Soldier Of Love

                             

   

              All right soldiers fall in! And start marching!

Uhm okay we might need a little work. 

  

We are being inundated with trolls and non believers! They are sending blurry pics like the one below to People and other tabs and they are buying into it. 

Your Sargent  has seen the original picture in the print magazine and it's not much clearer. Supposedly this is Rob and Dylan Penn  is behind him putting her arms around him.

NO there is no one behind him . Follow your eyesight and you can see where the arm is coming from the sleeve of the man in the picture.

  

They are taking twitter sightings and changing the details.  Brunettes have turned into blondes. And Blondes have turned into brunettes. Dylan Penn is a blonde one moment and a brunette in the next. What ever fits the twitter sighting they are going with at the moment.

She was blonde at the Emmys. 

Now supposedly there was a sighting of Rob with a brunette after the Emmys. Yeah explain that one dipshidiots. 

Waiting Waiting.....

Their way of explaining all the brunette sightings that before they took as fact? She was brunette before the Emmys and dyed her hair blonde especially for the Emmys. 

Okay then.

Now the People article stated "a pattinson source" told them this epic news. And according to the dipshidiots this means Rob and /or his rep Nick Frenkel. 

No. it does not . It would say his rep confirmed if that was the case. And secondly Rob and /or his rep would never ever say anything  about his personal life to People or any other tab.  

The dipshidots will try and sway you with the argument that all the other tabs  are reporting it too. This is a diversionary tactic soldiers! Don't fall for it!

They are doing nothing but using  the copy and paste feature on their computer screen. 

Lets look at this one more time soldiers .

If there is such epic love where is it in this picture? No Where. Normally when you are boyfriend and girlfriend you are sitting close together.

Oh say like this.

Or this.

Normally you would at least hold hands.

Oh say like this. 

Or this

Hey even a kiss or two.

Like this.

 Or this 

Or this

Hey at this point even him looking at her and smiling like he means it would do.

Oh like this

Or this

Bringing her a towel and a drink after her swim would be an added bonus. 

So they have been together for two months and the only pic is a blurry fan pic?  Rolando must be slipping.

One of our dedicated soldiers played a ruse on People :

Hello,

My name is XXXX, I'm a friends with Dylan. I don't know where did you get this report but they are not dating. Just thought you'd like to know that.

Thanks,

XXXX

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PEOPLE:

Hi XXXX,

Thanks for writing in. We pride ourselves on reporting what's true, so I appreciate your time. Could you help us set the record straight- why you're so sure they're not dating, are they just friends? I just need a little more to go on since we do hear they are dating.

Thanks again!

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Hi,

I'm not sure who gave you that info but it's not true... Dylan is a close friend, she read your post & laughed... As far as I know they are not related at all.. I don't know who gave you the info but it's not true at all

Thanks,

XXXX

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PEOPLE:

By not related, you mean they don't even know each other? 

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I never heard her talking about him before .... Perhaps they met because I know her dad worked with Robs girlfriend or ex girlfriend a few years ago 

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PEOPLE:

Oh gotcha! How long have you known her for? Would you say Rob isn't even her type which is why she was laughing about it? Or do you or Dylan have any idea why the rumors even started?? I saw online they were at Viper Room earlier this month...guessing that was just a friendly outing then (which is totally allowed!) 

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I know her for 15 years I think , since childhood ... I don't think he's her type to be honest but she was laughing because she didn't understand from where did those rumors came. She doesn't know why it started, she said that she knows there are always many rumors about him but she never expected to be in the middle of it 

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PEOPLE:

Ha! Well I'm glad she can laugh about it...it must be weird to have the spotlight on her suddenly. 

How did you guys become friends? And since you've known her for so long, how would you describe her (very nice and down to earth, etc) and what is usually her type so I can help explain how weird the dating rumors are? By the way, I think she is so gorgeous- just like her mom! 

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Well, my dad used to be a good friend of her dad (they are not so close now but we stayed friends). We kind of grew up together, I'm a bit older so I'm kind of the big sister to her

She is prettier in real life than you see her in pics, very down to earth which is surprising because she was raised by famous parents. She's just 22 so not sure I can define her exact type, she dated different guys but I do know she prefers guys who are not from Hollywood in order to keep her own sanity but in general I think she likes good boys , she's not looking for the bad guy... Really sweet girl 

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PEOPLE:

She sounds like a great girl...did she seem upset about the report? I actually have a friend who also went to Marin a couple years ago...I read somewhere Dylan went to USC for college- do you know if that's true?

And so cool you two have stayed friends through so many years. That's so rare! Is your dad also in the entertainment industry too? 

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I don't think she was upset but she wasn't feeling comfortable with it for sure.. She was surprised really. 

If I'm not mistaken she went to USC that is correct..

My dad is a businessman ... Not entertainment , we also lived many years in Germany but now I'm back in LA

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PEOPLE:

Oh that's amazing! How long have you been back in LA? Are you working out here now too?

Do you think it's possible Rob wants to date her and that's where the rumors are coming from...? Every media outlet is reporting that they've been dating casually for two months now so it's a little crazy if none of it is true...but maybe it's just he's been talking to his friends about her for awhile now so they think there's something going on? 

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I'm here for 6 months now, starting to look for a job, needed time to settle 

I don't think so.. She did tell me that her dad said Rob never shares things with people that spread rumor .. As I said she was surprised & to be honest I emailed just you because I know that People Mag is the most reliable media outlet, I know you don't deal with rumors but only with facts so I thought I should let you know... I know nothing about his side but from what I know from Dylan it makes no sense

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PEOPLE:

I'm really glad you reached out to us. We do want to get things right so if I hear anything else I will run it by you and see what you think. And just so you have it, my cell is XXX-XXX-XXXX. Feel free to text/call me if you see anything else you think might not be completely right on any site/magazine this weekend. 

Good luck job hunting! I know it can be tough- if I can help with anything let me know. 

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As you can see, we all can be sources. They have no idea what they're talking about. If you think I was clever- just think how can AP & Poopscoop fool them. Might want to make you rethink if other things (different break up announcements etc.) are actually reliable... ! 

Oh really now? So called truth sayer People doesn't sound too sure of their source in this email conversation do they soldiers. This Soldier deserves a promotion!

 Any soldier trying to flop flop, cause doubt, fraternize with the enemy, or go awol out of this chicken outfit will be sent automatically to the stockade!

Your next assignment. Start learning  how to knit or crochet to make those pink or blue booties!

All right ladies. Done for today.  At ease.

Woah! Not that at ease! Corporal Sash! Keep your soldiers under control! It's not party time just yet! Private Okie you are in direct violation!

Go Tribe!!!!!!!! Woot Woot!

Blondes Brunettes, And A Gym Trainer Oh My!

Cowardly Lions. The best way to describe the tabs and their desperate attempts to hook up Rob with anything with a pulse. 

I couldn't decide whether to post this today or wait until Sean Penn takes his aggression out on the cowardly lions  for involving his daughter in their made up crap. 

Decisions. Decisions. 

This fandom needs a giggle or two.  So lets do it now!

                             

This started it all. A blonde ( of course!) with a not rob hiding in the back seat behind or in front of a surfboard ( take your pic).

Now the dipshidiots of course were all over this.  

"The blonde had her head right next to Rob's. How romantic!"

NO. Actually she was sitting in the front seat with the driver while not rob was in the back seat.

Now this lunacy didn't last long before we got this.

 The blonde hook up was dropped in a heart beat. Ovaries exploding every where.  She was Harley Pasternak's wife, an actress named Minka Kelly, and last but not least personal trainer Sydney Liebes.
The problem with this? Ones married and the other two  have BOYFRIENDS. So they still have NOTHING.

And you believe this. Really? 

Why on earth if you are telling the truth do you need to manipulate the date of when pictures were taken?

This picture is from Aug 4 when Rob went to Kristen's house. Why are they tagging it with the gym pics? Anyone ? Anyone? Bueller?

This explains it better.

From Windswept Girl:

Here is your proof that x17 is changing things to FIT THE LIES....This is RIGHT from their INSIDER site...where CLIENTS go to buy the imagery. This is how they tag their photos....

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They posted this tag yesterday on ROB'S PICTS (from the gym all in black)...LOOK at date:

EXCLU Pattinson enters beefing up program
Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2013
Credit: blanco-ionu/x17online.com
Author: blanco-ionu/x17online.com
City: Hollywood
Caption: Robert Pattinson is following a strict program to beef up before his next movie Mission Blacklist where he plays a military searching for Saddam Hussein , exercise four hours a day and strict diet Sept 21, 2013EXCLU
File: RobertPattinsonBeefingUp0921_01.JPG

See the date? POSTED on Sept 22 and pics taken Sept 21

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HERE IS TODAY's NEW Tags (SAME PICTS AS YESTERDAY):
REPOSTED today in the same file with said girl to make it look like they were together.

EXCLU Introducing Pattinson's new girlfriend
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2013
Credit: Blanco-rol/X17online.com
Author: Blanco-rol/X17online.com
City: Hollywood
Caption: Newly single Robert Pattinson spending time and exercising with new girl in Hollywood. The mysterious girl joins him every single day as Robert exercises for new flick . Sept 20, 2013 X17online.com EXCLU: Blanco/X17online.com
File: RPattinsonNEWgirlfriend092013_11.JPG

Look...they changed the post date to today and LOOKY...They changed the date of the pic to the 20th! Oh and the AUTHOR CHANGED TOO...It's NOW Rolando...

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And here is the GIRL'S Pics! (my guess is this is someone they know and they had her model for these pics to fit the Radar story!!!! Same tags as Robs....

EXCLU Introducing Pattinson's new girlfriend
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2013
Credit: Blanco-rol/X17online.com
Author: Blanco-rol/X17online.com
City: Hollywood
Caption: Newly single Robert Pattinson spending time and exercising with new girl in Hollywood. The mysterious girl joins him every single day as Robert exercises for new flick . Sept 20, 2013 X17online.com EXCLU: Blanco/X17online.com
File: RPattinsonNEWgirlfriend092013_10.JPG


SO as you can see...HERE IS PROOF X17 is Manipulating things and LYING!!! Isn't that funny that the SAME picts are suddenly dated today?




And who would have thought it would be E!  Ken snowflake Baker to the rescue lol.

Robert Pattinson has been hitting up the gym lately to prepare for his upcoming movie Mission: Blacklist, and it looks like the former Twilight star has been working on his fitness with a brunette bombshell. The pair were spotted leaving the gym together on multiple occasions, though ultimately leaving in separate cars.
So before you start jumping to conclusions, this is not the actor's new love interest.
E! News has learned that the mystery woman is a trainer, who steps in to work with R. Pattz when his usual trainer Harley Pasternak is unavailable to meet with him.

I'm thinking his buddie Annie isn't to pleased with him right now.

That isn't working out to well  for the dipshidiots either.  They cried a little .

And then moved  on to the next one. We're back to blondes again.

Dylan Penn. 22 year old daughter of Sean Penn. There is not one picture of her with Rob. But you know the dipshidiots still believe this horse crap. They never disappoint in their gullibility. The tabs took a tweet  from September 7 and invented their fan fic around it. She is supposedly the blonde with him at the Viper Room.

I'm thinking the tabs coming up with that scenario don't value their lives much.

 Now in the middle of all this craziness we also got some new pictures of Kristen. They were taken down immediately. Why? Good question. They were set pics.

Kristen in a black bikini top and men's boxers. Sound familiar? 

She looked like she had a little belly in them.

Pink or Blue?

  Aww come on  it's funny! And it makes the dipshidiots freak out.

Tempest has been unduly and unfairly attacked for thinking this picture might be Rob. You know what I think so too. She has the right to do so. She likes you to open your mind and use your common sense.

Those hands sure do look  like Rob's.

This is a picture of Jack Standen. Does this look anything like the picture above? Nope. 

Like I said common sense.

Tempest for you!