homework a little more instead of  plagiarizing he'd find out that they STILL haven't split. 

 Last summer, he finished The Rover in Australia, a dystopian western from David Michôd, who made 2010’s brilliant Animal Kingdom.

NO he did not finish filming The Rover in summer. He finished at the end of March 2013 which is not summer. 

This morning, there were six cars outside his house.

NO there were not six cars outside of his house. Number one the house on Mulholland Drive is in a gated community with a ton of security. Secondly he no longer lives there remember?  Guess he didn't feel like plagiarizing  past articles about that. Not juicy enough. He and Kristen have a house together that I guarantee he isn't telling some hack journalist about. 

“I don’t understand why,” he says, looking puzzled. “I think it goes through periods where you’re assigned ‘this is the guy to follow’. But whenever I see a bunch of paparazzi hanging out, I always think, ‘Oh God, what have they found out!’” He laughs. “Oh, THAT love child! I totally forgot!”

Once again no question with the answer. Gee wonder why. And of course according to the dipshidiots he's talking about us! Yep we rank right up there in importance in his life. He's so concerned with what we are saying on the internet and on this blog he has to diss us in a joke of an interview. 

Unforunately we aren't done with idiots like this. Rob has more Rover promo coming up and we can count on some more plagiarizing and bullshit narratives when Rob continues to give them nothing.

  I'd like to say welcome back to The Mad Medusa! She stated her own opinion on this interview and it's one of her best. A must read!

Are You Really That Fucking Stupid: The Death Of Common Sense

 Kristen and Nicholas Hoult in Japan for Equals.

You know where the tabs went with this right?  Did you know Nicholas Hoult has miraculously broken up with Jennifer Lawrence (again) just in time for equals filming? Kristen and Nicholas hook up rumors will give them their gravy train for the next few months. The sad part is there are actual people that will fall for this. 

Yep the stupid train has left the station.

Kristen with some fans. Bet that short hair feels cool in the summertime! Did she get a new bauble from Rob before she left for Japan? (Longer one).

Press conference for Equals. I Guess Guy Pearce is not going to Japan until after Rover promo. 

Suzie in Katy Perry's new video! Yeah I would so be in a video of someone that was supposedly hooking up with my best friend's boyfriend behind her back. But wait it gets better....

What do we have here? Kristen with Suzie and Jack. Suzie has the same outfit on that she's wearing in the video. Did Kristen go with her and Jack to the video shoot? That would get some dipshidiots knickers in a twist.

We seem to have some self righteous trolls on twitter who think it is their duty to constantly attack and berate us. TrollsNoShit is a particular evil strain who can't seem to stop talking about us. She's obsessed. I think she has a girl crush on us lol.

She claims it's a group of people who share the same name but I think it's one singular person with multiple personality disorder. We also have a particular bad strain on the comment section of this board who can't grasp the concept they are not welcome. The delete button works effectively on them. NO you are not forcing us to go private. Vslocation/Felicity was attacked by a nasty vile version of troll and had to delete her twitter. What are these people hoping to accomplish? You think you are going to change what is by doing this? Hardly.

This is what is. They are a family and no amount of stomping your feet and running your foul mouths is going to make it go away. Get used to it.

Grab your popcorn, just laugh them off and enjoy in the knowledge that Rob and Kristen are enjoying their lives with sweet pea.

Have a nice night!