hkn haven: Pictures Create Drama And More Drama

Pictures create drama and more drama. We got plenty of both this past week.

First was this pic of Rob at a party. When this pic first came out I and a lot of other people thought it was a not Rob. Sue me.

You know where the dipshidiots and the tabs went with this right?

According to Marc Malkin Rob was flirting with multiple models.Yes the same Marc Malkin who got burned by Dylan Penn. Some fools never learn I guess.

He looks more interested in who is texting him on his phone than the bar sluts all over the place.

Kristen: Sweet pea and I miss you.

Rob: Bored out of my mind. Miss my two beautiful loves too. Will be home soon.

Come on you know it happened !

Then we got this pic.

Rob July 4th at Ashley Greene's pool party. How much you wanna bet the dipshidiots tried to hook him up with the model in front?

Hope they didn't wager their life savings on Kristen not being there with him. Hehe.

So let's see. We have Rob and Kristen together on June 21st (taco truck) and July 4th at Ashley Greene's pool party.

I think we can safely cross off October as the last time they have been seen together and move it up to July 4th lol. I think it's also safe to say she wasn't in Hawaii, Oregon or Timbuktu.

But wait it gets better!

This is another pic. Rob at a pool party on June 28th. (Wow that'a a big pool party! Too many people for my taste.)

According to a source for Gossip Cop Rob was looking single...

Our insider notes that Pattinson was not necessarily approaching women, but he’s “showing up at a lot of parties these days… He looks single.”

Great journalism there. Pulitzer prize winning stuff. This was Gossip Cop's way of reassuring the only commenters they have left. Unattached Rob for the Robsessed. They get more pathetic by the day and it's hilarious to watch them beg.

On June 28, The Rover star enjoyed the VOCO Summer Kickoff pool party in Beverly Hills, where Pattinson and other dudes were outnumbered by women in “sexy bikinis and high heels.”

Guess their source missed Kristen at the party too. Circles for the mentally challenged that want to ignore the truth.

If you are keeping count that's three sightings with pics in a two week period. I'm sure the dipshidiots have their excuses handy for all three.

Shout out to Mama Nails for all her hard work! You rock lady!

There were a couple more pics of Rob.

Doesn't look to be ready to move back to England anytime soon does he.

Rob out with friends at a concert on July 12th. He seems to be going for the mountain man look again (Not my fav look but hey it's his down time not mine. I prefer a little stubble Rob).

Now according to the dipshidiots these pictures should ring the death nell for us. We should pack up our tents and give up. Don't hold your breath on that.

And of course Rob is a bad daddy for going out with friends....

Ashton Kutcher in Brazil at the World Cup Finals drinking and having fun. While leaving his pregnant girlfriend Mila Kunis in L.A.

He didn't seem in a hurry to get back.

Is he a bad daddy to be too? Funny how this fandoms pregnancy police haven't said a word about this isn't it? Hypocrite is a good word to describe them.

And now let's switch gears and get ready for some beautiful Kristen!

She cut her hair and I love it! Kristen said it will be going even shorter for Equals.

She cut it in her hotel room the same morning!

She said how free it made her feel. Of course the dipshidiots took that to mean free of Rob. That's why she cut it.

I call this her I dream of Jeanie outfit. She slays it!

Who wore it better? Kristen of course!

Posing with Dakota Johnston. I am so ready for some Fifty.

Looking beautiful! Love the hat!

Before and After. If you can't see the difference there's no hope for you.

We have some ingenious fans out there. Cuteness overload!

Kristen out and about with Alicia. Of course this means Kristen has suddenly turned gay. Alicia is wearing Kristen's shirt so this means they are together romantically and we should now shut up about Kristen wearing Rob's clothes according to dipshidiots warped logic.

Alicia wearing Kristen's shirt has what to do with Kristen still wearing her supposed exes clothes a year later how again?

Yep. All three of them in the same shirt. It still doesn't explain why a woman would still be wearing her exes clothes a year later does it. The dipshidiots excuses are wearing a little thin. Literally.

Kristen surprises us again! New Jenny Lewis video with Kristen, Anne Hathaway, and Brie Larson.

You know she had to be fangirling when asked to to be in this video! Cross that one off your bucket list Kristen. Done deal.

Rock it girl!

This from the woman whose haters say she can't smile and have fun.

Just three chicks jamming!

George Clooney blasted Daily Mail for its disparaging remarks about his future mother in law. They tried to apologize but George didn't back down and refused their apology.

Read About It Here!

We also had an ugly incident on this blogs comment section. A racist remark was made against one of our Havenettes, Vernier. And just like George she got a lame apology and refused to back down.

George and Vernier deserve a hand for not giving in to these vile people.

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!

This is a little something I found that explains what the gossip rags are all about! Eye opening!

Confessions of a gossip magazine writer

8 HOURS AGO JULY 13, 2014 2:00PM

YOU can spot a gossip rag a mile away.

It will say Kim Kardashian (with her “$22 million booty”) is divorcing Kanye West, while the one next to it on the shelf will tell you she’s pregnant with his second child — and said child

already has an album deal. With Blue Ivy.

It will read, “Kim’s baby shock!” and you will lap it up.

If this article were a movie, you’d now be watching a 20-year-old girl walk through the halls of one of the country’s biggest magazine houses.

She’s starry eyed, Bambi-legged and ready to make a good impression on her first day at a gossip glossy.

Scene 2: two weeks later. That same girl is being presented with a set of intriguing photographs of a famous person.

Would she like to break the news story behind the photos? She most certainly would!

She feels prepared, because she’s been spending her days researching what ingredients make up Beyoncé’s Master Cleanse (lemons and cayenne pepper) and speculating why Snooki from Jersey Shore wore ugg boots to the beach (answer: because it’s Snooki from Jersey Shore).

That girl was me. “Your reading shock!” the headline of your life now, no doubt, reads.

All those three-hour-long university lectures on moral integrity? They joined the lessons in thorough research and reputable sources flying out the window quicker than you can say “two pages in a national magazine?! Yes, please!”

But there’s always a catch. And this one was that the only information I had on what was actually happening in the photos was … the photos themselves. Convenient, eh?

Scene 3: A troubled starlet sits in a grimy LA street, puffing on what I can only assume is her third Marlboro Light and covering her eyes.

Is she crying? Is she applying mascara (badly)? Or has she simply read a hilarious text message and is now in fits of laughter?

I had no idea, but I was quickly schooled in the art of writing a gossip story. Legally, I could call myself an “onlooker” based purely on the fact I was literally looking at the photos. Handy. I was also “an industry insider”.

And, yes, even a “source close to”. Hear that? It’s the sound of the glass shattering in your mind. How did the story end?

I handed in my copy, the editor loved it and I felt pretty darn good.

Scene 4: A man comes up to comfort Crying Starlet, and, according to … me, is pushed away. She is inconsolable (in my defence, she was obviously teary), because she has just been dumped.

By a celebrity who will remain anonymous so as to protect my own now-non-existent-gossip-magazine-writing career.

Bet you never saw that one coming as you read my story in the check-out line waiting to buy your lemons and cayenne pepper.

I should have known my creative writing skills would be called upon. In my job interview, when I’d tried to impress the editor with my big contact book in case, you know, she needed quotes from certain celebs or friends of celebs, she’d looked at me as if I were mad and said, “Oh, we don’t really use contacts!”

As I soon learned, my little ‘writing around photos’ jaunt was the tip of the proverbial gossip iceberg.

An iceberg so large that it could sink Titanic II (which apparently exists — along with Jennifer Aniston’s baby).

If we didn’t trust our own eyes enough to draw conclusions from the “exclusive photographs!” that came across the newsdesk (is she drunk or blinking?), we’d phone the photographer to source “eyewitness” comments.

Technically, they were eyewitnesses because they were there.

And for when we were feeling slightly more ethical, there was our man in Brisbane.

We’d write an email to him, saying, “We’ve heard Brad and Ange are getting married/divorced/moving to Mars. Can you confi rm this with your sources?” Within a couple of hours we’d get a long email back from his “sources” (aka him) confirming exactly what we’d asked about (“Yes, they are”). And to think my editor “didn’t use contacts” …

Journalism is about fresh ideas and groundbreaking investigations. So it’s only natural we would also go through clips from UK and US papers and magazines, and decide in the ‘news’ meeting which stories we would rewrite under the headline, “It’s a scoop!”

I know I’m being harsh, but it’s out of love and understanding.

I quote the home of all truths, urbandictionary.com, in defining a gossip rag best as: “A magazine or blog containing rumour, speculation and trivial information, generally about celebrities. Often presented in a catty manner.”

See! Rumour; catty; rumours about cats.

So let’s give the gossip magazines a break and see them for what they are: wonderful entertainment and nutritional advice.

Because everyone knows celebrities eat only steamed vegetables and chicken for dinner. Every night.

Stop the presses: it’s a scoop!