Update!

So I had a good get together with the cuz. Unfortunately she beat my butt at PhaseTen lol. 

 The Grey Goose was good too!

Came in handy when this happened.

Slept through the last Quake. Not so lucky this time. The cuz laughed at me shitting my pants.

Ready for the goodies?

Okay first off Rob's parents are in LA! (cuz said yep they are)

 From the Ellen show a while back. Too cute! Somebody help me out here. Is that his sisters dancing too?

Now ask yourself why would they have to come to LA to see their son if he is soon to be done shooting Life and will be heading to his new home in England.

Maybe to see their daughter in law? And new grand baby to be? Baby shower perhaps?

 The possibilities are endless.

Straight from the cuz. Rob does not have a new home in England. He and Kristen have discussed moving to England in the past and Rob feels that it is too much of a sacrifice on Kristen's part.  She would do it in a heartbeat if he would agree. THEY have  a new home alright but not in England. Think about this. The interviewer in a recent article about Kristen said how sparsely LF 2 looked. Yeah that. She's not living there on a regular basis. The ninjas have a new abode TOGETHER.  The good thing is the paps are too busy chasing their troll sources tails to catch on.

Oh and YES she is still pregnant. Hoping that would change dipshidiots?

 Uncle Karl did good hiding the baby bump. Ingenious and beautiful!

Yes she is doing American Ultra while pregnant. I said to my cuz "but according to the dipshidiots she can't do this movie and be pregnant." She laughed. "She's pregnant not bed bound. And it won't be the first time a pregnant actress has filmed a movie around her pregnancy." The cuz also said it has become so obvious how in the hell could any one not see. And no she said she does not know when she will pop .

I think she knows where they are planning to have the baby but she wouldn't spill.
I tried to tickle torture it out of her but to no avail.

"Tell me now! Is it LA? London? NYC? Somewhere else?



We also had a good laugh over the Kristen gained weight for her role. The cuz laughed and said NO the director did not tell her to gain weight. NO she did not decide for herself to gain weight for the role either. You don't gain weight on purpose when you are playing an aspiring actress. Nope you don't.

Oh and yes dipshidiots they have seen each other and been together since May. October does count and no it had nothing to do with the dogs lol. So I went down the list of times they were supposedly together with the cuz and this is what she said. They were together over Thanksgiving. Kristen went to see Rob after the Dallas show in December. They also spent New Years together. They also saw each other in England while she was filming Clouds of Sils Maria. He went to see her twice in NYC while she was filming Still Alice. She went to see him twice in Toronto. Doesn't sound like they have been spending as much time apart as the dipshidiots hoped.

The cuz said they are desperately trying to keep things on the down low right now. They are doing a good job. I told her to tell them a slip up now and then would be nice.

It's not funny Rob!

(Pouting)

Seriously though she said it's what they feel they have to do right now. They are doing everything they can to protect their little bundle of joy. 

We had a good laugh and a drink over this

Poor larissa .Couldn't get a tab to bite on her Kristen and Alicia BS. She must not be the Pattinson source or close friend of Kristen that the tabs trust for their info.

The cuz said Alicia is just a friend nothing more. 

Oh but wait it gets better. Bonnie Fuller and her cast of idiots ARE biting from their source anny packer (congrats to anny for winning the most pathetic dipshidiot poll by a landslide lol). 

Dylan Penn & Robert Pattinson Romance — Couple’s Hookup In Madrid
Dylan was all smiles when she was spotted at the Madrid-Barajas airport in Spain on March 28, and according to a new report from Celeb Dirty Laundry, that’s because she’s planning to meet up with Rob in the capital city very soon! Dylan and Rob have reportedly picked up where they left off last fall, but they’re keeping their rekindled romance on the down-low for now.

Yeah that would be a neat trick since he's in LA with Kristen. Uhm guess Bonnie and anny were having a brain fart together when Dylan Penn herself said the Rob hook up rumors were BS. It's been denied  publicly by one of the party's involved . Give it up. 

Le Pacte ‏@le_pacte  Mar 28
Maps To The Stars de David Cronenberg sortira le 21 Mai ! #MTTS #DavidCronenberg #JulianneMoore #RobertPattinson #MiaWasikowska #JohnCusack

Maps To The Stars coming May 21st!

Message from the cuz. Stop worrying. They are fine and extremely happy right now. Don't let the haters BS get to you. Just use the brain your mama gave you and it isn't that hard to figure out. 

The gorgeous Pattinson family.

Soon to be joined by another family member.



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