Belly Laughs

Belly laughs are the best. And the dipshidiots in their panic gave us some good ones over the past few days. 

The dipshidiots were wetting their pants over an instagram conversation Kristen's friend (possibly cousin) Brittenelle was having with Kristen's supposed alter ego Jimmy. About Tampax.

I'm not kidding you . Tampax.

So the dipshidiots were dancing around and all excited.

"Ha Ha HKN Kristen isn't pregnant."

And they fail to see that even if Jimmy is Kristen (she isn't) this in no way confirms she is not pregnant. Her friend teasing her about her lack of need of Tampax is saying the exact opposite actually.

Hollywood Life in all their wisdom posted a new article yesterday about why Kristen has gained weight. A friend of Kristen's gave Bonnie and her cast of idiots an exclusive.

“Kristen is absolutely not pregnant. She has put on a few extra pounds for a movie role and that’s it. She’s already so thin so a few more pounds makes a noticeable difference, she’s still thin,” the friend told us. 

“Don’t get me wrong, Kristen would love to be a mom one day and have little rugrats running around, but not for a while. Her priority right now is her work,” the insider added.

Yeah right. No friend of Kristen's is going to tell Bonnie and her buffoons anything. So who did leak this information to Hollywood Life? And why?

That one word says it all. And the dipshidots are in a full on panic right now. Desperately typing their fingers off sending emails to all the tabs pleading with them to do something about me and a few others who dare to say Kristen is pregnant. So which one of the sweating bullets dipshidiots sent this bs to Bonnie? Let's see.

My first guess.

AnnyP/Poopforbrains. 

Tulip/Mary comes in a close second. 

This comment from the Hollywood Life board had me belly laughing the most.

"I bet if any of the HKN people read this they will have a major meltdown for they have the baby name, it’s sex all picked out for the expecting couple. She gained weight for her movie Silas M and hasn’t lost that weight plus she has added more but I agree that she looks healthy and has gotten rid of those stick legs."

Yep we're having a meltdown alright. We are worried sick about a lame article from Hollywood Life who also had the audacity to call Lisa Marie Presley a liar. We're just beside ourselves aren't we ladies?

So if the dipshidiots believe this story then they have to give up the Kristen's tummy is flat and has gained no weight story. Am I right?

Our resident trolls who can't stay away Assanani and Enema have their own excuse for the weight gain. 

Living in the mountains makes you gain weight. 

I've been considering a  change to a place with a better cost of living. Guess I better cross off all the places around any mountains. 

We also got another Hollywood Life article. ( Anny/Poop have been very busy).

They had no picture of this supposed outing so they recycled an old one from years ago. (Nice try Bonnie).

Again it was all about how she has been told by her director to gain weight for Still Alice. She is playing an aspiring actress. No she does not need to gain weight for the role. 

Of course Anny/Poop had to slip in the bit about how much alcohol she was drinking. 

 No matter how many times you run to the tabs dipshdiots it won't change this.

 Or This

 Or this.

Or This.

 Or This

Or This

ROTFLMAO! Who said anything about 8 Months? 

 MOVIE NEWS!

OH YEAH!

No better way to end a post than with wonky legged Rob!

Oh wait there is a better way.

I give you the many expressions of Rob!

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND LADIES!